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 Post subject: Six word stories
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:41 am 
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I read an article in Wired Magazine a while ago, and I thought it was hilarious. I didn't think of bringing it to the forum until now. Basically you make a story out of six words. They usually have quite the hilarity.

Here are some examples from the Wired magazine's website:

It’s behind you! Hurry before it
- Rockne S. O’Bannon

“I couldn’t believe she’d shoot me.”
- Howard Chaykin

God to Earth: “Cry more, noobs!”
- Marc Laidlaw

Help! Trapped in a text adventure!
- Marc Laidlaw

So. I guess I'll start with one of my own.

Story? Only six words? What the

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Um, well, uhhh, ah shoot, nevermind.

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A Tale from Beyond the Grave
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To make a long story short.

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I thought this story was short...

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You let your dog do that?

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Lesson learned: Never marry a duck.

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SEAN'D! wrote:
To make a long story short.


That.

Is.

BRILLIANT.

Anyway...

I did not die. She did.

Ever kissed a girl? I haven't.

I'm a woman. With girly parts.

I'm not ready, but they are.

Six-word stories are pretty hard.

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Well, this looks like fun. Oops.

In just six words, I'll- crap!

Okay, for real this time... grr.

Fine, I give up. No more.

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"Goodbye," I said, and I jumped.


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so i herd u liek mudkips.

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This post is also a story.

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A well thought out englilsh paper.

Ert plus, why seven six P?

Insert home, delete PgUp! End PgDn.

That is all I have got...
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(Hm...)

It turns out fire is hot.

(And an epic Homestar runner fic)

Homestar discovered why fingers were useful.

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(Lord of the Rings in 6 words)

Mount Doom is right there, Frodo!

or

So this Gollum is bad, huh?

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Within six words, he was gone.

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I was too late to see.

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I threw my cup at Artest...

John Goodman, that's my drumstick, wait...

Star Wars:
Four teenagers save eachother, your father.

Harry Potter:
Three teenagers save school, sound familiar?

LOTR:
Three Hobbits save a ring, hmm...

Kinda crappy, I know, but I thought they were funny.

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This story has seven words altogether.
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John realized too late. They're pants!

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True / False: "this statement is false".

I really have to go sleep.

That was all, sad to finish.

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE?????

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They're all gonna laugh at you!

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Pop_tire1 wrote:
Four teenagers save eachother, your father.

But "each other" is two words. ;)

In other news, end of story.

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Well I venture these'll be random.

What the hell? Where's my spork?!

And then the UFO abducted me.

He stapled my eyes shut...OUCH!!!
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Ended as soon as it began.

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Have you considered the fragility of

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(Shortest fairy tale ever:)

Once upon a time the end.

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Absolutely brilliant: "Once upon a time..."
And I mean it! "The End."

HSR wiki forum needs you help!
"I have trouble with my r's..."
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USam wants to hear from YOU!
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ImageWho let the dogs out? Who...
Thanks to God, and this ¡stick! ...
Que Dios lo bendiga en todo.
... was a dark and stormy night.
Four score and seven year ago,
We will never, never, never, never...
... took initiative in creating teh intArwebs ...
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Really, this is a fun game!

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