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Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sat May 10, 2008 2:20 am ]
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Your whole country now gets the fate of the Soviet Union.

*inserts whatever is in my pocket*

Author:  Sarge [ Sat May 10, 2008 2:53 am ]
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:homsar: :homsar: :homsar: :homsar: :homsar: :homsar: :homsar: :homsar:

Inserts Missy Palmer

Author:  this-guy [ Sat May 10, 2008 7:14 am ]
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:marzi: :marzi: :marzi: :marzi: :marzi: :marzi: :marzi: :marzi:

*Inserts Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children they either refuse to discuss it with reason or else they prefer argumentu ad hominum which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion well anyhow not long ago I was talking about the elections and how the campaigns where ignoring the issues and sticking instead to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government which is all true as you know if you followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates anyhow one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of **** and why didn't we go and live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States of America next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl and the epithets flew thick and fast and the noise was incredible someone said son of a female dog and I think he said bastard I couldn't be sure it was all so confusing well anyhow I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level I tried for example to talk to the one who had started it all and I asked him just what did he mean we were all full of **** was he making a statement of fact as he knew it and where was his documentation to back up his claim I think Socrates would have been proud of the way I refuted his argument that is I tried to refute it but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of **** but he wouldn't say why he just kept on repeating it that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes and I'll have to confess I got a bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his *** which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up and I really got hot and the others did to and we all beat the **** out of Mr. Conservative and after all he had only himself to be blamed this is still a free country and anyone telling a fellow like me brother you're full of **** better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he'd care to say why.*

Author:  Biscuithead [ Sat May 10, 2008 9:47 am ]
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The machine falls asleep listening to you.

*tries to steal money from the sleeping machine*

Author:  this-guy [ Sat May 10, 2008 9:52 am ]
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You get a BZZZZZZZT cop reading your rights to you.

*Inserts run-on again*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sat May 10, 2008 3:54 pm ]
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YOU get a puppy.

Inserts the King of Town

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat May 10, 2008 4:46 pm ]
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You get his emoticon. EIGHTEEN TIMES!!! :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot:

*Inserts the emoticons I just posted*

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sat May 10, 2008 6:17 pm ]
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Gets the emoticon ONE HUNDRED TIMES!!!!!!!!
:kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot: :kot:

*inserts the will to live*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sat May 10, 2008 8:00 pm ]
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gets, a complimentary meal ticket for a closed resturant!!! Congrats!!!


Inserts, um, a mouse

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sat May 10, 2008 8:07 pm ]
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You get RATS! THEY'RE COMING! [/piedpiper]

*inserts her headphones*

Author:  Sarge [ Sat May 10, 2008 9:33 pm ]
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Gets a copy of Strong Bad Sings And Other Type Hits. But you don't get your headphones back.

Inserts Everybody, Everybody.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sat May 10, 2008 10:12 pm ]
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you get nobody

*inserts cloverfield*

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat May 10, 2008 11:56 pm ]
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You get crappy reviews.

*Inserts Toy Story 2*

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sat May 10, 2008 11:58 pm ]
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You get Toy Story 4.

*inserts The Sims 2*

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun May 11, 2008 12:06 am ]
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You get The Sims 4.

*Inserts Buzz Lightyear*

Author:  Sarge [ Sun May 11, 2008 12:09 am ]
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Blah! You get Crack Stuntman!

Inserts the entire internet.

Author:  this-guy [ Sun May 11, 2008 12:12 am ]
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You get system overload.

/me inserts pizza into the exploded machine.

Author:  Sarge [ Sun May 11, 2008 12:48 am ]
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Homestar Runner delivers you a Slumber Party Style Pizza from The Pizz.

Inserts They Might be Giants.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun May 11, 2008 1:13 am ]
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you shrink

*burps into the coin slot*

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sun May 11, 2008 1:57 am ]
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Gets to watch Strong Bad's hygiene video.

*inserts some bologna*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun May 11, 2008 2:37 am ]
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gets that one song about it.

Inserts, A cell phone, that isn't mine.

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Sun May 11, 2008 3:32 am ]
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You get an Old-Timey-type telephone.

*inserts Indiana Jones' whip*

Author:  Coleslaw [ Sun May 11, 2008 3:34 am ]
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You get a face melting.



Inserts communism.

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Sun May 11, 2008 3:38 am ]
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You get Germany divided by East and West.

*inserts an instruction manual on how to type with boxing gloves on, like Strong Bad*

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sun May 11, 2008 1:40 pm ]
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Aussieguy wrote:
gets that one song about it.


You mean the Weird Al song? Anyway,

Gets DELETED!!

*inserts the Bugs Bunny*

Author:  this-guy [ Sun May 11, 2008 1:44 pm ]
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You get the Elmer Fudd.
/me inserts nothing, because the machine has been blown up

Author:  Coleslaw [ Sun May 11, 2008 2:19 pm ]
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You get the switch to turn on the light that tells the people working there to fix it.


*Waits impatiently*

Author:  Mr. Smarty Spots [ Sun May 11, 2008 6:37 pm ]
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you get it fixed
/inserts melanade

Author:  Sarge [ Sun May 11, 2008 7:03 pm ]
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gets a glass of Suudsu


Inserts The Cheat's gold tooth.

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun May 11, 2008 7:15 pm ]
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Gets Coach Z's medalion

Inserts Peanut butter wraped in toilet paper.

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