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 Post subject: Pirates vs Ninjas!(the game)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:57 pm 
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If someone has already made this, shoot me and lock me in the dungeon.

So, here's how it will work: Someone post why a ninja or pirate is cool. Another person rebukes that with a ninja/pirate thing that overthrows what the previous poster said.
Ex:
Player A- "Pirates have charisma."
Player B- "Ninjas can assasinate a pirate while the pirate is being charismaey." "Ninja's can use stealth"
Player C- " Pirates can _____ " "Pirates _____"

Ready, go.

"Ninja's have katanas"

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Pirates have scimitars that could snap a katana in two.
Pirates are rich.*



*(unlike warrior monks with their vows of poverty.)

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Revenge of the Burninated wrote:
Pirates have scimitars that could snap a katana in two.
Pirates are rich.*



*(unlike warrior monks with their vows of poverty.)


<OOC Um, ninjas aren't warrior monks. That would be a Samurai. Ninjas are bad peoples. OOC>

Pirates have big boom. People like big BOOM. Pirates win!

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Revenge of the Burninated wrote:
Pirates have scimitars that could snap a katana in two.
Pirates are rich.*


*note: Pirates do not have scimitars, they have cutlasses.

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Could people start arguing and crap?

Pirates have boats.

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Droideka wrote:
Revenge of the Burninated wrote:
Pirates have scimitars that could snap a katana in two.
Pirates are rich.*


*note: Pirates do not have scimitars, they have cutlasses.

I was gonna say that, too. Also, a finely made katana is almost unbreakable ;)

Anyways, ninjas have super mega sword skills which will render a pirate boat useless once the ninja fillets the capum's face off.

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Pirates remember to put something on for the next person to argue about.

Pirates have sweet hats.

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A facemask is cooler than a hat.

Ninjas can jump really, really high in the air.

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Pirates have cannons that shoot ninjas out from really high in the air.

Pirates have a cool accent and words.

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Oh, sorry. I guess I didn't know the rules very well. I'll do it right, now.

Ninjas have a cool death stare and use cool words in their 'net show.

Ninjas listen to the Black Album by Metallica all day, every day, for obvious reasons.

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Pirates sing about really bad eggs.

FollowingTheLamb wrote:
Droideka wrote:
Revenge of the Burninated wrote:
Pirates have scimitars that could snap a katana in two.
Pirates are rich.*


*note: Pirates do not have scimitars, they have cutlasses.

I was gonna say that, too. Also, a finely made katana is almost unbreakable ;)

Pirates are too cool for realism. Watch any pirate movie.

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FollowingTheLamb wrote:
Ninjas have a cool death stare and use cool words in their 'net show.
Pirates have guns. Win.

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Ninja's can slice a gun in half.

Ninja's are from Japan. (You can't beat it. ;) )

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Ninjas can walk the plank

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Cleverdan wrote:
Ninja's can slice a gun in half.

Ninjas apparently don't watch Mythbusters.

Pirates have an entire episode of Mythbusters devoted to Maritime Myths.


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Somm-1 wrote:
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Ninja's can slice a gun in half.

Ninjas apparently don't watch Mythbusters.

Pirates have an entire episode of Mythbusters devoted to Maritime Myths.

Ninja's can prove every myth by themselves.

Ninja's Climbed mount everest and down again barefoot as they're morning exercise

P.S. I like Pirates more though.


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Pirates don't need to climb Mount Everest--there's plenty of loot at sea level.

Pirates win the fair lasses, or comandeer them.

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Teh Champeenship wrote:
Ninja's Climbed mount everest and down again barefoot as they're morning exercise


No. They didnt.

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yeah a ninja could steal the lass and have a date and a fine candle lit dinner before the pirate notices. yeah, they are that fast.

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They could, but would they? no. Ninjas are so serious they don't even want the lass. They repel lasses because they're so dedicated to killing. They would even kill a lass. A pirate would never do that.

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Yarr! Let's restore orrrderr now, seEE!

Pirates be wicked smart at stealing all manner of booty, be that lass's or lapis! Leastwise yer good pirate does kill only to enjoy the spoils.

Ninjas haven't even the sense wherewith to enjoy the life they be given! only that they be takin'! Just killin' is all they do, yarr. No pleasure 'tall.

And fer all that, my sword be sharper than yours, ninja! And 'neath the patch, my night-vision keener, yarr.

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We shall see on Wednesday who truly is the better. Everyone tune to Discovery Channel at 9:00--savvy? Or actually, tune there at 8:00, since they'll probably air the pirate special right before it.

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Yarr, burninated! But I will buninate thee again, if thou dost not take heed to the rules of Pirates vs. Ninjas!
    Out of game:
    I've been trying to get the game back on track, Burnin. This seems like a good premise: to alternate between pirates and ninjas, each saying a good thing about their group, and a bad thing about the other group. I (at least) am not interested to know which is actually better, but to see what creative way you come up with to parry my thrust.
Me thinks you have excepted yerself from rules like any good ninja might.

But is it not a virtue favoring the pirate-kind that there be a law of the sea? Though that law be brutality, it is at least honor among theives, yarr.

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NINJAS ARE MAGIC!! ...on TV...

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Yarr, burninated! But I will buninate thee again, if thou dost not take heed to the rules of Pirates vs. Ninjas!
    Out of game:
    I've been trying to get the game back on track, Burnin. This seems like a good premise: to alternate between pirates and ninjas, each saying a good thing about their group, and a bad thing about the other group. I (at least) am not interested to know which is actually better, but to see what creative way you come up with to parry my thrust.
Me thinks you have excepted yerself from rules like any good ninja might.

But is it not a virtue favoring the pirate-kind that there be a law of the sea? Though that law be brutality, it is at least honor among theives, yarr.


The code is more what you'd call, guidelines, than actual rules.
You know I am obligated to say that. By the pirate code. But, it's more like guidelines, so I guess I didn't have to. But I wanted to.


Pirates have charisma. Charisma>magic.

Pirates, further, have pirate speak. Forrrr the win.

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Pirates remember to make an actual argument after their rebuttal!
I dunno, maybe they do.

Pirates eat whole bushels of apples. Keeps the doctor away, doncha know.

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And once again I say to you ALL:

Sbemailman wrote:
NINJAS ARE MAGIC!! ...on TV...


AND DON"T YOU FORGET IT!

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Um, you can't really make an argument by stating something you already said, that has already been "disproved".

You may now return to your regularly scheduled forum game already in progress.

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