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Author:  netzen [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:32 am ]
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Goofus is too busy commiting felonies to look at art.

Gallant tries his best.
Author:  Shwoo [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:54 am ]
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Goofus tries his best to break down random 13 year olds on the internet.

Gallant listens to baroque (Mozart and people like that) music.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:06 am ]
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Goofus 'baroque' Gallant's stereo. [/ttlylamejoke]

Gallant joined the Army!
Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:58 am ]
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Goofus joined Al-Qaeda.

Gallant listens to music from video games.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:54 am ]
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Goofus listens to the screams of dying civilians in video games.

Gallant believes in good, clean fun.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:36 pm ]
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Goofus doesn't know what that means.

Gallant consoles people at funerals.
Author:  Droideka [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:19 am ]
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Goofus crashes funerals by spraying people with water guns

Gallant does his homework.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:30 am ]
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Goofus threatens Gallant into doing his homework for him.

Gallant has colleges fighting over him.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:46 am ]
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Goofus gets involved in knife fights on campus.

Gallant has a wide circle of friends and is nice to all his peers.
Author:  Shwoo [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:56 am ]
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Goofus has a wide circle of people who fear him, and sets bags of dog poo alight on all his peers' doorsteps.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:16 am ]
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Goofus, on the other hand, puts his underwear on the dog.

Gallant has a blog.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:27 am ]
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Goofus mindlessly follows all of his loser friends and has a poorly-decorated Myspace.

Gallant can sing.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:05 am ]
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Goofus tries to do white-bread hip hop rap, yo. Know wom sayin'?

Gallant uses a Q-Tip.
Author:  ready for prime time [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:29 am ]
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Goofus uses an AK-47.

gallant drinks diet soda.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:31 am ]
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Goofus drinks bourbon.

Gallant cuts the grass.
Author:  ready for prime time [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:34 am ]
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Goofus cuts his skin.

Gallant buys Nintendo products.
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:36 am ]
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Goofus is a rabid Playstation fanboy.

(I don't play video games, Playstation just seems like the good thing to make fun of these days. :p )

Gallant tries never to offend someone of different religion, ethnicity, or political views.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:43 am ]
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Goofus is a member of KKK, NRA, PETA, and the Fred Phelps Church.

Gallant is a gourmet cook.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:12 pm ]
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Goofus' idea of a good meal is a Big Mac with extra grease.

Gallant enjoys reading.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:14 pm ]
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Goofus loves writing...on the walls with spray paint.

Gallant makes his mother a birthday cake.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:47 pm ]
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Goofus gives his mother a birthday shake.

Gallant buys cookies from the Girl Scouts every year.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:02 pm ]
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Goofus heckles the Girl Scouts every year, resulting in a merciless, polyester-vested beatdown in front of the local supermarket.

Gallant would never dream of taking drugs.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:40 pm ]
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Goofus has lots of dreams while taking his drugs. "Wow, man! Talking mushrooms!"

Gallant watches Lord of the Rings.
Author:  Shwoo [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:37 pm ]
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Goofus writes Lord of the Rings hate fanfiction.

Gallant remembers to both post the answer, and another question.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:57 pm ]
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Goofus just types stuff about Hilary Duff, Jinzo, and Chaos Emeralds.

Gallant takes his vitamins every day.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:01 am ]
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Goofus takes his drugs every day.

Gallant does all his chores on time.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:03 am ]
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Goofus doesn't do diddly-squat.

Gallant gives the dog a bath.
Author:  Kariia [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:48 am ]
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Goofus throws the dog into the ocean.

Gallant wants to be a teacher when he grows up.
Author:  The Snork [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:19 am ]
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Goofus wants to teach at law school when he grows up.

Gallant installs open-source software.
Author:  Neo [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:41 am ]
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Goofus installs limewire

Gallant follows instructions when working with dangerous equipment.
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