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Goofus is too busy commiting felonies to look at art.

Gallant tries his best.

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Goofus tries his best to break down random 13 year olds on the internet.

Gallant listens to baroque (Mozart and people like that) music.

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Goofus 'baroque' Gallant's stereo. [/ttlylamejoke]

Gallant joined the Army!

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Goofus joined Al-Qaeda.

Gallant listens to music from video games.

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Goofus listens to the screams of dying civilians in video games.

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Goofus doesn't know what that means.

Gallant consoles people at funerals.

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Goofus crashes funerals by spraying people with water guns

Gallant does his homework.

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Goofus threatens Gallant into doing his homework for him.

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Goofus gets involved in knife fights on campus.

Gallant has a wide circle of friends and is nice to all his peers.

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Goofus has a wide circle of people who fear him, and sets bags of dog poo alight on all his peers' doorsteps.

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Goofus, on the other hand, puts his underwear on the dog.

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Goofus mindlessly follows all of his loser friends and has a poorly-decorated Myspace.

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Goofus tries to do white-bread hip hop rap, yo. Know wom sayin'?

Gallant uses a Q-Tip.

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Goofus uses an AK-47.

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Goofus drinks bourbon.

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Goofus cuts his skin.

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Goofus is a rabid Playstation fanboy.

(I don't play video games, Playstation just seems like the good thing to make fun of these days. :p )

Gallant tries never to offend someone of different religion, ethnicity, or political views.

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Goofus is a member of KKK, NRA, PETA, and the Fred Phelps Church.

Gallant is a gourmet cook.

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Goofus' idea of a good meal is a Big Mac with extra grease.

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Goofus loves writing...on the walls with spray paint.

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Goofus gives his mother a birthday shake.

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Goofus heckles the Girl Scouts every year, resulting in a merciless, polyester-vested beatdown in front of the local supermarket.

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Goofus has lots of dreams while taking his drugs. "Wow, man! Talking mushrooms!"

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Goofus writes Lord of the Rings hate fanfiction.

Gallant remembers to both post the answer, and another question.

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Goofus just types stuff about Hilary Duff, Jinzo, and Chaos Emeralds.

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Goofus takes his drugs every day.

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Goofus doesn't do diddly-squat.

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Goofus throws the dog into the ocean.

Gallant wants to be a teacher when he grows up.

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Goofus wants to teach at law school when he grows up.

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Goofus installs limewire

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