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Author:  poopskin [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:00 am ]
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goofus is being held hostage by some thugs.

Gallant doesn't pee on people's shoes.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:16 am ]
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goofus is not allowed at anyones home because his takes a leak in all there shoes

gallant doesnt like halo

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:04 am ]
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(I don't see how that's a good thing or a bad thing, and what you have against that game.)
Goofus doesn't like Heaven.

Gallant enjoys quality time with friends, but knows when they need time alone.

Author:  poopskin [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:13 pm ]
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goofus threatens his friends unless they come over.

Gallant puts goofus out of his misery.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:33 pm ]
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goofus is emo

gallent doesnt listen to rap

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:38 pm ]
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Goofus' favorite song is "F*** It".

Gallant remembers to spell correctly and use correct punctuation.

Author:  poopskin [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:05 pm ]
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Gallant can decipher that.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:45 pm ]
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Goofus has no idea what he just posted.

Gallant makes good, artistic, nonviolent comics.

Author:  Sloshy [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:00 pm ]
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Goofus is the villian "Make-this-good-comic-into-a-badly-written-violent-comic-with-naked-people Man" who goes into the comics and makes them into badly written violent comics with naked people.

Gallant eats an apple a day.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:04 pm ]
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Goofus has a machine gun to keep the doctor away.

Gallant follows his parents' instructions.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:20 pm ]
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goofus only says yes to things he has no intention of doing

Gallant does not swear ever

Author:  Potates [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:49 am ]
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High Skool Artist wrote:
goofus only says yes to things he has no intention of doing

Gallant does not swear ever

Goofus goes to playgrounds to teach little children to swear.
Gallant loves puppies and rainbows.

Author:  poopskin [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:23 am ]
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goofus loves highly unstable ordinance.

gallant doesn't try to divide by 0.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:27 am ]
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goofus has tried to divide by 0, then he got kicked outta math class

Gallant is not a fanboy for anything

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:19 am ]
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Goofus can not stand it when any motherfunking people on the internet diss his DS.

Gallant does not get angry at other people when he is driving.

Author:  SnowyFox [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:58 am ]
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Goofus violently and deliberately rear-ends bad drivers before he has the chance to get angry.

Gallant treats his neighbors with respect.

Author:  just a username [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:43 am ]
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Goofus has a tractor, he ruins his neighbours yards with it.

Gallant has many boy scout badges.

Author:  SnowyFox [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:46 am ]
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Goofus has many Girl Scout badges. None earned by himself or given willingly.

Gallant enjoys a good quiche.

Author:  poopskin [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:03 pm ]
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goofus enjoys a good bowl of sugar and honey.


Gallant Doesn't use excessive amounts of smileys.

Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:03 pm ]
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Goofus ties up smilies and throws them into the trunk of his car to take to a dark alley to hit with a rusty pipe and then shoot.

Gallant is pretty.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:55 pm ]
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Goofus tried out for the part of the mutated squirrel in the Simpson's Movie, then got the part.

Gallant rates YouTube videos accurately.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:05 pm ]
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goofus gives every youtube video 1 star

gallant never loses his wallet

Author:  SnowyFox [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:07 pm ]
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Goofus begs to differ. >:3

Gallant always lets someone else have the last bratwurst.

Author:  poopskin [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:04 pm ]
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goofus offers them chicken

Gallant presses any key to continue.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:05 pm ]
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goofus can't find the "any key"

gallant brushes his teeth after every meal

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:50 pm ]
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Goofus doesn't understand the concept of brushing your teeth.

Gallant does what he can to teach people.

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:35 pm ]
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Goofus does what he can to kill people.

Gallant buys a vowel.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:18 am ]
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Goofus doesn't know what a vowel is.

Gallant doesn't spend all his money in one place.

Author:  Homsar Fan [ Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:39 am ]
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Goofus spends all of other people's money in multiple places.

Gallant enjoys writing, drawing, and building scaled models.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:42 am ]
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Goofus enjoys burning said models.

Gallant doesn't understand how a space station could be crawling with toothpicks.

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