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Well you just provided three probably answers to the wincing. Reasons 1 and 2 seem most likely (of course I'm going to say that) because DG said under the weight which could easily mean she's implying the weight's too much for me.

Ah, finally! I've been waiting for someone else to notice that!

Ah, finally! I'd like to applaud the person that recognized this!

also, pwnt.

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Oh, wow. I cannot believe we didn't notice that. I'm gonna change my vote to Mike.

Ahem, dead men tell no tales.

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Ugh, I give up. I'm going to turn myself in: I am a wolf. But as well as turning myself in I want to take down that backstabbing Rule6er of a wulf Ian. Seriously guys, he's trying to vote for me to make it look like he's human. I'm trying to argue back and place blame elsewhere, but it's not working.

If I'm going to die I want to try to take the traitor with me.

What kind of evidence do I have? Well, if I'm a wolf I know who other wolves are. If I'm shot and it's revealed that I'm a wolf, then you know I'm telling the truth (I hope).

This could be a trap!

...But I voted for Ian the last two times because I think he is a wolf. Still, potential trap.

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What kind of evidence do you want? I could provide screen caps of the original PM (I'd blur out all the wolves at large, but leave in the dead ones) if you want. I just hate that he sold me out.

WTF, dude? It's easy to fake a screencap and frame me. Nice try.

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1. We've already proven that screencaps don't prove anything, as they are simple to edit.

2. We have absolutely no reason to trust you.

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You don't have to believe me, I just want some vengeance. Wolves aren't supposed to turn on each other, 'cause that's not how you play the game. But if that's the way Ian wants to play it, I'll play it that way.

Again: Don't believe me if you don't want to. I'm not forcing you to. I'm just unhappy that a fellow wolf turned on me and I'm making up for it.

Well, it would be frustrating to be killed, so it's possible he's selling out Ian. On the other hand, if he knows he's going to die, he might want to finish by helping the wolves. I dunno.

Mike, wolves don't vote for other wolves. That's just crazy. If they split votes, it's only to throw people off. I've played this game before.

Show me any other person who has as much solid evidence against them as you do. You're just trying to take a human down with you.

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Exactly. Even though Ian's on my suspect list and this would provide an interesting confirmation of that, you can't trust anything a known wolf is saying. The two possible motives for this are both equally likely and exactly the opposite in result. So... all we really know for sure from this is the Mike is a wolf.

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Ian you said wolves never vote for wolves... Didn't everyone suspect half the people who voted for Dacheet because the wolves would have wanted to throw people of their trail.


Of course, because of how many people have a suspicious voting pattern, not all of them can be wolves. So there's a good chance some of the people who voted for dacheet and are voting for mike are wolves, and a good chance some of them are humans too.

We almost can't even use voting pattern as evidence anymore. For instance, a wolf might have voted for dacheet to sacrafice him, and a human could have voted for him because of the toothy grin.

Anyway, Mike seems like a safe bet now, so let's just go with that, and figure out if Ian's a wolf later.

Good point, but I don't think any of them would just lash out, throw in the towel, and betray one of their own in public like what Mike's doing, rather than more subtlely with votes. He's just mad that we finally caught him, and now he's trying to take down the only human who has any other kind of "Evidence" against him.

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I'm only lashing out and betraying you because you already betrayed me. We decided as a group to not do any more sacrifices and you went against that. I've admitted to being a wolf, so any accusations wouldn't be based on people who have "evidence" against me.

This whole throwing in the towel thing is just making one final action while I still have time.

ditto, I think that is too weak to just give all of this info out

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Hes in, and Im ticked, Im still going to pound him

Who's "we"? You're a total liar; you're making everyone think that I'm a wolf so you have another human to take down.

Don't even think about faking a PM screenshot to "prove" it.

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Ian, you're just making me want to punch you. You're not helping your case.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

You're the one who voted for yourself. That doesn't help your case, either.

That was a joke.

Please stop being a jerk. It's just a game.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

The "we" would be the werewolves.

I'm the liar? I'm not lying at all. You're trying to cover up now with the whole "Liar! I'm human!" bit.

I know; Mike's the one who needs to stop being a jerk, too. And once he's dead we can't know who the other wolves are without finding them, because of the dead man's silence rule.

And it is just a game, Mike. You're acting like this is some reality show. Or like it's not even a game at all, but real life.

Well, reality shows are games.

Jesus Christ, I'm not being a jerk... I didn't sell MikeMcG out, you did. It's only fair that I try to get some revenge before I die. I'm sure the other wolves aren't happy that I'm revealing you to the masses but I'm sure they realize that you're not trustworthy anymore.

By the way, what makes you think I'd sell out other wolves? None of them went against our group decision and sacked a fellow wolf.

Oh! Another thing: Where is your proof if you're not a wolf?

ok, your kind of screwing up the game even more, please stop quarelling with Ian

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Hes in, and Im ticked, Im still going to pound him

Arguing is an integral part of the game once you get down to accusations.

But now that you're on the chopping block you do the same thing against another "wolf".

As for my "proof", there's the defensiveness, of course. I'll admit that I do seem defensive, but really, early on in the game I was proactive in looking for wolves. I know I was the first to suspect BTG, but after looking at the other clues in the story I changed my vote.

Dark Grapefruit has only mentioned me in the story once, and that was in a scene with another supposed wolf, Rogue Leader:


You pop up with your accent and the incident with Noid's body, both of which other people have pointed out.

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Ya guys, get over it. They aren't flaming eachother, it's part of the game.

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If MikeMcG is telling the truth, than that's obnoxious cause it kinda ruins the game.