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Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:26 am ]
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Goofus is a halo fanboy

Gallant doesnt mind coming in second during a race

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:28 am ]
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Goofus is the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Gallant is respectful to his fellow forumer, even though he has no idea who they are.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:32 am ]
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Goofus gives no one a chance to be his friend

Gallant shares his cheese burger and fries

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:36 am ]
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Goofus eats his whole meal just fast enough to be able to vomit on the person sitting next to him.

Gallant always plays multiplayer video games so that his friends can join in.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:37 am ]
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Goofus plays teh haloz solo campainge

Gallant brushes his teeth twice a day for two minutes

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:39 am ]
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Goofus eats mostly ice cubes and hasn't rinsed his mouth out for 8 years.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:41 am ]
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Goofus never finishes making posts

Gallant is mature

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:44 am ]
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Goofus is Clan Rhrn.

Gallant realized his error from before, and apologizes.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:57 am ]
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goofus never apologizes for anything

gallant has good sleeping habbits

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:59 am ]
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goofus sleeps in past his bedtime.

gallant doesn't overuse the Air Conditioning in his home.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:02 am ]
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Goofus has the air Condition up so high in his room, it makes Canadian Winters look like Canadian Summers

Gallant understands that joke

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:13 am ]
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Goofus watches Blue Collar Comedy Tour and can't stop laughing.

Gallant follows rule 4 of the forum.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:18 am ]
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Goofus has been ban'd from 30 different forums for swearing

Gallant doesnt make grenades in his room

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:19 am ]
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Goofus does.

Gallant doesn't overuse the facepalm.jpg.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:23 am ]
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Goofus invented it

Gallant has no addiction to caffine

Author:  NeoKnight [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:25 am ]
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Goofus is comprised of caffeine.

Gallant believes in hygiene. (Hi guys!)

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:30 am ]
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Goofus has no hygiene

Gallant reads books for his correct age limit

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:31 am ]
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goofus reads a book entitled bloody, bloody sex.

When gallant is researching for a paper, he never uses Wikipedia as a source.

Author:  DumDeDum [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:59 am ]
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Goofus spits on his papers, and hands them in like that.

If Gallant finds money on the floor, he will try to find out who it belongs to to give it back to them.

Author:  just a username [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:10 am ]
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If Goofus finds money on the floor, he'll drop the coins off a building.

Gallant helps an old lady cross the street.

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:24 am ]
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goofus' coins have fallen from the bulding by this point, and chop the old lady in half.

gallant doesn't make silly, intentional spelling errors like I just did.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:56 pm ]
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gufuz livs 4 bAd spelllin

Gallant doesn't brag about his grades.

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:46 pm ]
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Goofus doesn't have good grades to brag about.

Gallant doesn't want RT to be locked forever.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:16 pm ]
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Goofus is the sole reason it got locked.

Gallant doesn't use Homestar smilies instead of their names.
(He says "Homestar", not " :hr: ")

Author:  NeoKnight [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:46 pm ]
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Goofus attempts to hold entire conversations comprised of smilies.

Gallant loves Oreo Cheesecake.

Author:  poopskin [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:47 pm ]
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goofus :hr: :sb: :sm: :sad: :cheat: :cheatgrin: :bubs: :marzi: :coachz: :pom: :kot: :homsar: :ehsteve: :trogdor: :senor: .
Goofus makes excessive amounts of cheese and cake jokes.

Gallant gives clean water to thirsty children in africa

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:45 pm ]
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Goofus has taken it upon himself to steal one of those little, green hundred-dollar laptops from every African country.

Gallant never watches more than an hour of television every day.

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:13 am ]
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Goofus makes sure to turn the TV to a porn channel before duct-taping his head to it.

Gallant knows what's on that other mysteriously appearing CD in my dream last night.

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:25 pm ]
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Goofus repeats the same post several times expecting a different, funny result.

Gallant doesn't use illegal substances.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:54 pm ]
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goofus is a walking talking drug seasoned weed

Gallant stays away from stangers

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