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Thats right folks, after quite a while the Game Of Death (GOD) returns. Some of you may remember it from the last time around (during the days of auto pruning).

The object of the game is simple enough, I post a scenario and you post how you would kill me in said scenario. The catch however is that the scenarios will be impractical and in some cases will seem impossible.

You must use your wits in this game to try and outsmart me in this game as I will use every aspect of your wording to either save myself and kill you. You have to think logically but also realize that in some cases logic does not apply.

1 point is awarded for a successful kill. Also, if you are under the status DEAD you can sacrifice one kill to be revived. As in, when posting your next answer you state that you would like to be alive again and instead of a point you get the ALIVE status again.

Scoring works as follows (if there were 4 people playing):



I will keep an up to date score board throughout the game. The winner is the person to first reach 20 points under the ALIVE status. If more than one person reach 20 and ALIVE at the same time then play continues until one person is the leader without any ties.

Ready? Go.

Score Board

Ju Ju Master - ALIVE - 1
Color Printer - ALIVE - 0
DS_Kid - ALIVE - 0
The Noid - ALIVE - 0
Rogue Leader - DEAD - 1

Everyone Else - ALIVE - 0

Puzzles: (Old puzzles in italics)

Puzzle 3:
Knowing that I exist kills you (hint:use your wording to suggest that you dont know who I am). However, if I see you you also die. Kill me.

Puzzle Two:
I am a free man in canada. Your are a prisoner in china. Kill me.

Puzzle One:
I am walking down the street with full body guards and a bullet proof vest. Kill me.

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I will sit in an abandoned warehouse nearby while friends carry out planned gunfight below me. You and your guards run away, but I shoot the bullet at your head and it is thought to be a stray bullet.

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Yes! I loved this game.


I hire four people to drive in armored vehicles towards you and your guards from the streets you're on or near until you're pinned and/or run over. While this is happening, bribed police officers form blockades with their cars and will shoot at your guards and unprotected parts of your body if the armored cars don't happen to hit you. As a last resort, I am hundreds of feet in the air in a helicopter capable of firing several missiles towards all of you.

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I have rigged a trap in the sidewalk at in intersection. I'm watching from somewhere nearby via a secret camera on the lamp post. But I can still see you, and I'm still in shooting range of you. When you stop at the intersection, I will press a button on a remote, which will cause a hidden bomb underneath the sidewalk to explode, killing you all.

And if that doesn't work, I'll just take you out with a sniper rifle shot to the head.

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I hire 5 jet pilots to repeatedly drop bombs on you and your general vicinity.

(Also, if you're dead and have 0 points, will you have to go into the negatives to get out?)

Can you rephrase that in any way?

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Yeah, looking back on that it doesn't make much sense.

Normally, if you're dead, you have to spend one of your points to become alive again. What happens if you have 0 points?

I understood your question. Of course, I read the rules like 45 seconds ago.

You dont give up your current points, you give up the point you would get for your next kill if you post that you want to when you post your answer. I will post example and give first round scores when Im not posting on my wii.

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LDP



Unfortunately one of your friends accidentally shoots early alerting us to the gunfight and my guards surround me as we escape before we get close enough to the warehouse for a 'stray' bullet to hit me. And the gunfight kills half your friends, how will you live with yourself now?

ALIVE - 0 points



My guards take the hits of the first few cars and bullets as I escape through the sewers.

ALIVE - 0 points



Because I have guards some of them are walking several paces in front of me. They trigger the trap first killing them while sparing me, as the cloud of dust settles the remaining guards cover my head so that no one can get a clear shot and they drag me out of the street.

ALIVE - 0 points



Well, we hear them coming but cant stop them so I do die, along with hundreds of others.

ALIVE - 1 point

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I would negotiate with my captors that I will serve a term of life imprisonment and I will give full closure of any knowledge they need to know in exchange for your assassination.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

Hey, it got the job done

I'll have to think about his next one...

It turns out that we are actually distant relatives, and we have always wanted to meet eachother. You know that the crime that I did was not committed by me, but by my twin-brother, and that my sentence is almost up.

After going through the remaining weeks of imprisonment, I travel to Canada legally. Here, we meet up in a glorious party, and as nobody is looking, I place a bomb underneath the sink and padlock the little sink door shut (whatever the thing is called).

With the party over with, you walk me out the door, where I hop into my car and drive a few blocks down the road. I detonate the bomb, drive back to the house, and start letting loose with an Uzi at anything other than the flames that moves.


Story time is over with, you spoiled kidlets.

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Ok, they agree, and end up killing me. However, there definition of life imprisonment is execution. DEAD - 1 point.



One of my now drunk guest stumbles into the room with the sink and proceeds to break the tap causing the room to flood. This causes the bomb to short circuit and not work. It also forces everyone out of the house and when the fire fighters stop the water they discover the water clogged bomb and arrest you. Thus you must now serve in Canadian jail.
ALIVE - 0 points

CURENT LEADER: Ju Ju Master

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Hey, you say I have one point in the above post, but the first post says I have none. I am a bit confused.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

My bad. Ill fix it.

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Actually, in the last post, he said you have negative one point.

EDIT: Oh wait... that's just a hyphen.

I am an android that has been, and will continue to be, in development for 100 more years inside a top-secret, underground, heavily guarded, earthquake- and bomb-proof laboratory. The people that I see are the only ones that I know exist. Since you are currently seventeen years old, and since long-life food isn't part of your main diet, you have no chance of living for when I'm released into the world. Oh, and there won't be any "Live-Forever" things released during your lifetime, nor will you have the education to develop something as sophisticated as me.

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Ooh, this one is tricky.

Only plan I have is toss a grenade in a crowd but that's home to several flaws so I'll say quiet this round.

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I am a hired assassin whose job is to kill the CEO of a company. I rig explosives on the support beams of the office towers, where he and several thousand office workers toil, in the middle of the night, with no one seeing me. When I am over 300 miles away, I detonate the explosives, killing the CEO, all his workers, and a pizza delivery boy (you), who I knew nothing about, who was delivering pizza to one of the workers on the upper floor.

EDIT: My bad. I forgot, may I please use my point to bring me back to life?

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!