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Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:10 pm ]
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Do you have the essay?


On a blind date...

Author:  Sbemailman [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:25 pm ]
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Now I WISH I was blind.

In your mother's dress.

Author:  Al Capone II [ Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:45 am ]
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This is as close to looking like a man as I will get.

Aboard the USS Enterprise

Author:  ??? [ Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:22 am ]
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Use the force!

Standing next to a person about to defuse a bomb.

Author:  jodafire [ Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:39 am ]
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no no i'm sure it is the red one or is it the black one

to an EX

Author:  Dacheet15 [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:04 pm ]
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Your things are more beautiful when seperated...

In a wrestling ring.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:06 pm ]
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yeah that is poison oak.

in a fishing boat

Author:  Aayugara [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:05 am ]
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"Hey, is that a hole in the boat?"

EDIT: whoops, I think principal's office has been done already..

On live news.

Author:  zirnitra [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:10 am ]
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Aayugara wrote:
"Hey, is that a hole in the boat?"

EDIT: whoops, I think principal's office has been done already..

On live news.


"police only have this rough sketch of the culprit... hey wait a second... that looks like me!"

after 9/11

Author:  Aayugara [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:23 am ]
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"Uhh, I dunno how those bombs got in that suitcase..."

on the Oprah show.

Author:  Al Capone II [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:07 am ]
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"Who the hell gave a black woman her own show?"

In a murder trial, on the witness stand.

Author:  jodafire [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:34 am ]
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" i swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth .... oh crap not again"

on a bus to the bus diver

Author:  zirnitra [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:39 am ]
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jodafire wrote:
" i swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth .... oh crap not again"

on a bus to the bus diver


"could you just pull into my driveway for me, too?"

while skydiving.

Author:  Aayugara [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:18 am ]
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"Wait, We were supposed to have a Parachute?!"

On a plane

Author:  zirnitra [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:19 am ]
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Aayugara wrote:
"Wait, We were supposed to have a Parachute?!"

On a plane


"what's it mean when the little needle is on the 'E'?"

in traffic

Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:46 am ]
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Carl! Pay attention to the road! This is NOT a good time to clip your toenails!

In a rocket about to blast off.

Author:  Al Capone II [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:51 am ]
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"One last thing team. Your mission is to penetrate the middle of the Sun."


At a David Copperfield performance.

Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:27 am ]
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This guy reeeeaaallly sucks...

in a yeti's lair.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:38 am ]
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"Gah! I can't see... hey, what's this? Oh, it's warm and nice... and soft and hairy and it's got teeth... an-- uhoh..."

...after eating a very expensive dinner.

Author:  Dacheet15 [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:02 pm ]
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Can I have some fresh roadkill for desert?

On a movie set.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:23 pm ]
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....aaannnd ACTION!
-NO! i refuse to act.


in the wal-mart restroom

Author:  Dacheet15 [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:38 pm ]
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Where did it say not to take sample bites of the meat?!?

In the stomach of a dragon

Author:  jodafire [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:36 am ]
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what that hole over there

on the side of the road

Author:  Aayugara [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:37 am ]
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"Hey look, in the newspaper it says this bridge is scheduled for demolition at 8:00 P.M. Well, boy, am I lucky its only 7:59 and 59 seconds..."

In prison

Author:  just a username [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:06 am ]
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So when is the next breakout?

In a retirement village (or whatever they prefer it called)

Author:  The Noid [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:34 pm ]
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"That one by Monday, her next month, that guy in November..."

Being eaten alive by CUH-RAZAY jungke cannibals!!!!!1

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:47 pm ]
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so guys....is human meat actually pretty good?

when there is a snake on your plane

Author:  Rocoramore [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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Oh my God! This is just like the movie Die Hard!


When your girlfriend is eating chocolate cake.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:06 pm ]
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you know that stuff is REALLY fattening...but its not like it makes a difference....oh wait!

while falling down a bottomless pit.

Author:  Rocoramore [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:09 pm ]
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Good thing I always keep my anti bottomless pit spray! That creepy hobo down by the docks gave me a lifetime garuntee!


While setting up your friends air conditionor.

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