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Grape Nuts or gravel?

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Grape Nuts.

Alvin or The Chipmunks?

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"The Chipmunks".
Ever since I heard Chipmunk Gangsta Rap by Bentframe, it's been Chipmunks all the way.

Being a cop or being a fireman?

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neither. Military, baby!

Ghouls or Goblins?

:goblin: (who saw that one coming?)

Hilary Duff or Lindsay Lohan?

Sub-question: Mary-kate or Ashley?

(lech, lech, lech)

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none of the above. Jailbait is dangerous!!

hat or beanie?

Bah! The only one who's not 18 is Hilary Duff, and she's only got a couple weeks to go. (lech, lech)



Trick question: a beanie is a hat.

Skiing or snowboarding?

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what, have you been counting the days? Perv.

Snowboarding.

Chinese or Mexican food?

I prefer lecher, thankyouverymuch. (And no, I just happen to read Gawker once in awhile.)



Chinese. Kung Pao Chicken.

Want or Ignorance?

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Uh...the one...with the thing and the...forget..of the...oh yeah. Ignorance.

Flight or Super-Strength?

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Flight.

The power of flight (that's levitation, Holmes), or the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets (that's telekinesis, Kyle)?

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Telekenisis. How 'bout the power... to move you?

Paper or plastic?

Is there a penalty for repeating someone else's this or that?

Anyway, um, plastic.

Mouse pad or desk?

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Mouse pad. Though I have an optical mouse, it kind of grates its way across the desk.

Leno or O'Brian?

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No.

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Read about the invented mistakes of people who never lived.

O'Brian. He wrote awesome Simpsons episodes.

Oh, and whoever told you Hilary Duff is weeks away from her 18th birthday is full of crap. She was born Sept 28, 1987 (according to her IMDb page) so she's currently 16.

EDIT: forgot my this or that.

Florida or Texas?

This one is tough. Floridians don't know how to count, but Texans are--well--Texans. I'm going to go with Florida.

How many Texans does it take to eat an armadillo? Three: one to eat and two to watch out for trucks.

Bulls or Bears? (20 extra points for the one who can get the answer right verbatim).

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Bears

Hobos Or Hairy old women

HOBOS! DEFINITLEY! I plan to become one when i am older. maybe hitchhike.

Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? (you better answer that correctly, mind you)

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Doo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...

He works alone, except for when he works with Rinaldo which is all the time, Dangeresque!

Lord of the Rings. Definitely. They have a much better party:

1. a very high-level Mage.
2. a human ranger.
3. an Elf ranger.
4. a dwarf warrior.
5. a human warrior.
6. and 4 Halfling rogues.

Harry Potter on the other hand:

- Just three low-level Mages.

You NEVER build a party of just low-level Mages. You'd get slaughtered in the first random encounter before even purchasing equipment.

Besides, LOTR had Liv Tyler in it. Q-T!

The Holy Grail or Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

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Holy Grail.

Hands down. But you already knew that, didn't you?

Walmart or any-other-department-store-that-has-not-been-taken-over-by-Walmart?

Target!

How about something that pertains a little more to me and the others of us from the Great White North?....
"Strange Brew" or "Canadian Bacon"?

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Canadian Bacon all the way!

Here's one...

African or European swallow?

For those that don't get that refrence, do the below:

Thief or Splinter Cell?

And for those that don't play games, do the below:

Windows or Linux? (Or Mac for the Linux-less heathens.)

I'm gonna go with the African swallow. They can carry coconuts.

And I'm gonna go with Windows because it's what I use and one of the requirements of being a Linux user is weight: you either have to be below 100 pounds or above 400, and I'm in the middle.

Qwerty or Dvorak?

But African swallows are non-migratory.

Qwerty.

Unleaded, high octain, or midgrade?

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Heh, my bad.



Can you not go a half-hour without being nasty to someone-or-other? Yeesh.



I'ma go with "Unleaded Plus", wherever that falls in your little scheme, 'cause it's subsidized in Iowa.

Elephants or giraffes?

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Ya gots to loves them elephants. Even though it's quite hard to describe why everyone likes them so much....

Uru-Kai(?) orcs or Riders of Rohan?

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I was going to come up with a snarky response to reflect how geeky this question is, but then I realized that I know how to spell Uruk-hai. (Pot, kettle, black.)

So, um.. Riders of Rohan. For the cool hats.

Boston or Swingline?

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You must work in an office supply store or something.

I'm going to go with Boston, but only because I liked the band from the 80's.

Continue Game or Start Over? You have 15 seconds to reply.

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Continue game.

Gaming via internet or gaming via LAN?

I don't live in a particuarly "gaming" city. In fact, there's not much in my city at all! It's the smallest city in England(e), see. So, I guess via internet. For the larger range.

Multiplayer bots, or a human player?

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