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Describe a day in a whoevers life, sentence by sentence!

It's pretty simple. You go through the whole day but your post has a 25 word limit! Once the man goes to sleep, you start all over.


So, I guess I start.

There once was a man named Bob and this is a day in his life. He wakes up to find his house has been raided.

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Sorry,Ididn't know. Mods can just lock this or something along the lines of that.

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..actually, Day in the life of Ned ended up sucking because Clan saw it fit to derail the accountants life. letsa start a new-un.

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Okay.

There once was a man named Bob and this is a day in his life. He wakes up to find his house has been raided.

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He looks around to find all of his valuable possessions stolen. A note is laying at the foot of his bed

9:00. Robert James Haffigan reads the note. It's a grocery list. Turns out he has no food.

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9:05 He decides to go shopping for edible material. He hops in his car, and drives toward the closest Wal-Mart.

9:10 - He gets to the Wal-Mart, parks his car, and walks to the store. An old man wrestles with him because Bob refused to take a sticker.

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9:13 Bob takes the old man down and slaps the sticker over his mouth and nose. The man eventually dies.

(15 - Overwhelmed with guilt he performs Cpr. Man apperantly springs back to life. Man gags Bob. Bob wakes up behind a K-Mart with a hotdob in his pocket. Mission find food accomplished! Bob sets out to find a new car.

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9:17 He runs out from behind the K-mart and onto the street. His surveys his surroundings, looking for a good car. He sees a Ferrari coming and gets ready. Right as the Ferrari passes, he jumps onto the hood and pulls the guy out through the sun window and throws him onto the road. Bob hops in the car, happy as can be.

9:30 - Bob gets two wanted stars after cutting off a cop. He flees to the nearest paintshop and exits in a new, slightly less red-and-a-little-more orange Ferrari. Bob backs out of the sprayshop and hits a pole, ruining the car. He keeps on driving anyways though, and eventually one of the doors falls off. Great Ferrari.

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9: 45

He pulls into a guns and ammo shoppe, hoping to seek revenge on the person who raided his house. He walks into the store to find a massive talking squirrel behind the counter. He starts talking to the talking rodent.

9:50 The squirrel bites him on the nose, and he has to go to the hospital for a new nose.

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10:00 arrives at hospital. Cant find the entrance.

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10 : 05
Finds entrance
The doctor replaces Bob's nose with a carrot. He earns the nicknames Snowman Boy and Jack Frost.

10:10 Bob (or whatever his name is) walks back to his house eating the food he found in his pocket meanwhile and humming some music or something.

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10 : 11 He trips on a pebble, falling through a randomly placed portal into another dimension

10:11 (since the time stopped) He gets zapped back into the same dimension cause it was getting boring there.

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10:15 - After his carrot nose falls off, Bob decides to go get a girlfriend that'll have the wedding cake on the first date. He heads over to iHop.

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10:20: On the way to iHop, he remembers that he left his fire running in his fireplace. But he continues on, knowing that by know the house will be ruins.

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10 : 25 He walks into the IHOP and sits down. A large hairy man comes to take his order.

10 : 25 He walks into the IHOP and sits down. A large hairy man comes to take his order.

10:30 - Bob gets his order. Meanwhile, some clingy purple-haired girl walks up to him and starts crying into his pancake. Bob found a girlfriend.

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10 : 31

Bob makes his move.
"Hey baby, did it hurt?"
The girl replied, "Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven"
"I'm atheist."
Bob lost a girlfreind.

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Bob soon drinks his life away, and wants to become a monk.

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10 : 46

He takes his pain to a cathedral, where he applies to become a monk.

they shaved the top of his head, but mistakenly scalped him. luckily, they missed most of his brain.

11:00: Bob decides to not become a monk, and instead goes off to find some charitable deeds to do.

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