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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:29 pm ] |
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Gallant drives by the Harry Potter Con and says that Harry Potter dies, Snape dies! Goofus packs his own lunch to school |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:59 pm ] |
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Those are incorrect, Gallant is the nice wussy one, and Goofus is the awexomely mean one. Goofus packs other people's lunches. He puts in bear traps. Gallant thinks making out with Marzipan is totally awesome. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:37 am ] |
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Zim Del Invasor wrote: Those are incorrect, Gallant is the nice wussy one, and Goofus is the awexomely mean one.
Goofus packs other people's lunches. He puts in bear traps. Gallant thinks making out with Marzipan is totally awesome. thanks for pointing that out Goofus thinks Coach Z is the hottest of them all, Goofus is sexually confused! Gallant always cleans the dishes after dinner |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:46 am ] |
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Goofus takes the glass dishes after dinner, and throws them in the faces of school bus drivers. While they're driving the bus. Near a cliff. Gallant is going to be in this Experimental Film. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:40 am ] |
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Goofus can't explain it. Gallant already knows how great it is. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:35 pm ] |
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Goofus rips out the tape for Gallants experimental film and eats it Gallant likes Snapple |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:50 am ] |
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Goofus works at the Snapple factpry and puts severed cat parts in Snapple. Gallant [clicks random page on wiki] turns those trucker caps sideways. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:52 am ] |
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Goofus [clicks on self- destruct button on wiki] just Rule6ed a buncha people off. Gallant likes his coffee black. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:53 am ] |
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Goofus likes to be racist against blacks. Gallant apologizes when he mistakes someone for someone else. Maybe. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:22 pm ] |
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Goofus purposely gives random people random names like Joe, Bob, Matilda, etc. Gallant cleans his bathroom every day. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:09 pm ] |
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You don't wanna know what Goofus does in his bathroom. Gallant dances to the beat. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:32 pm ] |
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Goofus beats up the dancers. Gallant drinks cola and watches CSI. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:50 pm ] |
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Goofus drinks beer and murders people on CSI. Gallant give a hoot and doesn't pollute. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:49 pm ] |
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Goofus burns owls for fuel and actively seeks to produce as much raw sewage as humanly possible. Gallant is a swell dancer. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:02 pm ] |
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Goofus swells his dance partner's feet on the dance floor. Gallant gives helpful advice to Goofus. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:58 pm ] |
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Goofus gives helpful advice to little kids for trick or treating. Wear dark, dark clothes, go out late at night, and if they say the candy is down in the cellar, go down in to get it with them. Gallant was raised by a cup of coffee. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:10 pm ] |
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Goofus was raised by a shotglass filled with whiskey. Gallant takes his girlfriend to a concert for a band they both enjoy. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:46 pm ] |
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Goofus forces his girlfriend in the trunk of his car, takes her to a loud concert, and beats her to death there. Gallant can't explain it, but he already know how great it is. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:47 pm ] |
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Goofus takes his girlfriend to watch people get executed. Gallant likes pie for dessert. The kind with non-fat artificial apples in it. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:48 pm ] |
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Simulpost'd! Goofus poisons pie. Hurray! Gallant can't explain it, but he already know how great it is. |
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| Author: | Kristanni X [ Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:22 am ] |
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Goofus brags about how "not so great" he is (like anyone cares). Gallant likes to play Megaman on the NES |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:35 am ] |
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Goofus likes to play Custer's Revenge on the NES. (P.S.: If you don't know what it is, DO NOT LOOK IT UP.) Gallant likes to drive the legal speed limit. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:50 am ] |
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Color Printer wrote: Goofus likes to play Custer's Revenge on the NES. (P.S.: If you don't know what it is, DO NOT LOOK IT UP.) Win.
Goofus speeds excessively. Gallant does needle point of migratory birds. |
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| Author: | Anxious Usagi-chan [ Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:51 pm ] |
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Goofus throws Needles at Migrating Birds. Gallant respects and listens to the crazed Anime Fanatic who's talking to him, no matter how much broken Japanese they speak. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:26 pm ] |
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Goofus is that crazed broken Japanese speaker. Gallant takes out the trash. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:35 pm ] |
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Goofus makes the trash pay for the dinner and movie, and then doesn't call back later. Gallant plays frisbee in the rain. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:19 pm ] |
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Goofus forgets that Frisbee is copyrighted and therefore must be capitalised. Gallant knows some British slang. |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:27 pm ] |
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goofus kills brits. gallant middle name is adolf |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:38 am ] |
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Goofus worships Adolph. And if that's too mean, then he just kills puppies. Gallant loves the Saw movies. |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:48 am ] |
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Goofus uses saws on the love movies. Gallant enjoys trogdor. |
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