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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:48 am ] |
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Goofus does Nazi Salutes Gallant kicks Goofus in the nards. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:50 am ] |
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Goofus kicks quadraplegics in the nads. Gallant gives to charity. (Also, Didymus, you win this thread. XD) |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:03 am ] |
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Goofus gives charities prank pledge calls for $1,000,000. Gallant treats a lady with respect. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:32 pm ] |
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Goofus is a blazing misogynist. Gallant doubles as a nutritious snack. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:44 am ] |
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A single serving of Goofus will more than likely give you a heart attack. Gallant loves kids. |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:52 am ] |
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Goofus loves kids with barbeque sauce and plenty of salt. Gallant drinks a glass of warm milk before he goes to bed. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:16 am ] |
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Goofus drinks a shotglass of liquor after he gets out of bed. Gallant decorates his room tastefully. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:04 am ] |
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You don't want to know how Goofus decorates his room. Gallant roots for the home team. |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:31 am ] |
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Goofus barracks (Australian for roots) for the alien invaders. Gallant is at the top of his glass. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:41 am ] |
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Goofus is at the bottom of a glass, full of water. Gallant exercises at least one hour a day. |
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| Author: | Revenge of the Burninated [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:04 pm ] |
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Goofus exorcises at least one person a day. Gallant reads HiLights for Kids--Fun With a Purpose! |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:33 pm ] |
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Goofus reads Playboy, and not for the articles... Gallant enjoys a treat every now and then, but makes sure to eat healthily. |
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| Author: | Homeschool Winner [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:52 pm ] |
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Goofus enjoys a treat every now and then, but he still makes sure to EAT BABIES!!! Gallant donates half his allowance to orphans every week. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:07 pm ] |
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Goofus donates half his allowance to HIMSELF every week. Gallant gets good grades and is loved by all his teachers. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:09 pm ] |
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Goofus is a high school dropout and especially well known among the local police force. Gallant is an informed consumer. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:11 pm ] |
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Goofus consumes too many cookies. Gallant always raises his hand before asking a question in class. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:20 pm ] |
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Goofus? In class? You're kidding me, right? Gallant upgraded your RAM. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:02 pm ] |
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Goofus crashed your Dodge Ram. Gallant babysits. |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:07 pm ] |
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Goofus leaves them out in the street instead of babysitting them. Gallant does all his chores every day. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:11 pm ] |
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Goofus forces the neighbor kid to do all his chores for him every day. Gallant keeps clean and neat. |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:49 am ] |
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Goofus showers by rolling in mud once a week. Gallant was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:05 am ] |
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Goofus stole it. Gallant enjoys murder sprees. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:33 am ] |
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Um, I think you misunderstand the point of this game. Gallant is supposed to be the goody-two-shoes. This looks more like Goofus' work to me. Gallant walks the dog. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:46 am ] |
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Goofus ran over his dog. Whoops! Gallant enjoys intelligent satire. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:19 pm ] |
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The word "putrid" makes goofus laugh. gallant learns to stay away from peer pressure and doesn't make any poor choices |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:36 pm ] |
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Goofus would gladly jump off a cliff like a lemming. Gallant uses PhotoShop. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:49 pm ] |
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Goofus uses MS Paint v. 0.0.0.0.1. Gallant loves everyone and is a SUPER HAPPY FUN UNICORN OF LOVE AND PEACE. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:59 pm ] |
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Goofus wants to KILL EVERYONE! gallant cries at the defeat of spiderman |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:24 pm ] |
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Goofus yells out, "HA HA!"
Gallant dials 911 when he sees an emergency. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:34 pm ] |
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Goofus is the cause of the emergency. Galiant is a member of the boy scouts. |
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