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Goofus has an alien bust out of his chest


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Goofus makes the salads at McDonald's.

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Location: Hand in hand... Touching me! Take it away, Noid!
Goofus can play hookie.

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Goofus wrote Valley Of The Penises. </south park>

Gallant drinks alcohol, but only in moderation!

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Goofus drinks coffee, but only with alcohol!

Gallant uses an umbrella when it's about to rain outside.

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Goofus uses an umbrella to smash mailboxes with as he drives by in a stolen camero.

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Goofus is the reason you need to buckle up for safety, cause he smashes into cars and drives like a maniac.

Gallant visits respectable websites (ie, no porno, no nudity at all.).

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Goofus pirates respectable websites and sells the personal information of the site's creators to the highest bidding foreign country.

Gallant thoughtfully issues his grievences in a polite letter with correct postage.

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Do something he doesn't like, Goofus'll bust you up.

Gallant voted for Terry Fator to win America's Got Talent.


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...No. I hate any show like that.

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Goofus reads Playboy, and not for the articles.

(Fun fact: My mom used to ACTUALLY read Playboy for the articles. She wasn't using it as an excuse for anything, she really did read the articles.)

Gallant offers helpful, constructive criticism on people's art and writing, but doesn't put them down.

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Goofus rants, trols, insults, and spams like GB (you might want to know what im refrencing)

Gallant buys only neccesary things at super markets

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Goofus buys only alcohol at supermarkets.

...ONLY ALCOHOL.


Gallant turns off his cell phone before the progrum.

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Location: In your pantry. Good cookies by the way.
Goofus gets all his friends to come to the concert and start calling each other with their ring tones set to rap music at full blast.

Gallant looks up words in the dictionary he doesn't understand.

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Goofus takes a black sharpie to words in the dictionary at random, so that nobody will understand.

Gallant sits quietly in the corner, knitting his grandmother a swe ater.

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Goofus gets stuck in a pile of swe atshirts at a Thanksgiving's day parade.

Gallant goes to the park daily.

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Goofus goes to the strip club daily.

Gallant lieks Mudkips!

(Gah. Apparently I posted the Playboy thing earlier...and I dunno if I already did the Mudkip thing. Gah. I suck.)

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Goofus burns all Mudkips with his flametorch and then kills the people with them with his bazooka.

Gallant settles down to a good job when he grows up.

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Goofus never settles down and winds up in jail for life.

Gallant holds the door open for people.

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Goofus locks people out of their homes.

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Goofus doesn't post stuff Gallant does either...

Gallant takes care of his pets.


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Goofus was arrested on charges of animal cruelty.

Gallant is a good driver.

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Goofus once ran over an entire parade of elephants. In his car.

Gallant can't think of anymore.

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Goofus thought of more, much, much more....



Gallant is tired of taking Goofus' crap so he kills him

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Goofus is tired of Gallant's crap so he kills him.

Gallant can do touch-typing. Don't go there.

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Goofus just types randomly on the keyboard and watches as the Homsar fans squeal with glee.

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Goofus bribes all the people in Oregon to do his work for him.

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Goofus is wanted for armed robbery and burglary in 42 different states/

Gallant is quiet during lockdowns.

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goofus starts the lock downs



gallant draws his own art, and doesn't spam it

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Goofus steals art, then when someone claims it's theirs, he quickly edits it to be sexual and racist, so they get arrested.

Gallant burninates peasents. And yes, that is a good thing.


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