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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:07 pm 
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Goofus is also known by his online alias, Scott DeWitt.

Gallant is actually witty.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has a quick wit. For offensive pickup lines.

Gallant gets all of his homework done on time.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has Kindergarten colouring pages yet to be handed in.

Gallant preserves wetlands.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus sided with a Captain Planet villian to destroy a wetland for no reason other than their Chaotic Stupidity.

Gallant knows when to pass the ball in Soccer/Football.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus doesn't know what kinda ball we're talking about here…

Gallant doesn't listen to his iPod too loud, but the mosquito sound still kinda annoys him.

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Goofus turns up the volume on other commuters' iPods as a prank.

Gallant respects the age of consent.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is a pedophile.


Gallant is gallant.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is a Doofus (hur).

Gallant would never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibbie.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus made it popular.

One time Gallant put a wig on it.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus burned said wig.

Gallant makes sure everyone gets the same amount of popcorn at the movies.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus makes sure everyone gets the same amount of popcorn at the movies. None.

Gallant does not think that MS Paint sucks.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus thinks all image editing programs suck because they're too complicated. Why can't you draw with a pointer tool?

Gallant only goes out before curfew.

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Goofus goes out after curfew, and spends the night drinking heavily. He has no idea where he was the next morning, but he wokes up naked and hung over with half his hair shaved, the rest died pink, and a message in lipstick that says, "Thanks for a good time, sweetie! -MHH"

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus likes that it happened.
Gallant helps his mom with groceries.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus throws his moms groceries at the neighbors

Gallant likes to do volunteer work

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Goofus likes to shoot volunteer workers to death.

Gallant offers the last piece of pie to whoever wants it.


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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus ate the entire pie that one time.

Gallant gets smart.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has a smart mouth.
Gallant takes medication perscibed to him with exact directions.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus just consumes about 20 or 30 pills a day.

Gallant has a healthy salad with dinner.

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Goofus has a formerly healthy baby with dinner.

Gallant likes Citizen Kane.


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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus likes rap

gallent shares his skittles with his friends

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has diabetes.

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Call it morning driving through the sound and
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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus hates poems

Gallent does not make any references to waynes world

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus IS Wayne's World.

Gallant isn't sure that makes sense.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Nothing makes sense to Goofus.

Gallant participates in historic battle reenactments.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus killed everyone who was in the original historic battles/

Gallant can fly.

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Goofus shoots Gallant out of the sky.

Gallant isn't annoyed by t-g's broken GIF avatars.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is the broken gif avater

gallent doesnt play with plutonium

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus IS plutonium.

Gallant follows the rules to the game, and doesn't cheat.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus beats up 16_BIT for causing him to lose.

Gallant knows that riding his bike down a steep slope is not a good idea.

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