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The Waitress brought Marcus his food, and then Farnham sauntered in. "Good Morning, Marcus." Farnham ordered breakfast for himself. "Gee, it looks like Maxwell and the rest of the party didn't show up yet. I wonder what's keeping them?"

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Marcus dug into his steak & eggs. "I dunno either. But Tem spoke to me yesterday in my mind. If we can find a channeler, we should talk to him & see what's up. I wanna fight that Wolf!"

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The Emperor said: "Master Prosper, what can you tell us about the Drow?"


"The Drow I saw was a mage, with limited psionic abilities. He singled my group out for a purpose I don't know, your majesty. But after he dissapered we found an onyx ring, with a flat topped mountain with lines coming out of it, and a strange symbol at the base." Prosper thought a bit, then said: "That's all I can tell you, exept that they seem to have enslaved the gnomes. I'm not sure of their numbers, I only saw one Drow but their could be more."

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The Emperor said: "Master Prosper, what can you tell us about the Drow?"


The Drow I saw was a mage, with limited psionic abilities. He singled my group out for a purpose I don't know, your majesty. But after he disapered we found an onyx ring, with a flat topped mountain with lines coming out of it, and a strange symbol at the base. That's all I can tell you, exept that they seem to have enslaved the gnomes. I'm not sure of their numbers, I only saw one Drow but their could be more.

<GM's Note: You forgot to put quotation marks around your dialog, Netzen, and you also forgot to identify the speaker in your post. Yes, it's obvious to ME who's speaking, but a newbie might become a little confused if he read that. Remember those rules I posted on page 1? Yeah, those. Oh, and you misspelled two words. :mrgreen: I'll forgive you this time.>

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"The Drow I saw was a mage, with limited psionic abilities. He singled my group out for a purpose I don't know, your majesty. But after he disappeared we found an onyx ring, with a flat topped mountain with lines coming out of it, and a strange symbol at the base. That's all I can tell you, except that they seem to have enslaved the gnomes. I'm not sure of their numbers, I only saw one Drow but their could be more."

Anamora bent over and whispered in Prosper's ear: "Prosper, you're supposed to address him as 'Your Majesty' every time you speak to him, not just the first time." Prosper hadn't realized that, but thankfully the Emperor didn't seem to mind, as his demeanor didn't seem to be disapproving.

Before Prosper could utter the 'Your Majesty' bit, the Emperor spoke again: "And your group, young Master Prosper... the one you say a Drow psionist was interested in: Who are they?"

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Oh, and you misspelled two words. :mrgreen: I'll forgive you this time.>


<Look at the pot calling the kettle black!>

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Anamora bent over and whispered in Prosper's ear: "Prosper, you're supposed to address him as 'Your Majesty' every time you speak to him, not just the first time."


<So am I supposed to address him as Your Majesty after every sentence?>

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Oh, and you misspelled two words. :mrgreen: I'll forgive you this time.>


<Look at the pot calling the kettle black!>

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Anamora bent over and whispered in Prosper's ear: "Prosper, you're supposed to address him as 'Your Majesty' every time you speak to him, not just the first time."


<So am I supposed to address him as Your Majesty after every sentence?>

<GM's Note: Anamora is indicating that one of the sentences you speak should include a 'Your Magesty' whenever you talk, even if you said it beforehand. It's the same as how one always calls a Judge 'Your Honor' in a courtroom. Strictly speaking, you don't have to do it (you could just call him 'Sir') but that's considered a breach of etiquette. They're making allowances for you because you're new to this and because you're so young, but it's to your favor to continue calling him 'Your Majesty': There's more at stake here than mere vainity.
Then again, this is just what is expected of you by elven courtly etiquite: You have no idea if the Emperor actualy cares about this or not, but so far he hasn't seemed displeased with you.

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Glen walked out of the loomatorium and came to an eatery, It was called "Confucius broth" and greeted the person next to him at the table

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Prosper winced at his breech of etiquite. Stupid! Ah well, just keep going.
"The leaders are Maxwell and Farnaham, two merchants on a quest to kill a dire wolf Your Majesty. They are accompanied by a few adventurers who they picked up along their way, of which I am one.

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Marcus scarfed down more of his breakfast, getting bits of meat & eggs all over his face. He slurped up his tea (the good, honest Human tea) rather noisily. The Lizzardboy hadn't eaten like that since he met Maxwell & Farnham & Olef. But he didn't care a bit; he just wanted some solid protein for his muscles.

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Prosper winced at his breech of etiquite. Stupid! Ah well, just keep going.
"The leaders are Maxwell and Farnaham, two merchants on a quest to kill a dire wolf Your Majesty. They are accompanied by a few adventurers who they picked up along their way, of which I am one.

The Emperor nodded solemnly. "A noble quest, for the Dire Wold is a most dangerous monster, and no doubt it has been the cause of much grief in those lands. We thank you for your service to the Empire, Master Prosper, and it is our intention to return you to your lands safely; to your part of adventurers if you wish." The Emperor turned to one of his Gold-atried guardsmen, who handed him a package bundled in cloth. "Come forward, and take this as a token of our gratitude."

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Marcus scarfed down more of his breakfast, getting bits of meat & eggs all over his face. He slurped up his tea (the good, honest Human tea) rather noisily. The Lizzardboy hadn't eaten like that since he met Maxwell & Farnham & Olef. But he didn't care a bit; he just wanted some solid protein for his muscles.

The waitress said: "You.. um.. you want a second helping. You look like you could do with it."
Farnham nodded: "My friend and I have been though a bit of an adventure. Such things give one an appitite. Isn't that right, Marcus."

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Marcus looked up from gobbling down his food. "Oh yeah, I'm real starved. Gimme another helping. And more of this good Human tea. None of the Gnome stuff."

He licked his plate clean & started picking the bone of the steak clean as well. "I wish I knew how Maxwell & the Elf man and everyone else was doing. Maybe Tem could help us." The Lizzardboy wiped his mouth on his thick arm.

[OOC: I keep referring to Marcus as a boy because he's 13, and Lizzardmen become adults at 20.]

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Marcus looked up from gobbling down his food. "Oh yeah, I'm real starved. Gimme another helping. And more of this good Human tea. None of the Gnome stuff."

He licked his plate clean & started picking the bone of the steak clean as well. "I wish I knew how Maxwell & the Elf man and everyone else was doing. Maybe Tem could help us." The Lizzardboy wiped his mouth on his thick arm.

[OOC: I keep referring to Marcus as a boy because he's 13, and Lizzardmen become adults at 20.]

Farnham said: "How is it that Tem can talk to you? Is he that powefull that he can talk over such distances? Or maybey Micheal is helping him somehow... well, it's worth a shot."

Meanwhile, back at the clearing, Drek and Maxwell and the others had gotten the dead Drow burried and had tied up the one that was shot in the leg. Maxwell used a whole 30' of rope tieing him up, and he and Drek had combined to produce a very styrong knot in the rope. They also gagged the Drow and blindfolded him becasue Micheal said that a mage needs to be able to at least see or hear in order to cast spells, as well as move his hands. Maxwell was taking no chances, though, and he ordered that everyone keep a sharp lookout in case more Drow came looking for their missing compatriots. Then everyone loaded up onto the horses again.

Micheal examined the Acid-bomb. His academy training had included a basics-of-chemistry course, so he was able to determine that the acid was for real. He decided that it was too dangerous to keep since the slightest crack in the glass meant certain doom, so he threw it off a cliff into a river, where it broke open harmlessly. He examined the two drow for spellbooks, but oddly he didn't find any, even while the anti-magic shell was active. No scolls, either. They did have strangely minted currency on them, 300 gold coins and a bag of 150 silver. Maxwell exemined them: "These coins.. they're not from any land I ever heard of, and I've seen more than my share of coin tending shop at my father's store. I suppose these are Drowish coin. Same weight as normal ones, if I feel their weight rightly. Would need a set of scales to tell for sure. What bothers me more is that they have so much of it. This isn't what a scout or an assasin would have on them. These men were on some sort of long-term mission that needed a large purse to finance. Either that or they were buying something, buy who in their right mind would sell to a Drow? No, something is going on here we can't see yet.
Well, all things considered we were very lucky. Farnham must have made it to Targos by now, and we should hurry before he comes looking for us and we miss each other on the road somehow. So let's get our prisoner to Targos and then alert Suldeneselar. If I remember my folklore, the Elven Lords offer a bounty of epic proportions to the first to bring them the head of a Drow."

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Farnham said: "How is it that Tem can talk to you? Is he that powefull that he can talk over such distances? Or maybey Micheal is helping him somehow... well, it's worth a shot."
"Well, he can read my thoughts. Some kinda weird squiddly person thing."

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The Emperor nodded solemnly. "A noble quest, for the Dire Wold is a most dangerous monster, and no doubt it has been the cause of much grief in those lands. We thank you for your service to the Empire, Master Prosper, and it is our intention to return you to your lands safely; to your part of adventurers if you wish." The Emperor turned to one of his Gold-atried guardsmen, who handed him a package bundled in cloth. "Come forward, and take this as a token of our gratitude."


Prosper came forward, took the gift and said:"I am honnored to accept this gift your majesty." He was very much surprised at the suddeness of the ending, but at the same time relived that it was over.

<I don't think Tem should talk to Maxwell about Marcus. I think we should wait to develop character relationships abit. Anyway, Tem said he was going to let the guilt set in and not tell. Then a few posts later, he wanted to know if he could join Marcus. It dosen't make any sense.>

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[OOC: Marcus & Farnham hope to get information about the rest of the party from Tem, that's it.]

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<No, no, no. I mean erlier Ten10 said that Tem was going to tell about Marcus at the end of this battle. Besides that not makeing sense(see resons above) I think we should develop characters a little more.>

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{}{}{: Srry for dropping off the face of the earth for the last 2 pages. I've been busy with school and it hasn't even started yet! X_X :}{}{}

Seeing as absolutely nobody within a 300-yard radius of Acedia happened to notice her, like, ever, she'd quietly slipped into the inn behind a fairly burly man the previous night, slipping into a room that was closed to the public for refurbishing. The bed was usable, at least - not much else mattered.

The next morning, after slipping into a room that had had no tenant the night before (she had not taken one of these for fear of being discovered later) and giving her hands, face, and hair a rinse, she jovially made her way down to the dining room and claimed one of the two remaining empty chairs at the table where Marcus and Farnham were. "Morning," she said pleasantly, before a waitress came over and asked if she wanted any kind of victuals. Having not eaten in a couple of days, the answer was an obvious no. Just kidding.

"Yes; just a bowl of hot oatmeal, if you've got it, and a cup of tea." Small-town comfort girl, she is. xD

Once the waitress had gone off to procure Acedia's food, she turned to Farnham. "So, Farnham, have you come up with any other fundraising methods?"

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Marcus piped in. "Hey, I could show off my sword skills in the street! Or maybe you could show off those spinny sharp things, Acedia."

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"Spinny sharp things?" Acedia was unsure as to what Marcus was referring. To her knowledge, she didn't have anything sharp on her - the medallions she had were dull-edged.

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[I was thinking of Jenny's character. Carry on.]

Lizzardmen aren't known for their intelligence. "Oh, I must have been thinking of the other lady. But those medals are real shiny!"

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"Ah." Pause; blink. "My medallions /are/ shiny, but I'd rather not advertise the fact that I'm carrying anything worth stealing." She shrugged.

Seeing as Sarge isn't going to take control of the waitress from four posts ago, I will.

The waitress came back with a bowl of gloriously hot oatmeal and a cup of tea. Acedia bartered with the waitress before it was decided that the intricately hand-carved wooden clip that held her auburn hair out of her face was a fair trade for the meal. Acedia could always remove a medallion from its cord and use that to tie back her hair if it really got out of control. Or she could just cut it. But, she resolved to burn that bridge when she came to it, so to speak.

Without further adieu, Acedia began to eat daintily. If "daintily" could be redefined as "like a ravenous vagabond trying their hardest to maintain decorum and succeeding for the most part."

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Marcus ate in a similar fashion. He had to have his protein. Lots of it.

"This is good steak!" Marcus looked at Farnham's large belly. "Do you want one of these, fat man?"

[OOC: I've kinda assumed from the beginning that Farnham was fat.]

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Michael thinks about his secret.

I wonder if I should tell them that I'm not human.
No, what am I thinking, if they (not the party, some other group) knew what race I was, I would be murdered.
I've heard that they have well hidden agents lurking around, one could be here.

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<OOC> I'm just assuming at this point that me, Michael, Drek, etc. are on the way toward town having taken care of the immediate threat. Correct me if I'm wrong? This would mean Michael has dropped the spell and Tem is back, right?</OOC>

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"Yaaaa!!!" said Tem as he fell out of the sky, landing neatly by michael."About time! What took you! I had to endure the beer everywhere!"flailing his remaining tentacles around for puntuation."oh, do you like my war talons? picked up off of some warriors body."

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The Lizzardboy loudly laughed at Acedia, who was also enjoying her meal.

"Heh heh, haven't eaten like this in a while, either?" Marcus stopped to take a sip of his tea.

"What do those medallions do? I like shiny things..."

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