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you get flat pop

*inserts one of the most annoying songs of all time, photograph by nickelback*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get your mother.




(inserts High Skool Artist's mother)

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Gets my mom.

inserts a dougnut

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You get a half eaten dounut.

Inserts Super Glue

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

you get arrested for vandalising the vending machine.

Inserts solvent to wash away the glue.

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Gets 50,000 dollars for being a volunteer! But, it's counterfiet.

Inserts counterfiet moneys

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

you get a fake credit card
*inserts my homework*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get your homework with a bite taken out of it.

*Inserts Pikachu*

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You get a disemboweled Pikachu corpse.

*Inserts said corpse*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

You get King Bubsgonzila Supreme

Inserts a Number 2 Pencil.

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you get an erasable pen

*inserts *

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

gets this

Inserts

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Gets beaten up by Strong Mad.

Inserts actual money. Actualy.

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You get jold... I mean, gold... bars.

*Inserts one of the bars in*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

Gets a rip in the fabric of space-time that send the gold bar back in time to a time where gold was worth much less than it is now and where it is spend by one of your ancestors to found a trading empire that dominates his local region of the world and thus make you more than capable of putting a gold bar into a vending machine that sends the gold bar back in time to a time where gold was worth much less than it is now and where it is spend by one of your ancestors to found a trading empire that dominates his local region of the world and thus make you more than capable of putting a gold bar into a vending machine that sends the gold bar back in time to a time where gold was worth much less than it is now and where it is spend by one of your ancestors to found a trading empire that dominates his local region of the world and thus make you more than capable of putting a gold bar into a vending machine that sends the gold bar back in time to a time where gold was worth much less than it is now and where it is spend by one of your ancestors to found a trading empire that dominates his local region of the world and thus make you more than capable of putting a gold bar into a vending machine that sends the gold bar back in time to a time where gold was worth much less than it is now and where it is spend by one of your ancestors to found a trading empire that dominates his local region of the world and thus make you more than capable of putting a gold bar into a vending machine that finally makes your head explode.

Inserts sanity.

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You get Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children they either refuse to discuss it with reason or else they prefer argumentu ad hominum which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion well anyhow not long ago I was talking about the elections and how the campaigns where ignoring the issues and sticking instead to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government which is all true as you know if you followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates anyhow one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of **** and why didn't we go and live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States of America next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl and the epithets flew thick and fast and the noise was incredible someone said son of a female dog and I think he said bastard I couldn't be sure it was all so confusing well anyhow I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level I tried for example to talk to the one who had started it all and I asked him just what did he mean we were all full of **** was he making a statement of fact as he knew it and where was his documentation to back up his claim I think Socrates would have been proud of the way I refuted his argument that is I tried to refute it but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of **** but he wouldn't say why he just kept on repeating it that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes and I'll have to confess I got a bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his *** which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up and I really got hot and the others did to and we all beat the **** out of Mr. Conservative and after all he had only himself to be blamed this is still a free country and anyone telling a fellow like me brother you're full of **** better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he'd care to say why.

/me just groans

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The vending machine groans back at you. Mechanicly. Becasue there's no magical gnomes powering it. No. None at all. Please ignore that man behind the curtain.

:inserts The Wizard Of Oz: (The movie, not the wizard)

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You get a "Boot to the Head"...even though nothing like that even happened in the Wizard of Oz

*inserts spare boot*

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Click this link unless you hate Homestar Runner & Strong Bad. You like Homestar & Strong Bad, don't you?

You get a shredded boot that suspiciously resembles the one you just inserted, only it's shredded.

Inserts Strongbadman.

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You get Stiny!

*Inserts Kirby*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

You get King Dedede!

*inserts a poison mushroom*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

You get a super mushroom

Inserts Captain Olimar

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

You get pikmin 3!

*Inserts Nintendo Power magazine*

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

You get mad Nintendo Power fans for getting rid of one of the magizines (although I am hopin for a Pikmin 3)

Inserts a pikmin!!!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

You get an odd idea that turned out to be a great video game. At least 2, never played one.

*Inserts a Wii-Wheel*

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

You get a steering wheel.

*Inserts Natalie Teeger*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

You get a box of Frosted Fakes. They're Grrrroceries!

Inserts the next person.

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you get me jammed in the vending machine. jerk.

Inserts lucas...

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Gets, Ganandorf?

Inserts Links Hat (Isn't that where he keeps all of his bombs that he pulls out of no-where?)

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Gets blown up.

Inserts a mug of Root Beer.

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