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Author:  this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:49 am ]
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Goofus burninates Gallant.

Gallant has the potential to get to first, second, and quite possibly even third base.
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:52 am ]
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(When I posted this, you has sloshy as your siggy.)

Goofus bores Gallant with the scientific explanation of why humans enjoy first, second, and third base.

Gallant listens to Limozeen.
Author:  Color Printer [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:58 am ]
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Goofus listens to various explicit bands with explicit lyrics, explicit music videos, explicit albums, and even explicitly high CD prices.

Gallant plays games like Resident Evil and Fatal Frame in broad daylight so as to not scare the crap out of himself.
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:01 am ]
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Goofus plays games for 2 year olds at 2 am and scares himself.

Gallant kicked Strong Sad.
Author:  Kristanni X [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:19 am ]
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Goofus kicks Strong Bad

Gallant likes to watch Homestar Cartoons.
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:23 am ]
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Goofus likes to watch Homsar cartoons.

Gallant says that The Municipality is onto you.
Author:  this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:26 am ]
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Goofus says the municipality is just a town, and it couldn't possibly be onto him.

Gallant knows otherwise.
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:46 pm ]
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Goofus thinks that otherwise is a character in a book he didn't read and thinks he doesn't know it.

Gallant understood what I just said.
Author:  mathgrant [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:44 pm ]
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Goofus took what sloshy said entirely out of context, and forum drama erupted, resulting in many leaving the forum, and many mods dying.

Gallant returns DVD's to the rental store.
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:47 pm ]
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Goofus took Graw Mad to the rental store.

Gallant knows Pom Pom was going to have a dog named Trivia Time but they never found a good design for him.
Author:  this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:48 pm ]
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[s]Goofus puts podcasts of the special DVD features onto iTunes for free.[/s]
Goofus thinks Trivia Time is a pizza joint.

Gallant gets jokes.
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:50 pm ]
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Goofus thinks that jokes were invented by an unfunny man by the name of Jon Jokes and doesn't understand why they are funny.

Gallant really even cares about you.
Author:  DIZZYZAP478 [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:13 pm ]
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Gofus cracked corn but he didnt care
Gallant goes to school :p
Author:  gino [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:17 pm ]
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Gofus burns the school down.
Gallant does comunaty survace
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:27 pm ]
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Goofus doesn't realize that Community Service was spelled wrong.

Gallant knows that nobodies dumber than the Homestar Runner on Strong Bad's Email Show.
Author:  Trev [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:36 pm ]
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Goofus is dummer than :hr: on the :sb: email show show

gallant gives :kot: 99 million pounds of butter
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:01 pm ]
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Goofus gave Graw Mad 99 million pounds of cinderblocks (uh oh)

Gallant knows the sun don't shine on that pile of whatsit there.
Author:  just a username [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:17 pm ]
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Goofus thinks the whatsit is superwater designed for swiming...

Gallant is warning people of the threat of Big Rigs and other bad games
Author:  this-guy [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:54 pm ]
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Goofus loves Big Rigs.

Gallant tries again if he doesn't at first succeed.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:28 pm ]
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Goofus wastes no time; he throws children right into the back of his car when he kidnaps them.

Gallant offers them candy so they have something to enjoy while they pull further away from their parents in the beautiful 1971 Chevelle.

I know, that was kind of screwed up. But it was the first thing that came to mind.
Author:  Sloshy [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:02 am ]
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Goofus gives them apples.

Gallant eats cookies.
Author:  Strong_Glad [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:12 am ]
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Goofus eats people's legs.


Gallant thinks Strong Bad is cool.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:13 am ]
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Goofus is in love with Strong Sad

Gallant is totally gay for Clever Dan number 2.
Author:  DIZZYZAP478 [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:10 am ]
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Goofus actually likes the KOT
Gallant is one Clever Dan
Author:  Sloshy [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:41 pm ]
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Goofus is one of the Lever Clan.

Gallant fight the law, but he also fights the crime but not as much.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:13 pm ]
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Goofus fights small children.

Gallant occasionally uses Limewire, but only when he wants to find a single specific song, never to download entire albums.
Author:  gino [ Mon May 26, 2008 5:35 pm ]
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Bump
Goofus uses limewire to make CDs that he sells for cheap, because he likes to see musicians starve.

Gallant gives away lobster and gold to the homeless people in his aria.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 6:37 pm ]
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Goofus put on a Barack Obama mask and pelted his local homeless guy with pocket change for twenty minutes straight.

Gallant always treats the girls with respect and discretion.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Mon May 26, 2008 7:53 pm ]
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Goofus gives the girls STDs.

Gallant always checks with his parents before going to a movie or concert alone.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:13 pm ]
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Goofus' parents are the opening act.

Gallant shares his pencils, paper and other supplies with his classmates.
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