Goofus burninates the king of Peasantry.
Gallant looks up information about his ancestry...
And I will do a TOTPD.
Heh, that rhymed.
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:41 pm ] |
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Goofus burninates the king of Peasantry. Gallant looks up information about his ancestry... And I will do a TOTPD.
Heh, that rhymed. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:57 pm ] |
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Goofus assumes that he is and will always be the only member of his family. Gallant always does a TOTPD. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:01 pm ] |
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Goofus cannot see what a TOTPD is, so he just gets a bee to sting Gallant in the knee. Whee! Gallant takes people to the hospital when they are injured. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:07 pm ] |
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Goofus takes people to a woodshop when they are injured. Though he doesn't share their viewpoint, Gallant is considerate of the feelings of his vegetarian friends. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:28 pm ] |
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Goofus used to have vegetarian friends, but he lost them when he force-fed them all roast beef. Gallant knows CPR. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:31 pm ] |
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Goofus is very forceful and adept at the Heimlich Maneuver, and often uses it on infants. Gallant drinks plenty of water. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:49 pm ] |
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Goofus drinks plenty of alcohol. Gallant is very frugal. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:19 pm ] |
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Goofus is very destroying Google. Gallant can structure his sentences properly. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:38 pm ] |
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Goofus hates complete sentences and. Gallent likes his name, even though it sounds wierd. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:52 am ] |
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Goofus is very forceful and adept at the Heimlich Maneuver, and often uses it on infants = funniest thing ever. Goofus cuts his dumb name into people, does naughty things to them, and throws them in rivers, thus prompting a massive onslaught of nerd villians making chain letters about it, thus prompting ANOTHER massive onslaught, this one of the dumbest people in the world, to spread it for fear of having "GOOFUS GOOFUS" cut into them and having dirty things done to them and their mother by the ghost of Summer, the girl without a face, who would hang in their closet for a week before killing, if they don't say their crush's name and hit Alt F4. Gallant assists old ladies in crossing the street. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:12 am ] |
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Goofus runs over both Gallant and the old lady in an 18-wheeler. [s]Gallant[/s] Anonymous gives information regarding a crime to the police. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:17 am ] |
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Goofus commited the crime, finds out it was Gallant, and poor Gallant winds up in the Witness Protection Program. Gallant is completely against animal cruelty and the thought of fur coats. No, wait, nevermind, I don't want to hear the Goofus for that. Do this one instead: Gallant has scroll buttons and a Lappy. (No innuendo intended.) |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:19 am ] |
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Goofus whip lashes a kitty until it is time to go to school! Gallant watches age appropriate videos on YouTube |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:11 pm ] |
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Goofus watches age inappropriate videos on Newgrounds. Gallant's saliva is sold as a wonder drug. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:13 pm ] |
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Goofus blatantly searches "Mentos and diet coke, pornography, and Youtube poop" for hours on end Gallant checks his email regularly |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:16 pm ] |
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Goofus checks his spam mail irregularly. Gallant donates a bunch of money to charity. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:18 pm ] |
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Goofus saves all his money and watches movies all day. Gallant washes his windows every week. |
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| Author: | Ath-a-late [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:47 pm ] |
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Goofus eggs Gallant's clean windows every week. Gallant grows healthy vegetables in his garden. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:17 pm ] |
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Goofus grows mushrooms in his bedroom. Gallant volunteers as a firefighter. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:19 pm ] |
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Goofus volunteers as a firelighter. Gallant didn't light it, but tried to fight it. |
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| Author: | Ath-a-late [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:29 pm ] |
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Goofus claims that it's been burning since the world's been turning. Gallant knows how to waltz. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:34 pm ] |
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Goofus knows how to disrupt a dance by throwing smoke bombs inside. Gallant doesn't put his elbows on the table during dinner. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:51 pm ] |
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Goofus [s]throws up[/s] [s]pees[/s] puts a TV on the table during dinner. Gallant asks a question when he isn't sure. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:34 pm ] |
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Goofus asks 'Are we there yet' even though the answer is exactly the same as it was the last 67 times he asked in the past hour. Gallant knows how to properly parallel park. |
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| Author: | Rocoramore [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:55 pm ] |
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Goofus knows how to parallel park. He just thinks its more convienant for him to park on top of people instead. Gallant Is Religious. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:59 pm ] |
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Goofus is the one that made those words CAPITALIZED. Gallant deletes junk mail and spam. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:44 pm ] |
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Goofus writes it, sends it, and makes it give your computer a virus if deleted, and then he kicks Granny in the shin. Gallant wants to Rock And Roll All Nite and party every day. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:46 pm ] |
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Goofus rewired Gallant's brain functions to do such. Gallant wears polo shirts at work. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:48 pm ] |
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Goofus wears sneakers in space. Gallant has a job. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:02 pm ] |
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Goofus has no job, but makes money, because once he learns that it is time for Gallant or someone else's huge payday, he sneaks into their house the night before they'll get paid, murders them horribly, skins them, learns how to imitate their voice, and gets the money the next day, and after he has about a million dollars from doing so, he starts his own organization which teaches how do to that. Gallant has read Deathly Hallows, but doesn't tell his friends that (BLANK) killed (BLANK) and (BLANK) died from a (BLANK) or that (BLANK) finally defeats (BLANK) and (BLANK) (BLANKS) (BLANK) and they (BLANK) (BLANK) (BLANK) and (BLANK) and (BLANK) (BLANK) as well, while (BLANK) has the reaction of (BLANK) when learning that (BLANK) killed (BLANK) so they (BLANK) (BLANK) (BLANK) and that (BLANK) was really (BLANK) and they (BLANK) and it's (BLANK) unless they've read as well. |
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