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Okay, heres another one of my games that will die in 4 days or less.

One person posts and very odd post. Doesn't have to make too much sense. The next person presses the quote button. On the post screen, they take out a word here and there to make wHat the person actually meant. (Usually a lie.)

EXAMPLE!

Person 1: Jelly beans are so good to eat, and so healthy! Wow, that's good stuff!

Person 2: (But funnier.)
Blah.


So as you can see, you have to sorta think out what you say. Okay. I'll start:

When you jump in front of a train, you might get hit with a baseball-bat labeled "That is good."

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'Jump'in'g' a baseball-bat' is good.'

If you dream around a polygon, a metroliner will pull you under.

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I could use some salve.

A round will pull.

Aunt Mavis sat on the last piece of our spontaneously combusting cheesecake.

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Aunt Mav is the last piece of our cheesecake.

If you didnt look now, there isnt a traing not coming twards you not living room! not!

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stop poverty NOW!

If you look now, here is a train coming!

The cat screamed at the top of its lungs, "You will all pay!" before fainting. Many wondered how the cat spoke.

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

The cat lungs wondered how.

Kung-fu chickens from Mars are hitting me in the nose with pink spoons while simultaneously playing Pokémon Emerald Version. They've been doing so for the past sixteen hours.

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Chickens have been playing Pokémon Emerald Version for the past sixteen hours.


I'm hiding from the aliens in a bush because I have a barcode on my back and if they find me, they will scan it and lots of bad things will happen.

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What he really means is, he stole a can of creamed corn, and he forgot to do his homework again.

I worry that the existentialism of upcoming spring break will be too much for the superstructure to mangle.

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"CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!!!!"

- Unknown

I break too much to mangle.

If you realize that you've left your neighbor's exoskeleton on the steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, it would be wise to treat your bunions before Olivia Newton-John decides that Michaelmas would be the perfect occasion to devour your snorkel mask.

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You Left your snorkel mask.

you really shouldnt smoak. it destroys your health. its like kissing an ashtray

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stop poverty NOW!

You really smoke your ashtray?

If you ever go to a Mexican restaurant, be sure to tip your waitress- you never know how many enchilada incidents she's had to deal with.

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A Mexican waitress never had to deal.

Never underestimate what a man can accomplish with only Q-tips, duct tape, and ten pounds of stale saltine crackers.

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

Q-tips only accomplish what a man can. (Heheh.)

The power of government can, at any moment, implode with the A-Power to destroy cities such as New York, Pie Town, and a little place I call "Mr.Wonders Flammable Chocolate H-Bomb."

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The government can implode flammable chocolate.

Never put off until tommorow what you can put off until next week, ten years from now, or until Hell freezes over and the Devil starts giving free sleigh rides. Whichever comes first.

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

The awesome dog can fly to the moon and back in less than a 26 hour period, only to come back with cheese, letters A and I, and bacon.

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My friend and I like to go snowboarding in the desert, then I would meet Chet-dawg there, he's cool. Also, Mask and Brian will be there wearing the usual. Spike and Mayhem will put a dent on the prez's car, he's a total lobotomy lincoln.[/quote]