Goofus eats babies.
It's a pastime.
It's no crime, you slime.
Words rhyme.
Goofus also likes furniture more than a man should.
Gallant visits online friends, but only after knowing them for a while. *hugs Myrrh*
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| Author: | Shadowfox [ Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:20 am ] |
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Goofus scarfs every chocolate in the box at once Gallent drinks protien shakes |
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| Author: | just a username [ Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:11 am ] |
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Goofus drinks...er...it's too evil to say. Gallant finds jobs for the unemployed. |
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| Author: | StrongVlad [ Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:11 pm ] |
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Goofus has poison control's stomach pump people on speed dial, along with liposuction. Gallant dresses up as a cat for halloween. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:50 am ] |
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Goofus sacrifices a cat to Satan every Halloween. And several other days of the year. Gallant goes to church on Sundays, but respects those of different religious affiliations, as well as those who are not religious at all. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:22 am ] |
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Goofus is a Neo-Nazi hybrid of Fred Phelps and Pat Robertson. Gallant takes care of his possessions. |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:22 am ] |
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Goofus likes to take others' posessions. Gallant brushes after every meal. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:58 pm ] |
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goofus hav never brushed anything in his life gallant got out of a scuffle using words |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:07 pm ] |
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Goofus is always taking home the Z-'s!!!!! Gallant gives money to the poor |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:29 am ] |
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Goofus gives herpes to the poor. (Okay, that came out wrong. I'm sorry.) Gallant saves his money and spends it wisely so he can buy what he wants. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:56 am ] |
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Goofus steals money from other people, then steals what he wants, beats all the workers there to death, runs away, starts a new life in Mexico as a door-to-door toilet paper salesman, then uses the money he stole to hire a hitman to murder all the witnesses, and strangles the hitman to death in private. Gallant gives a hoot, and doesn't pollute. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:58 am ] |
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Goofus considers the world his garbage can. Gallant plays music at a respectful volume. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:03 am ] |
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Goofus blasted Rock You Like A Hurricane really loud, lost some of his hearing, and stole a hearing aid from an old lady. Gallant kindly says no to Senor Cardgage when offered gum. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:03 am ] |
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Goofus plays music at a really high volume. So loud that it is barely in the range of sounds possible for a human to hear. Gallant uses his giant robot to thwart evil and keep peace in the galaxy. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:08 am ] |
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I beat you to the post, but I'll do yours anyway. Goofus uses his giant robot to go back in time and make it so that The Godfather was never made. Gallant is abstinent. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:37 pm ] |
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Goofus is abstinent on days that don't end in "Y". Gallant is just plain nice. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:36 pm ] |
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Goofus is an ungodly spawn of the evils of neosociety gallant remembers to always bring a pen with him. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:14 am ] |
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Goofus always remembers to bring an AK-47 with him. Gallant plays Pokemon with his friends. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:16 am ] |
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Goofus plays Russian Roulette with his friends. Gallant enjoys a sugary snack every now and then, but always gets enough fruits and vegetables! |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:22 am ] |
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Goofus eats babies. It's a pastime. It's no crime, you slime. Words rhyme. Goofus also likes furniture more than a man should.
Gallant visits online friends, but only after knowing them for a while. *hugs Myrrh* |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:41 am ] |
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bubba41221: hey were do u liv? xgoofusdagangstax: herez my house on googel mapz bubba41221: thx man, ill be their in a few mins xgoofusdagangstax: he seemz lyk a nyce guy xgoofusdagangstax: i wundr wut hiz naim iz *hugs Mandy* Gallant doesn't let relationships move too fast. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:19 am ] |
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In one day, Goofus meets her, dates her, as Reynold would say, "gets teen pregnant," marries her, fights with her, divorces her, and takes half of her money. Then he kicks her in the shin. Then beats her to death with a porcelian figure in a rice field, which could be called a "knick knack patty whack." Gallant helps ants build their anthills. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:15 pm ] |
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Goofus helps army ants take over other anthills. Gallant doesn't say bad words. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:30 pm ] |
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Goofus has a Boston censorship crew folowing him around forever now Gallant never has his steak rare |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:16 pm ] |
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Goofus streaking isn't rare. Gallant kindly says no when offered gum by Senor Cardgage. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:36 am ] |
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Marshmallow Roast wrote: bubba41221: hey were do u liv?
xgoofusdagangstax: herez my house on googel mapz bubba41221: thx man, ill be their in a few mins xgoofusdagangstax: he seemz lyk a nyce guy xgoofusdagangstax: i wundr wut hiz naim iz Bubba. XDDDDDDD Goofus steals gum from Senor Cardgage, and also kicks Senor Cardgage in the junk for no reason. Gallant treats girls with respect. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:56 am ] |
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Goofus has his name here. Gallant runs a soup kitchen at the expense of a high paying job. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:22 am ] |
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Goofus has a job peeing in the soup at the soup kitchen. Gallant teaches underprivelaged kittens how to eat with their ears, since their mouths exploded, for extra money with which he shall buy an operation for them to have unexplodable mouths. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:30 am ] |
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Goofus kill ants with his boogers! Gallant like baking pies for the needy |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:40 am ] |
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Goofus likes baking cow pies for the needy. Gallant watches Homestar Runner! |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:45 am ] |
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Goofus holds TBC hostage. Gallant gets high scores on Population Tire. |
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