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Rules: I post what I'd hate to be and why I'd hate to be it, the next person posts why being that would be a good thing and something they wouldn't want to be.
Example:

ME: I'd hate to be a stick of deodorant because you'd repeatedly get your face shoved around in someone's armpits.
1st: But you'd smell good.
I'd hate to be a keyboard because you'd get smashed over and over and over...
2nd: If you're a keyboard, you could prank the person who's typing by sending the "r" signal when they press the "s" key.
I'd hate to be a...

the starter:
I'd hate to be a sidewalk because your purpose of existence is to have people step on you.

But you get to help the Band-Aid companies make money.

I'd hate to be a Kick The Cheat Doll!

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But then you'd be, as the h*r store puts it, "the perfect Valentine's Day gift."

I'd hate to be the Cool-aid Man because my head wouldn't fit through doors.

But you can just bust through a wall or something anyway, so that doesn't matter!

I'd hate to be a textbook. People drop you and write on you and get you wet and that makes you all wrinkly forever. D:

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get LOST

But then you'd help make people smart!

I'd hate to live in the Ghetto

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But atleast you'd have a home!



I'd hate to be the most unlucky person in the world.

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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

But you'd have something to feel special about.

I'd hate to be horribly depressed.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

But at least your expectations would be realistic.

I'd hate to be a corpse.

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But then you'd be extremely popular!

(To flies, that is)


I'd hate to be a vanilla ice cream in the sun, as I'll melt.

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But then you will feed the dying turtles(or whatever)

I'd hate to be th Poopsmith(self-explanitory)

You wouldn't have to answer any questions at school (Vow of silence).

I'd hate to be a 'roach because I watched a documentary on them once... Ewww! Horrible memories!!!

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But at least you'd have a leading role in mediocre film (Joe's Apartment)!

id hat 2 hav bda gramer an tok da net lyngoz!!!!!11

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I'm a very literal person...

But at least nobody could understand what you're saying and mock you for it.

I'd hate to be someone who overuses emoticons

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

But then people wouldn't just hate you irrationally, they'd hate you RATIONALLY! EVERYBODY WINS! KEEP ON USIN' THEM EMOTICONS!

I'd hate to be an hero.

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But then you get to feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing that you made a difference in someone's life.

I would hate to be the owner of a house that was targeted by a scud missle.

At least you know it'd miss, since they're not terribly accurate.

I'd hate to be the first guy to try out a new shark bite suit.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

At least if you get killed, nobody else will get killed from faulty shark suits, but they probably will be because there will be more faulty shark suits, and one might not get tested, and cause divers to get deathkilled w/ blood and flesh and such, but whatever.

I'd hate to be a mudkip, because too many people would liek me.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

At least you'd be able to have a mohawk without anybody caring.

I'd hate to be George W. Bush.

At least you'd be the Commander in Cheif of one of the most powerful nations in the world.

I'd hate to be completely and utterly alone.

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But then people wouldn't annoy you.

I'd hate to be a prep.

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Clicky:

at least you'd get to laugh at all of the "nonconformists" that act, talk, and dress exactly alike.


I'd hate to be your mom

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

But then I'd love you.

I'd hate to be a toilet, and I'm pretty sure you know why. (Ignore me if this is too immature).

P.S: Not that I don't already love you Sree.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

But at least you'd have some awesome water stuffs.

I'd hate to be more self-center than I already am.

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I'm a very literal person...

But you'd be able to ignore everything!

I'd hate to be a loli, 'cause then I'd have to haet pizza.

(But Kariia, I'd LOVE to be a Mudkip! D: )

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whats a loli?

i'd hate to be the janitor at an adult movie theatre

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But at least the pay is steady.

I'd hate to be a stick of gum, because then you'd get chewed on.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

But at least you'd stick on people.

I'd hate to be a blond ditz.

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but,you could dye your hair any color!

i'd hat eto be a worm,because i wouldn't have eyes.

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stop poverty NOW!

but you would have multiple hearts

I'd hate to be a dandilion, because everyone wants you pulled from their lawn.

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Toons! Games! Characters! Downloads! Store! Email!
If you order within the next 30 seconds, we'll also throw in a game where you download toons with characters in them, who buy things at the store via email!

But people would use you to make wishes.

I'd hate to be the word "parody". I'D HATE MYSELF.

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Way Too Much Of A Midna Fan

ForumRPG be's on hold.