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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:11 pm ] |
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Goofus has an alien bust out of his chest Gallant eats healthy |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:54 pm ] |
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Goofus makes the salads at McDonald's. Gallant can play the piano. |
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| Author: | Dacheet15 [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:01 pm ] |
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Goofus can play hookie. Gallant writes the American Novel. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:19 am ] |
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Goofus wrote Valley Of The Penises. </south park> Gallant drinks alcohol, but only in moderation! |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:21 am ] |
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Goofus drinks coffee, but only with alcohol! Gallant uses an umbrella when it's about to rain outside. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:54 am ] |
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Goofus uses an umbrella to smash mailboxes with as he drives by in a stolen camero. Gallant buckles up for safety. |
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| Author: | mew4ever23 [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:57 am ] |
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Goofus is the reason you need to buckle up for safety, cause he smashes into cars and drives like a maniac. Gallant visits respectable websites (ie, no porno, no nudity at all.). |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:59 am ] |
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Goofus pirates respectable websites and sells the personal information of the site's creators to the highest bidding foreign country. Gallant thoughtfully issues his grievences in a polite letter with correct postage. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:03 am ] |
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Do something he doesn't like, Goofus'll bust you up. Gallant voted for Terry Fator to win America's Got Talent. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:35 am ] |
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...No. I hate any show like that. Gallant reads in his free time. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:13 pm ] |
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Goofus reads Playboy, and not for the articles. (Fun fact: My mom used to ACTUALLY read Playboy for the articles. She wasn't using it as an excuse for anything, she really did read the articles.) Gallant offers helpful, constructive criticism on people's art and writing, but doesn't put them down. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:46 pm ] |
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Goofus rants, trols, insults, and spams like GB (you might want to know what im refrencing) Gallant buys only neccesary things at super markets |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:19 pm ] |
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Goofus buys only alcohol at supermarkets. ...ONLY ALCOHOL. Gallant turns off his cell phone before the progrum. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:32 pm ] |
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Goofus gets all his friends to come to the concert and start calling each other with their ring tones set to rap music at full blast. Gallant looks up words in the dictionary he doesn't understand. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:26 pm ] |
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Goofus takes a black sharpie to words in the dictionary at random, so that nobody will understand. Gallant sits quietly in the corner, knitting his grandmother a swe ater. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:43 pm ] |
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Goofus gets stuck in a pile of swe atshirts at a Thanksgiving's day parade. Gallant goes to the park daily. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:44 am ] |
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Goofus goes to the strip club daily. Gallant lieks Mudkips! (Gah. Apparently I posted the Playboy thing earlier...and I dunno if I already did the Mudkip thing. Gah. I suck.) |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:28 pm ] |
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Goofus burns all Mudkips with his flametorch and then kills the people with them with his bazooka. Gallant settles down to a good job when he grows up. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:54 pm ] |
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Goofus never settles down and winds up in jail for life. Gallant holds the door open for people. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:32 pm ] |
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Goofus locks people out of their homes. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:24 pm ] |
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Goofus doesn't post stuff Gallant does either... Gallant takes care of his pets. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:32 pm ] |
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Goofus was arrested on charges of animal cruelty. Gallant is a good driver. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:59 pm ] |
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Goofus once ran over an entire parade of elephants. In his car. Gallant can't think of anymore. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:32 pm ] |
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Goofus thought of more, much, much more.... Gallant is tired of taking Goofus' crap so he kills him |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:36 pm ] |
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Goofus is tired of Gallant's crap so he kills him. Gallant can do touch-typing. Don't go there. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:44 pm ] |
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Goofus just types randomly on the keyboard and watches as the Homsar fans squeal with glee. Gallant enjoys hard labor. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:58 pm ] |
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Goofus bribes all the people in Oregon to do his work for him. Gallant doesn't break into people's houses. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:38 pm ] |
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Goofus is wanted for armed robbery and burglary in 42 different states/ Gallant is quiet during lockdowns. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:31 pm ] |
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goofus starts the lock downs gallant draws his own art, and doesn't spam it |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:11 am ] |
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Goofus steals art, then when someone claims it's theirs, he quickly edits it to be sexual and racist, so they get arrested. Gallant burninates peasents. And yes, that is a good thing. |
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