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Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:39 am ]
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The game is simple: You'll learn as it goes along.Basically you tell me what to do and I will tell what happens. I'm the computer and you guys are the players. If I get bored of being the computer then tell you guys and someone else of my choice will be the computer. Let's Start:

You are in a room with a box in it. Obvious exits are:
North
Window (South)

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:39 am ]
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Go through the window.

Author:  Rusty [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:39 am ]
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pound the box with your face.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:43 am ]
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You go through the window. You are outside. There are two houses to the right and left and a strange squirrel beside a tree.

Author:  Exhibit A [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:44 am ]
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Examine squirrel.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:46 am ]
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It's annoyed by your examining technique and mauls you.

Author:  Rusty [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:52 am ]
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Accept the mauling and let it continue.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:53 am ]
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You are losing blood. You might want to make it stop before you pass out.
(EDIT/00C: I'm going to be tonight. Keep on posting crap to see that I have a variety to choose from!)

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:20 am ]
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Take off shirt and tie it around wound to stop bleeding.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:09 am ]
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Then, make a healthy smoothie to restore HP.

Author:  homerstarrun70fireboy [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:50 pm ]
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>Chinamen.

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:19 pm ]
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>Inject

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:02 pm ]
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IantheGecko wrote:
Take off shirt and tie it around wound to stop bleeding.


Done. Suddenly a man walks up to you asking to if you want to buy a NES.
Will you accept?
>Yes
>No
>Steal it!

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:06 pm ]
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Mystical fourth option, kick 'em in the chest and run.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:23 pm ]
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You kick him in the chest and run. But where will you run?
>Left on the sidewalk
>Right on the sidewalk
>Neighbor's house
>[RANDOM!]

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:26 pm ]
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>Back, beat up man some more

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:33 pm ]
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You run back and beat him up some more, but then he punches you back! You are in a fight!



YOU VS. NES SALESMAN


Your HP://// His HP:///

What will you do?
>FIGHT
>ITEMS
>THROW PLASTIC BALL
>FLEE!

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:36 pm ]
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Pick up that NES and bash it against his skull until the red water leaks.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:51 pm ]
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::[NES]:::
:::::@::::
::::\|/:::
::::/:\:::
:@--<--<:
:::::::::::

YOU WIN!
YOU OBTAINED BLOODY NES!
BLOODY NES ADDED TO YOUR ITEMS!

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:48 am ]
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Go get a SoBe.

Author:  Simon Zeno [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:47 am ]
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Contemplate the infinite.

Author:  MikeMcG [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:56 am ]
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Develop a knack for flying.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:52 am ]
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Rob somebody.

Author:  Shadowfox [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:22 pm ]
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>Look around

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:51 pm ]
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Grand larceny.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:08 pm ]
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Shadowfox wrote:
>Look around


::::-----:::::::::::::-----:::
:::|000|:::::::::::|000|::
:::|000|::::@:::::|000|::
:::|000|:::/|\::::|000|::
:::|000|::::/\:::::|000|::
There's two houses.

Author:  LordQuackingstick [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:48 pm ]
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Clean the NES.

Author:  Rusty [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:19 pm ]
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DOUBLE HOMICIDE

Author:  The Noid [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:47 am ]
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Vandalize the statue in town hall.

Author:  Shadowfox [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:00 am ]
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>Light newspaper and throw at house.

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