Goofus focuses all of his internet forum discussions on porn
Gallant thinks that this forum game should switch its focus from porn.
Edit: HOLY CRAP TOTPD!
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus focuses all of his internet forum discussions on porn Gallant thinks that this forum game should switch its focus from porn. Edit: HOLY CRAP TOTPD!
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus says, "I've dedicated my entire life to porn, and he figures it out in one DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" Gallant doesn't make 30 Rock references. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus makes Scrubs references. Gallant doesn't watch television, but instead uses his time feeding the poor. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus watches tv shows about stealing from the poor Gallent likes it when he gives people good things |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus likes it when HSA spells Gallant's name wrong. Gallant is tolerant of HSA spelling his name G-A-L-L-E-N-T. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus finds it funny when peeople correct other people Gallant keeps his room clean |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
You spelled people wrong. Oh yeah, Goofus throws a canned tornado into Gallant's room after he cleans it. Gallant doesn't kill people. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
goofus learned everything hes learned from grant theft auto san andreas Gallant feeds his pets every day |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
As Goofus' pets suffer from starvation, he takes his knowledge from San Andreas to make them suffer more. Gallant goes down to the supermarket to buy milk at the request of his mother. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus drinks milk directly from the cow Gallant is an a student in school |
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| Author: | just a username [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus...haven't we made it clear already that Goofus doesn't go to school!? Gallant gives his spare change to the donation box. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
While Goofus breaks it open and steals everything inside it. Gallant fixes his broken furniture instead of buying new ones. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus buys a recliner for every room in his house using his parents credit cards. Gallant doesn't swear cusses. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus says "**** that mother****er Gallant and his ****ing **** being a good little son of a *****". Gallant is tolerant of abuse. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
(how is that good?) Goofus takes children away from their parents at the first sign of a problem, and instead of placing them with their immediate family, because they did not fill out the correct paperwork, places them with another family, most likely screwing with the child and harming their future potential. Gallant doesn't play video games that feature violence. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
jack thompson is goofus's alter ego. Gallant knows jack thompson is a moron. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus hangs out with Jack Thomson for a living Gallant buys everyone thoughtful birthday presents |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus got his 4-year-old sister a condom for her last birthday. Gallant reports any bullying he sees or is victim to. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus victimises any wusses he sees or is privy to finding. Gallant makes sure he reads the book before he watches the movie adaption, in order to understand the full story. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
goofus thinks that "BOOKS R GAY LOLOLOLOLOLOL" |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus doesn't think of Gallant either. Gallant likes his dinner with an equal amount of vegetables as meat, so he knows he's eating healthy. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus pours mayonnaise on his excessively fatty steak. Gallant remembers to type what he does...>.< |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus edits his posts about 5 times after posting. Gallant wears sensible clothes. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus wearing clothes? No. Gallant doesn't call the police and make stuff up. |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus does. Gallant doesn't say when he doesn't do something. |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus doesn't tell you anything. Not even that he just stole your wallet. Gallant will cook dinner for the family if his parents are feeling unwell. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus' dinner makes his parents unwell. And dead. Gallant reads books all the way through. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus judges the book by its cover Gallant does not do drugs |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus asks why he shouldn't do drugs...to the magical pixies. Gallant knows that newbs will one day become regulars and should be treated with respect. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus bans them from his emulation/porn/piracy forum on sight. Gallant treats old computers and video games with the respect they deserve. |
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