In one hundred years...

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:34 pm

This game is basically "In the Year 2000" from Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Offer up your predictions for 2107.

In one hundred years...

...hot dog buns will finally come in packages of 10.

...robots will win Nobel Prizes.

...washing machines will have LOST SOCK alarms.

...TV will watch YOU 6 hours a day.

...you will be able to download information directly into your brain and store electronic payments in there as well.

...people will shoot one another over "yo mamma" jokes.

...Jeopardy! will give away millions of dollars in a regular-season game.

...the Atari 2600 will be in the Smithsonian.

...we will pay taxes based on the number of steps we take.

...electronic music records will go diamond.

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:39 pm

...I will get the last post.

Dewy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:41 pm

Homestar Runner and Marzipan will actually have kids. And grandkids.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:37 am

...I will be revered throughout the world.

The Snork · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:40 am

...All humans will spontaneously nuke each other. Most other surviving life forms will rejoice.

(Maaaaybe I'll keep the predictions to myself.)

tennessee10 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:42 am

...the geek shall inherit the earth

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:45 am

...Blue Man Group & Weird Al will be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

...Video Game Design will be offered at Oxford.

...There will be more articles on the Finnish-language Wikipedia than there will be trees on the Earth.

...Switzerland will be in the EU.

The Snork · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:49 am

In one hundred years, Gandhi's regenerated corpse will go on a rampage throughout New York City, then fly a Cessna into the Eiffel Tower.

Droideka · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:01 am

In a hundred years, I'm going to be a paintball legend.
In a hundred years, the Age of War will be a best-selling novel classic, several movies, and five video games.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:08 am

...When you die in a video game, you will actually be dead.

...You will be able to record your dreams and show them on the Internet...for other people to experience.

Droideka · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:13 am

... You will be able to buy a flying car for about todays equivalent of thiry-five cents.

... I'll be in a wax museum under "Great Pirates of the World".

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

In one hundred years, Didymus will be known as Saint Thomas of Mississippi.

Droideka · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:42 pm

In one hundred years, Somm-1 will have built-in washer and dryer.

The Zephyr Song · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:35 pm

In one hundred years, civilization as we know it will have been utterly obliterated, and the earth will be run by hyperintelligent shades of blue.

Droideka · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:06 pm

In one hundred years, paintball will be the worlds largest sport.

Rob-Bert · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:07 pm

...I will be dead and well-remembered for what I did for humanity.

Revenge of the Burninated · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:12 pm

Quote:

...New New York, New New Orleans, New New Haven, and New New London will be three of the largest cities in the world

Three of the largest? Hmm...
I kmew te future would mean counting skills deteriorated.
In the next hundred years, It'll be quite a trip. Over 36,000 spins around, and only 80 cosmic slips.

Let's see, World War III will have degenerated man into the 60s, and brought jazz back. Zephram Cochrahn will be an alcoholic. San Fransisco will be the capital of the world. There is no such thing as money, to eliminate poverty. Yet, there is still capitalism, via the barter system and trading Trilithium. Wow, how highly evolved. Skin-tight garbageman uniforms will abound.

ready for prime time · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:28 pm

...Technology will be obliderated and will start again, proving why those movies set in the future feature Macintosh 128s

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:39 pm

We will have passed the supposed end of the Epoch, and as such hopefully our computers will 100% be 64 bit by that point

topofsm · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:34 pm

... Alberto will be 218 years old.

... There will be 10 internets.

... I will win all of them.

... God will get another Noah and tell him to take two of each animal into a spaceship while he hits it with a meteor.

... Cellphones will get so small you will have to buy a case to see it

Revenge of the Burninated · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:41 pm

Every port around the edge of a laptop will be USB. In fact, every port anywhere will be USB. USB will replace outlets, cigarette lighters in cars, even where you screw in the light bulb. And USB jump drives will replace all other disks, including hard drives.

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

...there will be compulsory "brainphones" built into every person at birth, so that salesmen can call you all the time no matter where you are or what you're doing.

...Mc Donalds and Disney will have merged and taken over the world with brainwashed child soldiers.

...Microsoft Windows will be a religion and have declared holy war against Linux and Unix.

...there will be no buttons, switches or anything else. You have to say "Computer, _____" for everything. "Computer, flush the toilet." "Computer, open the drawer." "Computer, zip my pants."

...metal, glass, wood and plastic will be concidered to be outdated. Everything will be made of porcelain. Poor Guybrush...

netzen · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:32 pm

...everything will be spray chromed.

The Snork · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:32 pm

...sudden climate change will force the Earth into a catastrophic ice age, Earth's orbit will gradually come closer to the Sun, automotive engine problems will increase, farmers will face several proliferating pests which will thin out wheat crops, and meltdown at a power plant somewhere in Iowa will be expected due to a nuclear error, but I will have no fear, because every citizen of London will drown somehow and I live by the Cuyahoga River.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:01 pm

..the magnetic poles will flip, causing a mass extinction of all earth's species

Beardo · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:01 am

-In a hundred years "fo shizzle" will be considered old english.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:04 pm

-the '08 corvette will be considered a "Rare classic"

homerstarrun70fireboy · **Joined:** Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:10 am **Posts:** 335

that you cant shot chuck noris

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:40 am

...Phil will die and he and Rya will finally be reunited, thus fulfilling the prophecy made by John Linnell way back in 1994.

...Mandy will be immortalized in museums as The Biggest Dork In The Multiverse.

...Those Playland things at McDonalds will be considered part of the Internet, due to the fact that they are a series of tubes.

...The perfect drug will be invented. Not only does it get you high, but it gives you your daily dose of vitamins, increases your IQ, is non-addictive, has no negative side effects whatsoever, and is very inexpensive. No one will use it.

...Cyborgs will enslave humanity.

Revenge of the Burninated · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:10 pm

Quote:

...The perfect drug will be invented. Not only does it get you high, but it gives you your daily dose of vitamins, increases your IQ, is non-addictive, has no negative side effects whatsoever, and is very inexpensive. No one will use it.

Syntho-high?

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