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Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:25 pm ]
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Goffus always says what he watches. (you know, if it's bad?)

Gallant runs a mile every month.

Top o' the page jig :eekdance:
Author:  this-guy [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:20 pm ]
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Goffus runs a mile to kill a moth.

Gallant spellchecks his words.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:21 pm ]
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Gallant drinks plenty of water when it's warm outside.
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:25 pm ]
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Goofus drinks plenty of liquor when it's warm outside. Also when it's cool outside, just to be on the safe side. You never can be sure.

Gallant always wears a helmet when bicycling.
Author:  weer5e [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:47 pm ]
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goofus straps guns to his head

Gallant exchanges his "gag" gift
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:13 am ]
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Goofus puts his "gag" gifts to use. Several times. With much enthusiasm.

Gallant opens the door for the lady.
Author:  Entropy [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:18 am ]
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Goofus switches the PUSH and PULL signs.

Gallant practices his guitar everyday.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:35 am ]
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Goofus practices his spitball aim every day.

Gallant feeds his golfish.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:41 am ]
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Goofus practices smashing his guitar every day.

Gallant listens to the Beatles.
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:45 am ]
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Goofus feeds his goldfish to sharks, and smushes beetles.

Gallant volunteers his time at the local animal shelter.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:01 am ]
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Goofus spends a great deal of time there too...TORTURING THE CATS!!

Gallant wears deodorant.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:03 am ]
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Goofus wears oderant.

Gallant pulls weeds.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:03 am ]
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Goofus smokes them.

Gallant buys the Cheat cool boots.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:06 am ]
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Goofus buys cool boots made from the cheat (I hate myself now)

Gallant sets the table.
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:29 am ]
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Goofus sets the table... on the edge of a cliff over a pit of lava.

Gallant calls for an ambulance if he sees someone get seriously hurt.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:31 am ]
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Goofus seriously hurts somebody and when the ambulance arrives, he kicks the driver in the shin.

Gallant invites other people to play jump-rope with him.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:00 am ]
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Goofus uses said rope to tie them up, hang them in a tree, and beat them with sticks.

Gallant clips coupons to save money at the grocery store.
Author:  weer5e [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:51 am ]
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Goofus clips the powerlines that lead to the grocery store

Gallant buys a camera for his vacation
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:29 am ]
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Goofus buys a box cutter for his vacation so he can hijack the plane.

(I'm a terrible person. :P)

Gallant enjoys cooking yummy food!
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:08 pm ]
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Goofus enjoys cooking ants. With a magnifying glass.

Gallant shares his popcorn at the movies.
Author:  Rocoramore [ Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:18 pm ]
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Goofus shares his terminal diseases at the movies.


Gallant passes the ball.
Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:03 am ]
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goofus passes the gas

Gallant acted as polite as he can to the queen
Author:  Didymus [ Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:42 am ]
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Goofus walks up to her and demands she sing "We Are The Champions"!

Gallant always washes the windshield and fills the tank with gas.
Author:  weer5e [ Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:49 pm ]
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goofus smashed the windows and filled up the tank with tap water


Gallant buys fresh vegtables for a stu
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:15 am ]
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Goofus serves up roast Stu with fresh vegetables

Gallant abstains from alcohol until the proper time determined by law
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:31 am ]
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Goofus has been an alcoholic since he was five.

Gallant has a sense of humor.
Author:  this-guy [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:18 pm ]
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Goofus will be the one laughing at your funeral.

Gallant mows his lawn.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:29 am ]
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goofus mows his carpet.

gallant sings carols to the elderly.
Author:  weer5e [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:24 pm ]
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goofus replaces the eldelys pills with skittles


gallant buys knew headphones
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:13 pm ]
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Goofus buys new 800 watt speakers.

Gallant breakdances to the Electro beat.
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