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I know, it's a big long paragraph but please, try to read before taking action on any of this.
Welcome to the world of stocks and such, if you've decided to buy a stock, well then step right up there's still so little more to learn. You can create a company and list what would be the price of a single stock. When you first post you automatically accuire 5,000 fd (fd=fake dollars) and to create a company would cost 3,000 fd. The funds go into building it along the way to become one strong and thriving empire, every time the company's stocks go down a point it's ten fd off the stock bought and ten fd off the company's money which starts at 2,000 fd. Going up a point adds ten fd to those things, at anytime you can get your fd back by selling the stock back to the company. Or you can sell a stock you control to another forumer where the price (anything goes, it's like an auction). But now they have control and can sell the stock back to the company for the fd you invested and how much intrest or deduction it has gained or lost. To create a company, list the price of a stock (which cannot change from then on) and what your company does, televised operas? Robot butchers? Tie dispensers? Parapalegic jogging? Come here for updates on how the company is doing.
My company:
Abbreviation:SPK (For self publishing kits)
Stock price: 601fd and 50fc (fake cents)
What our company does?: Let's say this, oh, you wrote a great book but dread that long and painful publishing process? Well, now you can do it yourself in 10-14 minutes, you get your copyright done by our online judicial members, the editing and all that sweaty toil. Have your book out and have the satisfaction that it was a one man/woman job.
Cola's company:
Im opening the market for the purchase of shares for COLA Industries.
The price is at the low price of $1.27 per stock!
Snork's Company:
I'll create In-a-Can Incorporated, with each share at $4.20. What is this company for, you ask? I shall tell.
Have you ever wanted your favorite things? Well, of course you have, unless you're extravagantly stupid. Here's an offer that not even a developmentally disabled harlequin could refuse. How about having your favorite things... in a can? Our excellent line of products includes The United Kingdom In-a-Can, Sulfur Dioxide In-a-Can, Hippopotamus In-a-Can, and Can In-a-Can, our most renowned product. Don't forget to come now for our special offer, and get one for the price of... wait for it... two!
Also, Intangibleness In-a-Can is coming out on the 30th of this month.
Neoguy's Company:
I'll create the B-gon-b-gon co. Share price: ONE MILLION- I mean $2.45.
Tired of those nasty B-gon sprays? Tired of being repelled by people with spray in a can? Then B-gon-b-gon is for you! B-gon-b-gon is proven by no other people than me to destroy 99.99% of all b-gon sprays!
WARNING: do not use B-gon-b-gon on any can of B-gon-b-gon. Side effects are known to be can'tcometowork-itis, totallyfake-bola, and the dreaded head cold. B-gon-b-gon is not for everyone, including women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, men over 145 years of age, martians, residents of Sol, humans, or any life form on the planet Earth. Cunsult your docter before use if you are not a member of one of these species.
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Egg's Company:
E.G.G.: Excellent, Genuine Gargoyles. We here as E.G.G. want to bring art to the public. These gargoyles are purely independently made by artists from all around the world. Over the past 5 months, we have grossed a clean $5.6 million. And we are not stopping there. We are constantly gaining customers, workers, and artists. At the current moment, we have shares for $10.60. Take the risk, and buy. After this month, we will have our super-goyles in stock, and stock should rocket. E.G.G., the company you can trust.
Companies in FSE:
SPK(points will go crazy once more companies are in)
COI
SCC
BGC
EGG
Oh, and once a company has completely run out of fd, they sink and go bankrupt and shareholders have to now pay the original stock price.
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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.
Last edited by buhubs on Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:31 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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