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Okay, this is more like an RPT (Role-Playing-Thing) then anything else. It's based off of Dead Rising, but it's completly diffrent!

What's up: A huge group (All you.) are trapped in a mall. Why? Because the doors are locked with electricity and the power is dead all around the world. The windows are invinsible.

What you do: I will post mission on this post, where you can take it and run. Make it entertaing. That's why this is boordom releef. (I will say whaat happened the next time a give a new mission.)

What else: You can RP your way to death by interacting with others, posting random stuff, and anything else you can thing of.

RULES:
1. No dying
2. No superpowers. Only zany anticts. Like the baby of World of Warcrafts son, Dead Rising, who married Bully.
3. You can only use items if they are easily found in a mall, or if you earn em' through missions.
4. Don't think you completly have to follow number 3.


Current Mission (1): Teddy Bear Eye's Cry Too.
It seems the toy shop in Paloon Plaza is filled with teddy bears with camera in them! Why? Who knows. But you must get the cameras and see what's on them! (The toy shop is gaurded by a group of 6 year olds with bad tempers.)
Reward: A coupon for free bananas at Fred Myers.
DONE! Results: *It's black* "I see you have found the bears. Good work. I know whats going on. I will tell you stuff as time progresses. Next camera: Hidden in a security camera. Find that camera. Look at the camera."

Current Mission (2): Hidden In It's Own Stomach.
The next camera is in one of the security cameras. Weird. FIND IT!
Reward: Shotgun with tranquilizer bullets.

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I hide behind Did he Sell Eggs? and say, "Hey brats, I bet you can't beat up on me."
As they run to pummel Eggs? in personal places with no regard for rules of combat, I dash in and grab the bears.

For future reference--is the power off inside the mall? If so, are the escalators, elevators, etc. down?

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I could use some salve.

i grab revenged and grab lots of hard plastic toys fro the shelf and thows them at him, until he drops the bear, i grab it...

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stop poverty NOW!

I throw giant beach balls both to immobilize and distract the 6-year-olds.

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I sit on a bench and watch?

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Power in mall? No. Stairs? Yes.

After being pummeled in bad places, I stand up slowly. It hurts. But I manage to get the bears, rip off the bed and get the camera. (When I finish a mission, you figure it out.) The video camera says:

*It's black* "I see you have found the bears. Good work. I know whats going on. I will tell you stuff as time progresses. Next camera: Hidden in a security camera. Find that camera. Look at the camera."

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Walk outside, break open the closest security camera. Inside is a marshmallow gun. with 50000000 marshmallows. No other camera though.

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Looks at Dewy's grand find. "That is a grand find there. Mind if I borrow it for a sec?" He asks smoothly.

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I look, puzzled, at one of those black orbs on the ceiling. I grab a bat from the sporting goods store and smash it open (I don't know if you could do that IRL, but in here you can) The camera is smashed, but inside is a map of the mall, including secret areas not shown on the colorful navigation signs. Score!

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I could use some salve.

i,while wandering aimlessly, stumble into the food court,where none other than Don Vito is sitting. i look puzzled,then i grab the plastic toys i used before and throw them at him,he rambles,and i throw a sharpened golf club at him,he dies. no cameras in the food court.

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stop poverty NOW!

I'm going to go Dead Rising on all of you:

*Crazy guy with a teddy bear head and a syth'd!* "You all dead! LOLOL!"

*Wakes up.*

Crap.

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A zombie walks by me. I shove a pole through his head.



I search Wonderland Plaza for the camera
It's not there. I check outside, and get chased by the convicts. I see it inside a bench!


I break it open and find a shotgun with tranquilizer bullets! BUM BUM BUUUMMMM!

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