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..and the lava seeped through the ground, making it's way to the core, which could possibly overheat...

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...and the core nearly split open, but lo and behold, Jesus appeared...

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...and decided to leave us alone because he was sick of our McDonalds food...

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[s]...holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for, they knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep. Then there came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.[/s]

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...and all of the overweight McDonald's eaters began making the Earth implode as the core grew smaller and smaller...

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..and then it just exploded. All because of a rich man.

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There was a plumber...

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...who was late to a house call...

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...so the toilet he was supposed to fix continued to back up...

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...and eventually flodded Mr. Smithangley's house...

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...so the plumber jumped into the Plunger Mobile...

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...and crashed the car into the dam...

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.......causing a froosh of water to engulf the entire town......

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...and a national disaster occured, with little response from President Smith Smitherson the Seventh....

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...who killed himself in office, so the Presidency went to...

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...his vice president, Chuck Moncheney Rubarb....

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...after dining at a gala event held by the envious Rhode Island senator, Lorn Migasteu...

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...who killed everyone else in the presidential line of succession, therefore...


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...making an election being held, all while the flooded city denizens mutate...

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...who were unable to vote due to their lack of non-ukulele'd hands...

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...and then, in anger, dcided to take it out on the rest of the world...

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...by destroying all of the cheese factories...

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...effectively shutting down every major cheese-using restaurant in the world...

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...and shutting down and destroying all the banks in the world...

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...thus causing world-wide riots and without the president America's special services cannot help any other unwanting countries...
(wtf does banks have to do with cheese?)

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...so now the whole world's bankrupt. All because a plumber was late for a house call.

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Two old men get lost in a zoo...

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