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Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:38 am ]
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cuz the voices in my head told me

why didnt santa come this year

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:02 am ]
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Because he has no Caps Lock key, no Shift key, and no punctuation keys, and DOES have an impostor spell check (meaning it messes up some words that were correctly spelled).

Why did I subconciously try TWICE to type "Fish" instead of "Shift"? :-|

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:57 am ]
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the voices in your head told you

why did i say practicly the same thing twice?

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:53 pm ]
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The voices in your head told you to.

What's my horoscope for todayyyyyayayayay? What's my horoscope for todayyyyy?

Author:  poopskin [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:15 pm ]
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YOU MUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

why doesn't anything interesting ever happen in the obscure, desolate little side road of the suburban paradise that is naperville i live in?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:06 pm ]
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cuz if there were something that happened, it would make my city look even more boring(seriously)

why arent there more movies where the bad guys win?

Author:  Biscuithead [ Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:29 am ]
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Because if the good guy's dead they can't make a sequel.
Unless they get a new good guy...

Why am I participating in this game?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:37 am ]
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cuz, its the right thing to do

why come we dont say why come more often

Author:  poopskin [ Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:54 am ]
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to impede with your nudity and nudity-related activities.

how did my dogs get into my bedroom (mind you it's 11:54 pm here) without me noticing?

Author:  SnowyFox [ Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:15 am ]
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They walked there.

What ever happened to Hershey's Cookies & Cream bars?

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:22 pm ]
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My school sent in a petition banning them. As they gave kids week-old pizza covered in leftover nacho cheese. (They actually do that last part)

Why do they do that?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:46 am ]
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because if they didnt, chuck norris would have to kill them

why dont they let me bring a bazooka to the movies anymore?

Author:  just a username [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:55 am ]
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Because than you'd blow it up every time!

Why are politicans so stupid?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:01 am ]
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because if they were smart, then the world would be so boring with nothing to make fun of

if vegetarians eat vegtables, what to humanitarians eat

Author:  SnowyFox [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:51 am ]
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Also vegetables. It's a trick question.

Can you really say water is wet, since the only part of it that exists is the part that modifies other things as "wet?"

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:49 pm ]
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yes you can

what was the tallest mountain before mount everest was discovered

Author:  poopskin [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:46 pm ]
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Mt. tallestmountainbeforemounteverest

Why did my x360 die? i wanna play oblivion...

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:16 pm ]
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*Hides sniper rifle* Uh... I don't know...

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report about some devastating earthquake in Peru. There were 30,000 crushed to death, even more were buried alive. On the Richter scale it measured 8.2. And I said, "God, please answer me one question. Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:37 pm ]
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because you touch yourself at night

did i just say that on a forum?

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:43 pm ]
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Obviously. [/drlazarus]

Why doesn't anyone ever understand any of my references?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:47 pm ]
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cuz theyre too subtle

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:56 pm ]
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Why didn't HSA ask anything?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:00 pm ]
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because he wanted 16_BIT_MARIO1 to ask why he didnt ask a question

what really killed the dinosaurs

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:01 pm ]
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Sylvester Calzone Stallone.

Why is Chuck Norris deemed to be so awesome?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:06 pm ]
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because he says so

why did i never see a single rockey movie

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:08 pm ]
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And you want to?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:17 pm ]
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EPIC FAIL

what happens when you press the "do not press" button

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:18 pm ]
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EPIC PHAIL

Why do I have to leave now?

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:32 am ]
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because your parents say so

why dont i have any money

Author:  poopskin [ Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:15 am ]
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because you fail at life.

i can has?

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