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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:32 pm ] |
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..and the lava seeped through the ground, making it's way to the core, which could possibly overheat... |
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| Author: | DS_Kid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:34 pm ] |
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...and the core nearly split open, but lo and behold, Jesus appeared... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:34 pm ] |
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...and decided to leave us alone because he was sick of our McDonalds food... |
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| Author: | DS_Kid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:41 pm ] |
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[s]...holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for, they knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep. Then there came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.[/s] Er...uh... ...and all of the overweight McDonald's eaters began making the Earth implode as the core grew smaller and smaller... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:48 pm ] |
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..and then it just exploded. All because of a rich man. NEW STORY |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:49 pm ] |
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There was a plumber... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:52 pm ] |
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...who was late to a house call... |
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| Author: | L33tsaber [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:53 pm ] |
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...so the toilet he was supposed to fix continued to back up... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:55 pm ] |
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...and eventually flodded Mr. Smithangley's house... |
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| Author: | DS_Kid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:01 pm ] |
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...so the plumber jumped into the Plunger Mobile... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:04 pm ] |
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...and crashed the car into the dam... |
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| Author: | Shadowfox [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:12 pm ] |
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.......causing a froosh of water to engulf the entire town...... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:18 pm ] |
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...and a national disaster occured, with little response from President Smith Smitherson the Seventh.... |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:19 pm ] |
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...who killed himself in office, so the Presidency went to... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:21 pm ] |
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...his vice president, Chuck Moncheney Rubarb.... |
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| Author: | Shadowfox [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:29 pm ] |
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.....who was too ignorent to worry about the dam..... |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:29 pm ] |
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...who died from polonium-210 poisoning six months later... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:34 pm ] |
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...after dining at a gala event held by the envious Rhode Island senator, Lorn Migasteu... |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:39 pm ] |
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...who killed everyone else in the presidential line of succession, therefore... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:42 pm ] |
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...making an election being held, all while the flooded city denizens mutate... |
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| Author: | DS_Kid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:04 pm ] |
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...into giant smiling flowers who play the ukulele... |
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| Author: | L33tsaber [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:22 pm ] |
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...who were unable to vote due to their lack of non-ukulele'd hands... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:42 pm ] |
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...and then, in anger, dcided to take it out on the rest of the world... |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:43 pm ] |
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...by destroying all of the cheese factories... |
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| Author: | L33tsaber [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:44 pm ] |
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...effectively shutting down every major cheese-using restaurant in the world... |
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| Author: | jastuk55 [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:45 pm ] |
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...and shutting down and destroying all the banks in the world... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:46 pm ] |
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...thus causing world-wide riots and without the president America's special services cannot help any other unwanting countries... (wtf does banks have to do with cheese?) |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:49 pm ] |
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...so now the whole world's bankrupt. All because a plumber was late for a house call. NEW STORY! |
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| Author: | jastuk55 [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:50 pm ] |
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There was a new man... |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:50 pm ] |
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Two old men get lost in a zoo... |
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