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| Author: | Cleverdan [ Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:43 am ] |
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Goofus breaks the steareo that plays the electric beat. Gallant enjoys a nice day of giving back to society. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:02 pm ] |
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Goofus enjoys a nice day of blasting Baby Got Back, for all of society to hear. Gallant is a virgin. |
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| Author: | Hosehead [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:11 pm ] |
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Goofus spends all day buying goods from sweat shops in Communist China so that his chain of retail stores can say, "Always low prices." Gallant can't fairly compete with his store, he goes out of business, and has to go work for Goofus part-time at minimum wage.  
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| Author: | Ath-a-late [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:59 pm ] |
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Goofus murders his competiton, takes over their business and hires Gallant to clean out the crime scene for minimum wage. Gallant eats a full, balanced breakfast to be alert before a test. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:06 pm ] |
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Goofus eats a breakfast full of candy bars every day. Gallant stays with his family on vacation. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:08 pm ] |
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Goofus...well who wants to go on a holiday with Goofus. Gallant reveals to America that Australians call Shrimp, Prawns. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:55 pm ] |
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Goofus reveals the secret nazi forest to the american public. Gallant gives up chewing snuff. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:00 pm ] |
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Goofus starts chewing snuff. Gallant obeys his parents. |
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| Author: | Rocoramore [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:03 pm ] |
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Goofus puts OBEY stickers on his parent's mouths while they sleep. Gallant doesn't pet strange dogs. |
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| Author: | Hosehead [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:07 pm ] |
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Goofus flies off to Jamaica to do some surfing on the waves from the approaching hurricane. Gallant stays home an prays while watching the Weather Channel.
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:08 pm ] |
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Goofus jumps on the backs of all dogs he sees, no matter big or small Gallant covers his mouth when he coughs. |
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| Author: | Hosehead [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:56 pm ] |
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Goofus moved to Los Angeles so he can always go to night clubs every day of the week to hit up on hot babes. Gallant lives in Iowa.
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:12 pm ] |
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Goofus lives in Iowa. =P Gallant saves whales. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:41 pm ] |
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Hosehead wrote: Goofus moved to Los Angeles so he can always go to night clubs every day of the week to hit up on hot babes.
Gallant lives in Iowa. You're supposed to base Goofus's actions on the previous person's post. Goofus saves whales for lunch; for breakfast he had 12 pounds of shark. Gallant stays on task. |
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| Author: | Hosehead [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:55 pm ] |
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this-guy wrote: You're supposed to base Goofus's actions on the previous person's post. Oops! Goofus saves whales for lunch; for breakfast he had 12 pounds of shark. Gallant stays on task.  Well, in that case...
Goofus patrols the Internet to make sure that everyone stays "on task" no matter how funny their posts are.   
Gallant posts a cheerful vlog on YouTube. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:38 pm ] |
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Goofus posts hardcore [bad stuff] on YouTube. Gallant is a youth rights activist. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:57 pm ] |
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Goofus burns youth rights activists. Gallant was raised by a cup of coffee. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:59 pm ] |
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Goofus was raised by a bazooka. Gallant washes his hair every night. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:01 pm ] |
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Goofus only has hair to which he wishes good night. Gallant remembers Poland. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:03 am ] |
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goofus made another treaty with russia to rip apart Poland equally gallant blocks all the channels with mature content on his TV |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:50 am ] |
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Goofus (insert random innapropriateness here) while watching channel (insert naughty channel here), then puts it on Youtube, gets banned for it, and murders the creators, then gets life in prison, breaks out, and, a few random events later, ends up as the female guitarist for a band emo kids you don't know listen to in the restroom during their 7th period English class while their teachers wonder if they're (insert same random innapropriateness here) at home while watching channel (insert same naughty channel here) or something. Gallant doesn't mind the name Gregor, and is polite about things such as Beth's looks. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:54 am ] |
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Gallant knows when to post Goofus and when to post Gallant. Gallant doesn't play any games that are not suitable for him. |
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| Author: | Rocoramore [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:59 am ] |
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Goofus doesn't play any videogames. He's too busy killing hookers. Gallant does only appropriate things at dances. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:07 am ] |
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goofus grinds like a dinosaurs teeth, while drinking punch loaded with rum as the rap music blairs gallant finds a new ways to organize his pencils |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:09 am ] |
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You don't even want to know what Goofus does with pencils. Gallant drives carefully, obeying all traffic laws. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:10 am ] |
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Color Printer wrote: Gallant knows when to post Goofus and when to post Gallant.
Gallant doesn't play any games that are not suitable for him. Why were those both Gallant? Anyways... At dances, Goofus likes to... Well... Let's just say Cory and Topanga were going to in the Boy Meets World episode, "Prom-ises, Prom-ises." Gallant has been sober for 15 years. He's 15 years old. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:13 am ] |
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Zim Del Invasor wrote: Color Printer wrote: Gallant knows when to post Goofus and when to post Gallant. Gallant doesn't play any games that are not suitable for him. Why were those both Gallant? Your post used to say Goofus instead of Gallant. Goofus has been sober for 0 years. He's also 15 years old. Gallant doesn't spam forums. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:17 am ] |
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goofus has a "locked threads and banned acounts" thread dedicated to him gallant tried copying what goofus did, but failed misrably |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:52 am ] |
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Goofus succeeded at badly imitating Goofus, but failed the next day. Gallant eats a salad at McDonald's. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:57 pm ] |
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Goofus makes the salads at McDonalds. Gallant has a fun time at Sweet Puttin' Cakes, and doesn't get easily frustrated by the worm-hole. |
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