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You get a peanut butter, jelly, and wet toilet paper sandwich.

*inserts 7-Up*

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You get 7-Down

Inserts A DS

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Gets a Gameboy

inserts pie

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Get a banana phone

Inserts a game boy

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Gets PSP
/inserts Canadian flag

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Gets the entire country of Canada. (some of these items seem a bit big for a vending machine to vend).

*inserts QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM*

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

You get `1234567890-=[]\;',./~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?

*Inserts WiiWare*

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

you get sbemails

*inserts money then presses random buttons on the vending machine then eventually unplugs it*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get... nothing, which explains a lot.

*re-plugs the machine and inserts a Jurassic Park III collector's spoon*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

You get eaten by Trogdor.
Which is odd because he usually just burninates people.

Inserts Trogdor.

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you get the s is for sucks dragon

*inserts the vending machine*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

The vending machine inserts itself and shrinks smaller and smaller until it disappears completely.

*buys a much more modern version of the vending machine and inserts Donald Duck*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

The modern machine replies "Sorry, only modern characters accepted." Donald Duck is returned.

*Tells the machine to shut up"

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SIBHoD.

The machine begrudgingly obeys the order.

*Again inserts Donald Duck into the machine; this time, the machine takes it*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

You get a cease and desist order from The Walt Disney Company, informing you that Donald Duck it's likeness are the sole property of The Walt Disney Company and that you are not authorized to insert Donald Duck into a vending machine not owed by The Walt Disney Company. Furthermore, you are being sued for breaking copyright law. Have a nice day.

:inserts the KOT:

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You get a cease and desist order from The Brothers Chaps, informing you that the KOT's and its likeness are the sole property of TBC and that you are not authorized to insert the KOT into a vending machine not owed by TBC. Furthermore, you are being sued for breaking copyright law. Have a nice day.

*inserts the lawsuits from Disney and TBC*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

Gets a basket of shredded documents.

Inserts a finger.

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you lose your finger

*inserts finger 11(the band)*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get some cool tapes of Cool Tapes.

Inserts a floppy disk.

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You get a CD.

*Inserts pants*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

You get no pants.

Inserts Strong Mad!

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You get nothing for posting an emoticon after you said a homestar runner character's name.

You get NOTHING! ABS--*Shot*

*Inserts carrots*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Gets a healthy snack that can be enjoyed all day long!

*inserts him*

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

*gets her*

Inserts the fashion industry.
The whole, entire fashion industry.
{sound effects> *cram* *cram* *cram* *stuff* *push* cram* *squeegee* *wipe* </sound effects}

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You get the... whole, entire fashion industry in much more modern terms. What'd you expect?

*inserts a phone*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

Gets a Pom Pilot. SWEET!

:inserts Gunhaver:

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BLAAH! You get Crack Stuntman!

*inserts duct tape*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

You get an alarm clock duct taped to a VCR.

Inserts Bubs' shotgun.

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You get rushed to the hospital.

/me inserts fizzy lifting drinks.

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