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Goofus breaks the steareo that plays the electric beat.

Gallant enjoys a nice day of giving back to society.

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Goofus enjoys a nice day of blasting Baby Got Back, for all of society to hear.

Gallant is a virgin.

Goofus spends all day buying goods from sweat shops in Communist China so that his chain of retail stores can say, "Always low prices."

Gallant can't fairly compete with his store, he goes out of business, and has to go work for Goofus part-time at minimum wage.

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The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the ONE.

Goofus murders his competiton, takes over their business and hires Gallant to clean out the crime scene for minimum wage.

Gallant eats a full, balanced breakfast to be alert before a test.

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Goofus eats a breakfast full of candy bars every day.

Gallant stays with his family on vacation.

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Goofus...well who wants to go on a holiday with Goofus.

Gallant reveals to America that Australians call Shrimp, Prawns.

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Goofus reveals the secret nazi forest to the american public.



Gallant gives up chewing snuff.

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Hes in, and Im ticked, Im still going to pound him

Goofus starts chewing snuff.

Gallant obeys his parents.

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Goofus puts OBEY stickers on his parent's mouths while they sleep.

Gallant doesn't pet strange dogs.

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Goofus flies off to Jamaica to do some surfing on the waves from the approaching hurricane.

Gallant stays home an prays while watching the Weather Channel.

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The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the ONE.

Goofus jumps on the backs of all dogs he sees, no matter big or small

Gallant covers his mouth when he coughs.

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Goofus moved to Los Angeles so he can always go to night clubs every day of the week to hit up on hot babes.

Gallant lives in Iowa.

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Goofus lives in Iowa. =P

Gallant saves whales.

You're supposed to base Goofus's actions on the previous person's post.

Goofus saves whales for lunch; for breakfast he had 12 pounds of shark.

Gallant stays on task.

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Oops! Well, in that case...

Goofus patrols the Internet to make sure that everyone stays "on task" no matter how funny their posts are.

Gallant posts a cheerful vlog on YouTube.

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The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the ONE.

Goofus posts hardcore [bad stuff] on YouTube.

Gallant is a youth rights activist.

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Goofus burns youth rights activists.

Gallant was raised by a cup of coffee.

Goofus was raised by a bazooka.

Gallant washes his hair every night.

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Goofus only has hair to which he wishes good night.

Gallant remembers Poland.

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goofus made another treaty with russia to rip apart Poland equally



gallant blocks all the channels with mature content on his TV

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Hes in, and Im ticked, Im still going to pound him

Goofus (insert random innapropriateness here) while watching channel (insert naughty channel here), then puts it on Youtube, gets banned for it, and murders the creators, then gets life in prison, breaks out, and, a few random events later, ends up as the female guitarist for a band emo kids you don't know listen to in the restroom during their 7th period English class while their teachers wonder if they're (insert same random innapropriateness here) at home while watching channel (insert same naughty channel here) or something.

Gallant doesn't mind the name Gregor, and is polite about things such as Beth's looks.

Gallant knows when to post Goofus and when to post Gallant.

Gallant doesn't play any games that are not suitable for him.

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Goofus doesn't play any videogames. He's too busy killing hookers.

Gallant does only appropriate things at dances.

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goofus grinds like a dinosaurs teeth, while drinking punch loaded with rum as the rap music blairs

gallant finds a new ways to organize his pencils

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Hes in, and Im ticked, Im still going to pound him

You don't even want to know what Goofus does with pencils.

Gallant drives carefully, obeying all traffic laws.

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Why were those both Gallant?

Anyways...

At dances, Goofus likes to... Well... Let's just say Cory and Topanga were going to in the Boy Meets World episode, "Prom-ises, Prom-ises."

Gallant has been sober for 15 years. He's 15 years old.

Your post used to say Goofus instead of Gallant.

Goofus has been sober for 0 years. He's also 15 years old.

Gallant doesn't spam forums.

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goofus has a "locked threads and banned acounts" thread dedicated to him


gallant tried copying what goofus did, but failed misrably

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Hes in, and Im ticked, Im still going to pound him

Goofus succeeded at badly imitating Goofus, but failed the next day.

Gallant eats a salad at McDonald's.

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Goofus makes the salads at McDonalds.

Gallant has a fun time at Sweet Puttin' Cakes, and doesn't get easily frustrated by the worm-hole.