ZOG IV:
Ju Ju Master approached his zombie part of the farm, he had been growing dead crops and attracting cops for about three months or so, he took such care of his farm and plants. Why, you might say that when it came to the undead he truly had a green thumb...literally, as he stared out across the sky he saw disturbances ahead. He stood his ground, but picked up some of his fallen teeth and placed them in their proper places, within his undead gums. Ready for attack if he came near a human of some sort, turning the human into a zombie, but after a few hours or so, he decided that the chance of a human coming into a farm that was marked, ZOMBIE CROPS were entirely slim.
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Vicar netzen, was praying in silence, on his knees, that god would spare this dismal town from overpowerment, and he was simply in thought. He wondered what would happen as zoon as a zombie had bit him, he knew that zombies were rather unholy and would rather commit suicide of some sort. Netzen gazed out onto the stained glass window, depicting a man in a coonskin cap, with his mighty boot stamped on the devil, and the words under it read 'Who is da man?!? I AM I AM!!'. It took a few minutes surprisingly before he realized that it was the doing of punk teenagers, they had spraypainted over the real text which was 'They don't call it 'man'kind for nothing. He grabbed a sponge and bucket, and started to scrub such filth off of the holiest of windows, and then this thought came to him 'How could such rascals get into my church which has been locked up?' Then his holy shoes kicked up a floor tile, which uncovered a hole, curious as the Vicar was, he climbed into it, and tumbled into the path it led.
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"CODE RED! CODE RED! I SENSE ZOMBIES A FOOT MAN!!" Shadowfox was of course communicating over walkie talkie, with his other soldier buddie, Dewy, as they had departed from one another, Dewy had wandered into the office building and sensed that he was in danger. He had contacted Shadowfox to retrieve backup, which sadly enough, was only buhubs, after that the transmission had died, and now, the fox was searching frantically for Dewy. Screaming things into his walkie talkie, he did not his shoes were untied, as soon as he slipped, he tripped over his laces and started rolling down the street. Picking up momentum, twirling mud around, before finally at the end of the street he landed, stood up, and saw the docks before him. Two Zombies stood at the end of the docks, they seemed to be scheming, talking suspiciously, they turned around and saw the soldier standing before them, the first one said 'Don't worry, with the two of us we can beat him!' Unfortunately, the other zombie had already swam out to do his bidding, and one zombie stood alone to face the soldier.
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The local Mall stood deserted inside, but close figures were approaching on the outside, Eggs was walking into the mall to ransack the gap, maybe target, and without a doubt, WAL*MART. He pushed open the glass doors that kept him from the stores, but he did not see the thing that was rising out of the plants from the nearby and was simply peering through. He ran into the deserted stores and nailed the glass doors shut, hoping that the zombie would be prevented from coming in. Eggs ran across the tiled floor, and stopped, said to himself "As long as I stand in this one particular spot, nothing can happen to me." Just as he said that, the tile he was standing on lifted vigorously, launching him to the doors at the front. Eggs looke back and saw Vicar netzen who said "So that's how these rascals get to the windows!" Suddenly the doors burst, and with all his zombie might, dripping wet, there stood the zombie who had just swam from the docks...Askingforachallenge!
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Al Capone II, stood alone at the edge of the docks, facing Shadowfox the soldier, he was a gangster al was, and twice as deadly, he said "Okay, go ahead and kill me, like I care!" And of course Shadowfox took no hesitation, he charged his gun and shot the zombie, killing just one of the living dead. Shadowfox glanced to his right, and saw Dewy approaching, and said "Dude! Where were you? I thought I was going to have to call buhubs!" Dewy replied "Chillax dude, I was ordering a cheeseburger at the office building...uh...don't ask."
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The challenge man approached closer and closer, Eggs pleaded for sparing, saying "No, NO, NO, NO THE VICAR!!!!!!!!!!!!" But the zombie didn't listen,
no, not because he was missing an ear, no, it was because zombies hardly care about anything. Well, except for biting people, converting them into zombies, so challenge sunk his teeth into the skin of Did he sell eggs and his victim rose, turning green, teeth seperating, maybe rotting faster than people would expect. Ju Ju Master approached and said "I started to hear commotion, did anything happen?" and challenge replied "No, one more has joined, unfortunately Al Capone II couldn't survive."
And then there was silence.
Recap:
Askingforachallenge killed Did he sell eggs?
Did he sell eggs? is now a zombie
Shadowfox shot Al Capone II
Al Capone II is now dead
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EDIT:yeah, I felt like making the zombies pink, do you really care?
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