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Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sun May 11, 2008 7:17 pm ]
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You get a peanut butter, jelly, and wet toilet paper sandwich.

*inserts 7-Up*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun May 11, 2008 7:18 pm ]
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You get 7-Down

Inserts A DS

Author:  Sarge [ Sun May 11, 2008 7:31 pm ]
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Gets a Gameboy

inserts pie

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun May 11, 2008 7:41 pm ]
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Get a banana phone

Inserts a game boy

Author:  Mr. Smarty Spots [ Sun May 11, 2008 7:52 pm ]
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Gets PSP
/inserts Canadian flag

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sun May 11, 2008 8:04 pm ]
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Gets the entire country of Canada. (some of these items seem a bit big for a vending machine to vend).

*inserts QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM*

Author:  gino [ Sun May 11, 2008 8:06 pm ]
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You get `1234567890-=[]\;',./~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?

*Inserts WiiWare*

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun May 11, 2008 8:17 pm ]
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you get sbemails

*inserts money then presses random buttons on the vending machine then eventually unplugs it*

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Sun May 11, 2008 8:49 pm ]
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You get... nothing, which explains a lot.

*re-plugs the machine and inserts a Jurassic Park III collector's spoon*

Author:  Sarge [ Sun May 11, 2008 9:31 pm ]
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You get eaten by Trogdor.
Which is odd because he usually just burninates people.

Inserts Trogdor.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun May 11, 2008 11:09 pm ]
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you get the s is for sucks dragon

*inserts the vending machine*

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Sun May 11, 2008 11:37 pm ]
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The vending machine inserts itself and shrinks smaller and smaller until it disappears completely.

*buys a much more modern version of the vending machine and inserts Donald Duck*

Author:  Biscuithead [ Sun May 11, 2008 11:49 pm ]
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The modern machine replies "Sorry, only modern characters accepted." Donald Duck is returned.

*Tells the machine to shut up"

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Sun May 11, 2008 11:53 pm ]
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The machine begrudgingly obeys the order.

*Again inserts Donald Duck into the machine; this time, the machine takes it*

Author:  Sarge [ Mon May 12, 2008 12:50 am ]
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You get a cease and desist order from The Walt Disney Company, informing you that Donald Duck it's likeness are the sole property of The Walt Disney Company and that you are not authorized to insert Donald Duck into a vending machine not owed by The Walt Disney Company. Furthermore, you are being sued for breaking copyright law. Have a nice day.

:inserts the KOT: :kot:

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Mon May 12, 2008 2:25 am ]
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You get a cease and desist order from The Brothers Chaps, informing you that the KOT's and its likeness are the sole property of TBC and that you are not authorized to insert the KOT into a vending machine not owed by TBC. Furthermore, you are being sued for breaking copyright law. Have a nice day.

*inserts the lawsuits from Disney and TBC*

Author:  Sarge [ Mon May 12, 2008 3:47 am ]
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Gets a basket of shredded documents.

Inserts a finger.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon May 12, 2008 4:38 pm ]
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you lose your finger

*inserts finger 11(the band)*

Author:  Sarge [ Mon May 12, 2008 6:19 pm ]
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You get some cool tapes of Cool Tapes.

Inserts a floppy disk.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon May 12, 2008 11:56 pm ]
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You get a CD.

*Inserts pants*

Author:  Sarge [ Tue May 13, 2008 12:32 am ]
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You get no pants.

Inserts Strong Mad! :sm:

Author:  Coleslaw [ Tue May 13, 2008 12:36 am ]
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You get nothing for posting an emoticon after you said a homestar runner character's name.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Tue May 13, 2008 12:45 am ]
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You get NOTHING! ABS--*Shot*

*Inserts carrots*

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Tue May 13, 2008 12:48 am ]
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Gets a healthy snack that can be enjoyed all day long!

*inserts him*

Author:  Sarge [ Tue May 13, 2008 2:55 am ]
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*gets her*

Inserts the fashion industry.
The whole, entire fashion industry.
{sound effects> *cram* *cram* *cram* *stuff* *push* cram* *squeegee* *wipe* </sound effects}

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Tue May 13, 2008 3:18 am ]
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You get the... whole, entire fashion industry in much more modern terms. What'd you expect?

*inserts a phone*

Author:  Sarge [ Tue May 13, 2008 3:37 am ]
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Gets a Pom Pilot. SWEET!

:inserts Gunhaver:

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Tue May 13, 2008 4:09 am ]
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BLAAH! You get Crack Stuntman!

*inserts duct tape*

Author:  Sarge [ Tue May 13, 2008 6:43 am ]
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You get an alarm clock duct taped to a VCR.

Inserts Bubs' shotgun.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue May 13, 2008 9:23 am ]
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You get rushed to the hospital.

/me inserts fizzy lifting drinks.

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