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Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:48 am ]
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Goofus does Nazi Salutes


Gallant kicks Goofus in the nards.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:50 am ]
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Goofus kicks quadraplegics in the nads.

Gallant gives to charity.

(Also, Didymus, you win this thread. XD)

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:03 am ]
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Goofus gives charities prank pledge calls for $1,000,000.

Gallant treats a lady with respect.

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:32 pm ]
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Goofus is a blazing misogynist.

Gallant doubles as a nutritious snack.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:44 am ]
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A single serving of Goofus will more than likely give you a heart attack.

Gallant loves kids.

Author:  Shwoo [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:52 am ]
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Goofus loves kids with barbeque sauce and plenty of salt.

Gallant drinks a glass of warm milk before he goes to bed.

Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:16 am ]
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Goofus drinks a shotglass of liquor after he gets out of bed.

Gallant decorates his room tastefully.

Author:  Color Printer [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:04 am ]
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You don't want to know how Goofus decorates his room.

Gallant roots for the home team.

Author:  Shwoo [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:31 am ]
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Goofus barracks (Australian for roots) for the alien invaders.

Gallant is at the top of his glass.

Author:  just a username [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:41 am ]
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Goofus is at the bottom of a glass, full of water.

Gallant exercises at least one hour a day.

Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:04 pm ]
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Goofus exorcises at least one person a day.

Gallant reads HiLights for Kids--Fun With a Purpose!

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:33 pm ]
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Goofus reads Playboy, and not for the articles...

Gallant enjoys a treat every now and then, but makes sure to eat healthily.

Author:  Homeschool Winner [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:52 pm ]
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Goofus enjoys a treat every now and then, but he still makes sure to EAT BABIES!!!

Gallant donates half his allowance to orphans every week.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:07 pm ]
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Goofus donates half his allowance to HIMSELF every week.

Gallant gets good grades and is loved by all his teachers.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:09 pm ]
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Goofus is a high school dropout and especially well known among the local police force.

Gallant is an informed consumer.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:11 pm ]
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Goofus consumes too many cookies.

Gallant always raises his hand before asking a question in class.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:20 pm ]
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Goofus? In class? You're kidding me, right?

Gallant upgraded your RAM.

Author:  Kariia [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:02 pm ]
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Goofus crashed your Dodge Ram.

Gallant babysits.

Author:  DumDeDum [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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Goofus leaves them out in the street instead of babysitting them.

Gallant does all his chores every day.

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:11 pm ]
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Goofus forces the neighbor kid to do all his chores for him every day.

Gallant keeps clean and neat.

Author:  Shwoo [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:49 am ]
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Goofus showers by rolling in mud once a week.

Gallant was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Author:  Occasional JD [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:05 am ]
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Goofus stole it.

Gallant enjoys murder sprees.

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:33 am ]
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Um, I think you misunderstand the point of this game. Gallant is supposed to be the goody-two-shoes. This looks more like Goofus' work to me.

Gallant walks the dog.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:46 am ]
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Goofus ran over his dog. Whoops!

Gallant enjoys intelligent satire.

Author:  buhubs [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:19 pm ]
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The word "putrid" makes goofus laugh.

gallant learns to stay away from peer pressure and doesn't make any poor choices

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:36 pm ]
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Goofus would gladly jump off a cliff like a lemming.

Gallant uses PhotoShop.

Author:  Kariia [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:49 pm ]
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Goofus uses MS Paint v. 0.0.0.0.1.

Gallant loves everyone and is a SUPER HAPPY FUN UNICORN OF LOVE AND PEACE.

Author:  buhubs [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:59 pm ]
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Goofus wants to KILL EVERYONE!

gallant cries at the defeat of spiderman

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:24 pm ]
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Goofus yells out, "HA HA!"
Image

Gallant dials 911 when he sees an emergency.

Author:  Neo [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:34 pm ]
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Goofus is the cause of the emergency.

Galiant is a member of the boy scouts.

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