Goofus kills people who say the word "wacky". </jthm>
Gallant doesn't let's start when John Linnell tells him not to. B|
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:57 pm ] |
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Goofus got the low score on Population: Tire. Gallant walks 5 miles a day. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:02 pm ] |
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Goofus shoots pedestrians with his shotgun or runs them over with his semi. Gallant listens to good music, even when it has a crappy video, for example: He likes The Final Countdown by Europe and Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:32 pm ] |
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Goofus only listens to music when it has a video playing constantly on Much Music or MTV. What up, homeboy. Gallant steers clear of alcohol and drinks his eight cups of water every day. |
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| Author: | That Cinnamon Thing [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:17 am ] |
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Goofus is a drunken brawler. Gallant washes his hands! |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:31 am ] |
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Goofus also washes his hands, but he uses sewer water, defeating the purpose of the entire thing. Gallant recycles! |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:59 am ] |
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Goofus recycles, if by recycling you mean throwing garbage at emo kids. Gallant exercises his First Amendment rights and respects the First Amendment rights of others. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:38 am ] |
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Goofus kills people who say the word "wacky". </jthm>
Gallant doesn't let's start when John Linnell tells him not to. B| |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:18 am ] |
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goofus suicide bombed the next "they might be giants" concert in extreme vain Gallant bought new socks |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:20 am ] |
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Goofus burns new socks. Gallant hugs penguins in need. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:29 am ] |
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Goofus strangles penguins. Gallant lieks Mudkips. |
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| Author: | Inverse Tiger [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:34 am ] |
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Goofus drops the F-bomb while praising Seaking. Gallant eats all his vegetables. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:01 am ] |
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Goofus eats all of his mutated-Geneto-Smart vegetables. They say "Hi," by the way. Gallant stretches before he exercises. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:07 am ] |
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Goofus runs 10 miles nonstop without any form of preparation or hydration, which is very dangerous. Gallant has superpowers and uses them for the good of all man and upholding liberty. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:28 am ] |
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goofus realized he was the highlander and destroyed the universe to go pla with gigantos in another dimention Gallant returned his defective camera |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:16 pm ] |
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Goofus ate his broken... everything! Gallant walks with homeless people everyday |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:32 pm ] |
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Goofus steps on homeless people every day. Gallant does his chores. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:15 am ] |
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Goofus beats up his little sister and makes her do them. Gallant gives a lady a nice compliment. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:25 am ] |
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Goofus complements a lady with a nice coffee. CANNiBAL! Gallant is never late. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:59 am ] |
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goofus is late to be early Gallant found his inner peace |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:24 am ] |
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Goofus finds YOUR Inner Piece! With his Knife! Gallant always wears clean underwear. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:35 am ] |
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Goofus doesn't wear underwear--he wears diapers. Gallant exercises. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:36 am ] |
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Goofus exercises his right to bear arms. And shoots them down. Gallant eats a complete breakfast every morning. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:58 pm ] |
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goofus eats a complete dessert that is made out of french people Gallant learns about protecting the ozone layer |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:04 pm ] |
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Goofus dares his friends to breathe ozone. Gallant knows everyone makes mistakes. |
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| Author: | bwave [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:06 pm ] |
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Goofus is a mistake. Gallant helped an old lady cross the street. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:15 pm ] |
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goofus pushed an old woman out on the bullet lane at 5 o'clock gallantfinds time to write a novel |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:12 pm ] |
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Goofus finds time to rip the eye balls out of fish Gallant helps the police catch bad guys |
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| Author: | Ath-a-late [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:42 pm ] |
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Goofus helps the bad guys form a chain gang. Galant always offers to help clean the school's fish tank. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:27 am ] |
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goofus filled the fish tank with cement Gallant checks his tire pressure |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:22 pm ] |
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Goofus finds time to poke holes in the tires Gallant always watches what he says |
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