Goofus doesn't even know what that means.
Which means I'm like Goofus.
Gallant does not punch people that aren't familiar with Internet memes.
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus burns his tea and boils the water for his study too long. (Yes, I meant that) Gallant eats his banana flambée properly. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus flings his banana flambe at highly flammable objects. Gallant is a honest man. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is such a lonely word; he is so untrue. Gallant doesn't make so many song references. |
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| Author: | Stinko_sad [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus makes too many song references Gallant does not steal things from his dads closet. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus hides a webcam in his dad's closet. Gallant uses the internet as a knowledge and networking resource. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus uses the internet for BEWBS LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Gallant is quite proficient when it comes to tech support. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus cannot empty your browser cache. The CD tray is not a cup holder. Gallant respectfully disagrees. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
goofus bursts through the window with a chainsaw. gallant doesn't try to reanimate the dead. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is t3h n3cr0m4nc3r Gallant makes a conscientious effort to reduce his impact on the environment, and knows that global warming is just a fad. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is al gore. Gallant doesn't kidnap people. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus wants to expand his basement... it's getting crowded down there. Gallant dutifully reports suspicious activities to the police. |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is the one who's DOING those suspicious activities. Gallant isn't afraid to admit he sleeps with a nightlight. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus isn't afraid to admit he sleeps with your mom. Gallant possesses a rapier wit. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus posseses a rape lawsuit. Gallant changes his clothes every day. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus changes his clothes every other week--unless he forgets. Gallant brushes his teeth thrice daily. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus has long since replaced Gallant's toothbrush with the toilet scrubber. Gallant does for a walk in the sun. With sunscreen, of course. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus also goes for a walk in the sun...Stark nekkid. Gallant visits the doctor regularly. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus poses as a gynaecologist. Gallant purchases feminine products for his wife without complaining. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus takes feminine products while they're...Err..."In Use". Gallant wears a leather jacket and saves the ladies from certain death with his motorbike. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus wears the faces of his victims as Halloween masks. Gallant drives a SMART car for better gas mileage. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus runs over those with a fuel-sucking monster truck. Gallant does not steal the food of other people. (Sorry I had to phrase that weird, but my apostrophe key is broken, and I can not copy and paste for some reason. Just imagine I did it normally) |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus eats the faeces of other people. (Sorry for the disgustingness, but I couldn't think of anything else.) Gallant will be the roundabout. Bonus Gallant's name is spelled correctly. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Gufus is all over that crap. Gallant never janks when he can jive. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus doesn't even know what that means. Which means I'm like Goofus. Gallant does not punch people that aren't familiar with Internet memes. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus sends hate mail to web comic artists for not referencing 9000, Sparta or Potato Chips. Gallant drives his friends home after a party as he was the only one who didn't drink. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus drives his friends off a bridge after a party as he was the only one who did drink. Gallant plays the Hallrunner forum game correctly by not using commands like "LEEROY JENKINS". Bad High Skool Artist! Bad! |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus shoots signs that say "PLEASE TO BE [something about using verbs, not nouns]" every time you show up. Gallant doesn't overuse internet references. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus plays the Hallrunner forum game incorrectly by using commands like "IT'S OVER 9000". Gallant can start to make it better. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus can finish ruining it. Gallant starts discussion threads on relevant topics. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus hacks into a modmin's account and bans Gallant. Gallant doesn't procrastinate updating his webcomic. |
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