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You get... uh, Phoenix Wright's suit? *knows nothing about Phoenix Wright*


*inserts Diary of a Wimpy Kid*

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The vending machine cries. You are soaked.

*inserts happy pills*

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SIBHoD.

You get happy pills! Yay!

*Inserts Joe*

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You get Moe, who looks exactly like Joe.

*inserts Zenni*

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You get a raspberry muffin.

*inserts cash* HA! HOW ORIGINAL!

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You get a credit card.

*inserts a bad check*

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SIBHoD.

You get arrested because it bounces.

*Inserts Buzz Lightyear*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get woody
*inserts the original line up for quiet riot*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get the original line up for loud crowd.

*Inserts *

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get a heart attack
*inserts kurt cobains smashed guitar*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get a "Corporate Rock Still Sucks" T-shirt.

*inserts a giant pile of salt*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

you get some sodium chloride.

*inserts Johnny B. Goode*

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

you get chuck berry
*inserts a bag of chips, spicy chips, very spicy chips, well not that spicy, but still pretty spicy, actually they're not very spicy, but spicy enough to be considered spicy*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get mocked for not trying something spicier (yes, that is actually what came out)

*inserts your mom*

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

Your mom's so fat she can't come out of the machine. OHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inserts OHHHHHHHHHHHH*

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You get NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Inserts Apollo Justice's hair*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get a crappy wig
*inserts a frying pan*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get bacon.

*Inserts a meatball sub*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

You get nothing, but later on, you gonna get cut!

*inserts a kids book*

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SIBHoD.

You get a Playboy Magazine, yay!

*inserts bullet*

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You get blood on the ground.

*Inserts a straw*

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it hurtles out and goes through a tree, defying the mythbusters.

*Inserts chainsaw car*

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you get a saw chain car
*inserts a scab i picked off my elbow*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

It mutilates you.

*Inserts a Clone Trooper*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get blasted by a lazor
*insers the poopsmith as lazor tag*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get The Poopsmith as Doc Brown.

*inserts France*

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You get Italy.

*Inserts Edgeworth*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get a blunt knife
*inserts dimebag darrel*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

you get nickelback's song "side of a bullet"

*insert a pizza*

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"I gut you like sheep."

You get PizzAHHhhhhh.

*Inserts macaroni and cheese*

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