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 Post subject: Earth for Dummies... By You
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:16 am 
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Make a guide to the Earth... only completely wrong. Give a tip that's totally obvious, or not even true.

Tip #1: If you don't eat pie, you will have a massive heart attack.

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Tip #2: Always check squirrels to make sure they aren't rabid.

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#3: Chuck Norris = epic fail. Steven Segal = epic win internets get.

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#4: If its on the internets, its most likely a trap

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#5 If lungs are empty, follow these instructions.
Step one: Inhale.
Step two: Exhale.
Step three: see step one.

If lungs are full, disregard step one.

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#6 Swim in vats of toxic waste if superpowers are desired. It's a scientific fact that toxic waste + humans = super humans.


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Tip #7: Drink the Kool-Aid

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#8 Don't worry about getting hit by bullets, because they only take a few of your hit points.

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#9 always take the evil twin/clone into consideration.

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#10 Always consider that you might be the evil clone.

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#11 Stareing into the sun is not a good idea.

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#12 When you get to earth, be sure to smack everyone you see. (This is the greatest way to complement someone on earth.)

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You're playing Team Fortess 2... you are a heavy and you have two medics... you are taking out everone on the other team so easy... another medic aproaches... THEN HE TURNS INTO A SPY AND STABS YOU IN THE SPINE!
SPY PWNS ALL!
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#13: Sandwiches are for big wusses and lesser wimps. Eat airplane parts instead.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?


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#14: If you have to believe the story of a crazy hobo or a politician, trust the hobo.

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Montgomery was the best Allied commander of WWII.



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#15 Police enjoys it when you put a gun to their head


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Tip #16: The internet was not invented for porn.

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#17.) Walk around humming the Kill Bill song, you'll be invisible.

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18) When invisible, you will also be blind.

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Tip # 19: See tip # 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 for information on the show CSI: Miami.

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20. Bears are a great way of improving your wrestling with minimal injury.

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Tip #21: Don't eat anything you find on the ground. Especially not if it looks like chocolate pudding.


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Tip 22: This tip is false.

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23: OH SH- 23!!!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF!!

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?


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Tip 24. If you jump off a cliff you will turn how to fly

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Tip # 25. If you spank Teddy Grams, they will come to life and devour your neighbor's left pinky toe.


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Tip # -8 Give or take 34: Pay the person who sold you this book 50 dollars..Becauss..It will get you liked?

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Zoologist! wrote:
Tip #16: The internet was not invented for porn.


Tip #27: It sucks to be you.

Tip# 28: Everyone's a little bit racist.

Tip #29: Fantasies come true.

(get it, get it???? If not, here)


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Tip #30..I think, Learn to count past 30, Moron!

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#31: If Dewy posted it, nobody cares. /cry

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32:When you are at nowhere eat something and explode.

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