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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:02 am 
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It's the dark and bleak Forum Co., where downsizing is a regular activity, and nobody knows what they're actually doing. Your task? To hire or fire the employee the previous poster has given you.

So...let the bleakness begin...

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THESE THUMBTACKS!

Hire or Fire?

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oh definite fire, not enough non primary colors or injury



Finnish Master in Chief, Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim, Hire or Fire?

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Fire the finnish!

The letter 5!

Hire or Fire?

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I'm hiring him. 5 is such a ubiquitous number.

That sock missing a mate.

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Hire, leftism is a goal for thousands

a 1998 gateway comp. whith a microphone and laggy internet support, fire or hire?

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In that movie Cat in The Hat wrote:
YOU'RE FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Old computers suck.

i present: Big Bird!

Hire or Fire?

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Fire. No credibility, he's a big distraction and I don't want our company to have to deal with the moulting.

Mitch Hedberg? HIRE OR FIRE?


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I would hire him, so he could celebrate the 5th year anniversary of me asking him the question, "What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?".

A guy with 2 monocles.

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Fire. He should just get glasses and quit trying to impress people.

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Fire. I don't want anyone smarter than me in the office.

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FIRED. Him, in the Conservatory, with the Wrench.

That guy who sat behind you in math three years ago.

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Fired, Its sounds to much like General Custard, which was in the 2nd worst videogame ever made


a jack of spades, Hire of FIre?

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Hire! He has BDP for his hero theme music.

Porkchop Sammich.

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fire, who says "sammich" in reality?

fire or hire? a 7up flavored cream cake

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Fired. Too disgusting.

By the way: No one says samich.

Hire or Fire: Senor Cardgage?


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Hire! He'll help us get a leg up on the pile!

Hire or fire: Snape Kills Dumpledore!

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Hire. You know what this company needs? More sharks! Sharks kill and killers are therefore sharks. If this company is filled up to the top with goldfish after goldfish then we are so out of luck.

Hire or Fire: A fifty percent increase in profit.


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Fire: Bleakness, bleakness does not include LARGE SUMS OF MONEY!

Hire or Fire?: A spolier about the half-blood prince book, posted by didymus. (thankfully, I finished that book before coming here).

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fire, Harry Potter is a distraction


fire or hire, any person with the name Lemule

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Fire. The jokes are just not worth it.

Fire or Hire: A plastic slinky 8D

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Fire! All they do is walk down stairs, alone or in pairs, and make a slinkity sound.

Hire or fire: Willie Nelson.

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Hire, but that's only because we've had a lot of firing so far.

Kang and Kodos: Hire or Fire?

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Hire. They've proven their worth time and time again.

People who pronounce cockroach with an a in the middle, hire or fire?

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hire. its fun to make fun of them.

lewis and clark: hire or fire?


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fire, they will discover nothing new in this concrete jungle


fire or hire, the TWG: Night 5. No more speculation about the accent. thread?

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Fire! They killed me off!

Bennedetto (or whats left of)

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Hire! Bennedetto! Don't you die on me!

The mario party series: hire or fire?


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fire, there is already 8 wich have basicly changed very little

hire or fire, your printer

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Hire, we need one a those.

The wooden lion on my desk, hire or fire?

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Fire hazard! So fire!

Serious inc.'s recently downsized public relations division in charge of pacific coast relations?

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