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You get an army of rabid furries. Me included.

*tries to break down door* GIVEMEFOXEH!

*inserts Green Day album*

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You get a DVD ROM.

*teliports FAR AWAY*

*Stuffs Tails Doll in and runs for his life*

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You get... THE TD TRANSPORTED TO WHEREVER YOU MAY BE! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*grabs Shadow's Chaos Emerald and attempts Chaos Control, failing miserably*

*inserts YOU!*

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*throws TD at you*

You get a Tails clone. Happy now?

*Inserts clams*

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O.O *hides*

Yep ^^ *skips off with cuddleh clone*

You get pearls.

... HEY! *pounds machine*

*inserts dollar bill*

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You get a 2 dollar bill!

*Inserts Pen*

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.... -.-' You get a broken pencil with no eraser.
Some item that is.


*inserts Elvis calendar*

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You get the Blue Suede Shoes single.

*Inserts cookie and then inserts RammsteinRunner*

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You get RammsteinRunner back, plus she smacks you for inserting her.

*Inserts milkshake*

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It brings all the boys to the yard

*insert PS3*

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"I gut you like sheep."

You get a PS4.

Apparently this machine is time-style as well.

*Inserts the yard*

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you get the boys in the yard

*insert dr.pepper*

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"I gut you like sheep."

You get Diet Coke.
... If you don't want it, can I have it?

*inserts this-guy* THAT'S for inserting ME!

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You get a vending machine.

You get a vending machine.

You get a fist in the face.

*Inserts my fist and her face*

*and a cookie*

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You get MY fist in YOUR face! *catfight*

*inserts catfighting heap of me and this-guy*

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Meanwhile, in the vending machine…

*Tries to appease RammsteinRunner with… cookies?*

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*ROAR*


*a fox jumps into the machine*

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*Keeps trying*

*Does a barrel roll*

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Fine, you win this this round. *squeezes out of the machine's slot, cookie in mouth*


*stuffs the Chronicles of Narnia up there while she's at it*

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You get stabbed by some unicorn.

*inserts Mega man (the NES one)

You get me with a Mega man Game Pak in my mouth.

*Inserts Sacagawea coin*

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it doesn't fit in the machine, SO YOU GET NOTHING!!!!

* inserts an alarm clock*

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

You get an neverending ring in your ears. *munches cookie*

*inserts unicorn*

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You get a bicorn.

It's bi.

*Inserts cookie that RammsteinRunner isn't eating*

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You get a munched on cookie with the note attached: "This has already been eaten. Give me something better. -Machine"

*inserts sprinkles*

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You get a donut with candy on it, sweet!

*inserts real money*

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Click this link unless you hate Homestar Runner & Strong Bad. You like Homestar & Strong Bad, don't you?

you get a real object

*insert a piece of the berlin wall*

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"I gut you like sheep."

You get an angry German yelling something about ripping down the wall.
*laughs at the 'O_o' expression you now wear*


*inserts Guitar Hero 3*

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you get lou and he beats you

*insert a sirius satilite radio*

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"I gut you like sheep."

You get Sirius black with a boombox.

*Inserts SALAD*

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