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This is kinda like the Search Google for the Person Above You thread.

Except it's different.

This thread uses this website instead of Google. The idea is simple - search for your name (or your pet's/roommate's/mom's maiden/any other name) and show us what comes up. Feel free to annotate it with commentary, too.

Note!
Googlism has an occasional tendency to return rather explicit sentence fragments, especially if you run a search for a girl's name. It's probably in everyone's best interest if you omit the pr0n when you show us what comes up for you.

I'll go first. My comments are in brackets.

zephyr is for sale at
[ at where? AT WHERE? HOW MUCH? WHY DON'T PEOPLE TELL ME THESE THINGS? ]
zephyr is pure quality
[ you know it, baby. o_o ]
zephyr is an artistic collective of twelve singers
[ THERE'S TWELVE OF ME NOW? We better not be cheap... ]
zephyr is a cutting
[ MACHINE, baby ]
zephyr is an odd mass of color among gray shops and the metra train line
[ i'm so unique ]
zephyr is one of the rarest date
[ Told you I was spesho ]
zephyr is one of 200 boy scouts without a troop nationwide
[ ...I'm a /girl./ D: Of course I'm not in a Boy Scout troop. ]
zephyr is "closed
[ for renovation" ]
zephyr is the use of radial tyres
[ I'm what, now? D: ]
zephyr is a nice place to watch a game
[ What am I, a Teletubby? }
zephyr is the wonderful
[ wonderful wonderful wonderful me ]
zephyr is underground
[ I'M DEAD TOO? D: ]
zephyr is not actually capable of doing this completely
[ yes I am! *cry* ]
zephyr is above you
[ DON'T. MOVE. A MUSCLE. ]
zephyr is owned by roger s
[ what? WHAT? WHEN WAS I PURCHASED? And who is this 'Roger' person? ]
zephyr is an internet
[ I'm one of the internets now? D: ]
zephyr is indispensable
[ you know it o_o ]
zephyr is now available on the web in two formats
[ Regular and Decaf ]
zephyr is a true legend
[ the one and only ]
zephyr is scaring me here
[ BWAHAHAHAHAHA ]
zephyr is a solid driver that is equipped with a v
[ I has a V. ]
zephyr is the perfect q
[ I is a Q? ]
zephyr is advertised around $130
[ I'm worth more than that! ]
zephyr is also known for having caused the death of a handsome spartan prince
[ I'M INNOCENT I TELLS YA ]

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dan is gone
Can't they see me? I'm right here!
dan is an really cool artist
Thank you for the am really badly grammar.!
dan is moving
Good luck movin' up, cuz I'm movin' out...
dan is an idiot
YesIAmAnIdiot.
dan is having fun
Except not really.
dan is done
*Castlevania player loss music*
dan is abbreviated as d q1
Yes, but only during q1
dan is mad
More like, "dam is mad"
dan is
dan is what? dan is done? or dan is moving? or I am a vampire and here's your own spaceship?

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matt is so hot
thank you
matt is a romulan
WHO TOLD YOU!?
matt is a puzzle game in which the player must guide the eponymous hero around each level to collect all the apples
um.... what the pfargtl?
matt is your typical 15 year old boy
Seriously that is creepy, how'd they know I'm 15
matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt in montana where his brother and another man thought to be him was killed
shhh.. I'm trying to keep a low profile
matt is still at large
see now look what you did
matt is a critic
yes I am, and that comment sucked

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

snork is so oud as wat slaap self is
snork is currently in new york
snork is mike
snork is connected to because
snork is connected to the following things
snork is
snork is an orc
snork is too
snork is rumoured to
snork is the navigator of the
snork is named jenny
snork is finished with
snork is het platenlabel
snork is an attack against windows nt rpc service
snork is one of the valleys' more intelligent inhabitants
snork is an animal found only in hunter's point
snork is used
snork is coke or
snork is now standing up to his full height
snork is now living on the gold coast in the state of queensland with a new life
snork is now 318lbs @50 days
snork is growing on
snork is the sound of my head hitting the desk when it's full to the brim with mucus
snork is not on compile classpath what we could do is
snork is a planetary
snork is a snoring sound effect
snork is available for your perusal
snork is that wonderful sound one makes in one's nose when laughing uncontrollably
snork is my snork
snork is australian and new zealand slang for a baby
snork is an older vulnerability and works only on pre
snork is an example
snork is ranked 185 and has played for 1h3m in 14 days
snork is ranked 278 and has played for 5h21m in 50 days
snork is an inconveniance
snork is mol'boj vzglyanula na nego iz
snork is ranked 71 and has played for 1h29m in 14 days real name
snork is a lot more fun than you'd think
snork is a real nutjob
snork is molxboj vzglyanula na nego iz

it's all so true

i think i found jesus

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I like the bold ones.

dewy is a music lover; he just has to climb onto the keyboard and walk up and down while i'm trying to play
dewy is good
dewy is mistys daughter
dewy is my little brother
dewy is the only person who lives in the old faa site of farewell station
dewy is singing recalls the kinship between human life and the seasons
dewy is walking
dewy is situated in the community education center
dewy is tatum's brother and deputy of the town
dewy is loaded into the ambulance
dewy is comfortable in his home at the shelter
dewy is so competitive
dewy is the last of a litter of 5 and has some special con
dewy is generally regarded as the father of progressive education
dewy is a first freshener
dewy is very sweet
dewy is so tactful
dewy is concerned about the hams and sides of bacon which
dewy is presumed kidnapped and weeks later is pumed out with the sewage
dewy is of this kind
dewy is the cockatiel and math and spelling are the gerbils
dewy is a famous functionalist who used this theory in looking for ways to improve education
dewy is best
dewy is max factor's whipped cream foundation
dewy is in the house looking for the killer on the tv is halloween
dewy is on set as a technical advisor
dewy is the computer that i currently use
dewy is the key to great summer skin
dewy is a modern dormitory style facility
dewy is a consultant on the set of stab 3
dewy is cool
dewy is running late for his own wedding
dewy is still draggin' a leg behind him
dewy is lebesgue vacationer
dewy is for myke in case they get bored and wanna talk and be stupid
dewy is working tons of hours too
dewy is going to bombard manila to morrow and
dewy is doing some
dewy is the thought about washing with cold water
dewy is very athletic
dewy is taking good care of her
dewy is the retention of water in the horny layer
dewy is a red roan like his daddy
dewy is played by
dewy is gone
dewy is the only source capable of supplying these parts accurately and simultaneously with the generator set delivery
dewy is to be eliminated
dewy is $390
dewy is excited about getting to go to his uncles work
dewy is nearly hit by a car
dewy is
dewy is the only fixed rabbit
dewy is a lady thai whose life story is simply amazing
dewy is the main system studied
dewy is not a good loser
dewy is involved in initiatives likely to help knoxville and distance
dewy is that?" eschewal wide
dewy is now a security guard at sid's college
dewy is analogical when spenglerian
dewy is the morning in
dewy is just prettier
dewy is our "unofficial" video man for all the sober activities around the country
dewy is nun a
dewy is one gay son of a bi***
dewy is as pink as that guy
dewy is pretty cool
dewy is a young man
dewy is’ tones its lost some of their femininity’
dewy is god
dewy is nellie
dewy is so cute

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The highlights:

spork is give yourself 200 geek points
spork is connected to the following things
(the head bone, the neck bone, the knee bone...)
spork is connected to because
spork is the bane of all things that are considered eating utensils
spork is important
(darn right!)
spork is completed
spork is going on hiatus until finals are over
spork is done entirely improvisationally
spork is saving plastic
(al gore is my homie)
spork is © emily s
(einoo does not approve.)
spork is also a meat
spork is a one
spork is still getting it up and down from tricky places and cheerfully helping her students do the same
spork is a noun
spork is
(how very zen)
spork is here
spork is a funny word if you keep saying it
spork is currently a teaching professional at the monterey country club in palm desert
spork is too
spork is the word
(the bird is the word!)
spork is to retrieve all of that
spork is my little doggie
spork is brilliant at computer security and he also does black & white photography and makes the occasional pot on a wheel he bought when they thought he was
(...and he also did all the painting in our house and have you tried his green bean casserole? it's delicious and he even invites us to his christmas party every year, which is always fantastic, we're so grateful...)
spork is a device poor people use to drag gray gruel out of styrofoam at kfc
spork is an amusing little text adventure featuring simple graphics
spork is the society for promoting otaku related kneeds
spork is everything nick said
spork is a hottie tara's got a web crush
(could you introduce me to this tara?)
spork is that dinky little plastic gizmo they give you to eat your takeaway chinese with that is too small to get a decent mouthful and too weak
spork is a tool designed by satan
(>_>)
spork is dedicated to doing reciprocal spying on people who join tips or citizen corps
spork is the ticket
spork is the anti
spork is moving in for the kill
spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence
(it has 3 prongs... and it's made of plastic... and... actually i didn't really think this through)
spork is an rp
spork is a freelance writer/photographer and founder of ivy vine
spork is chief investment officer
spork is? 4
spork is pretty interesting
(couldn't have put it better myself!)

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I only used the funny ones. Anyway, I used my real name.

mike is okay but …
But what?
mike is a highly professional photographer with more than 20 years experience and over 500 weddings completed
I also do birthday parties.
mike is best?
The funny thing is it's a question.
mike is elected president
W00T!
mike is a politician
I am not a crook!
mike is great
No comment.
mike is on a role
Really? Oh, I'm on a muffin
mike is the kind of successful
I'm the good kind of successful.
mike is dead
Miss him, miss him, miss him.

patrik is its androgynous aphrodisiac extraordinaire
...wait, what?
patrik is patrik
Duh?
patrik is dum and i mean dum as in brain activity wise


my pants is lost
Come here my pants!
my pants is of course up for debate
Hmm, long pants or short pants?
my pants is a miracle
Uhm... how so?
my pants is my home
What, big fat circus tent pants or something?
my pants is wet
Oopsie...

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Shwoo yet.

So I did it the hard way, and Googled "Shwoo is".

shwoo is a pain pill
shwoo is trusted by:. none yet.
SHWOO is offline Offline.
SHWOO is an unknown quantity at this point.
Shwoo is indeen an awesome name.
Shwoo is now..not on as much.
Shwoo is right.
shwoo is my word.
Shwoo is pretty!
shwoo is a little inside thing, I love you baby!
Shwoo is happy with that.
shwoo is that?
shwoo is MY joke.
shwoo is soooo funny!
shwoo is hahaha.

About five of those were actually about me. How many people have shwoo as an inside joke word, anyway?

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Google doesn't know about stupendous yet, so I did my real name

stephen is 6ft under but his killers can laugh and
stephen is looking for her father
stephen is stoned after making the final appeal to the nation
stephen is consecrated deacon by carpaccio
stephen is the epitomy of my lust
stephen is a dad
stephen is the man
stephen is a 6th grade student at martin sortun elementary
stephen is
stephen is still king
stephen is casting his spell
stephen is just too easy
stephen is 6ft under but his killers can laugh and drink' the grief and bitterness felt by the mother of stephen lawrence is still keeping her struggle for
stephen is 6ft under but his killers can laugh and drink' the
stephen is a dumbdumb
stephen is coming
stephen is speaking of the assembly of the israelites at sinai
stephen is consecrated deacon
stephen is lost
stephen is my one and only
stephen is a member of working title playwrights atlanta
stephen is reviews
stephen is currently planning a us tour in march/april with possible european and japanese dates to follow
stephen is away
stephen is situated on the international boundary between new brunswick
stephen is a considerable market town
stephen is located in south western new brunswick
stephen is 44 years old (try 30 yours younger)
stephen is casting his spell over people of the hunter
stephen is a member of greenpeace; fabian society; liberty; amnesty; child poverty action group and gmb/apex
stephen is at the head of the beautiful eden valley and at 600ft is the highest town on the eden river
stephen is king of genre
stephen is 6ft under but his killers can laugh and drink' stephen is currently planning a us tour in march/april with possible european and japanese dates to (not)
stephen is widely published online at xbiz
stephen is now in his sixth year as vicar of christ church (LOL)
stephen is well established in the early verses of the sixth chapter of acts
stephen is currently increasing his involvement in education to broaden development of principle
stephen is also an active member of "save mount diablo
stephen is an island
stephen is one of the very few who is able to read you accurately and in
stephen is an internationally recognised intuitive counsellor and consultant with an active practice with thousands of clients worldwide
stephen is a store based on intrinsic value
stephen is a leading light in the use of operant conditiong
stephen is connected directly or indirectly with the severe teachings of the heretic novatus
stephen is following in his father's footsteps (no. I don't want to teach math, thanks tho)
stephen is also an author and video producer
stephen is a proud member of the mystery writers of america
stephen is young
stephen is the hero of portrait of the artist as a young man
stephen is seeking to replace a retiring general surgeon
stephen is a results driven individual with a natural talent for solving problems
stephen is an attractive northern market town on the banks of the river eden
stephen is currently working on another osprey book from their men at arms series
stephen is now firmly established in the uk wine and food writers' firmament
stephen is an award
stephen is noticeably very keen to make and reiterate the point that the icra believes in protecting kids and free speech and is against using legislation to
stephen is shadow treasurer and shadow minister for small business
stephen is his wife christine (ouch. I didn't know I was married)
stephen is often quoted as saying we should all keep asking questions
stephen is a perennial grouch as well
stephen is well aware of his hypocrisy
stephen is muddling his task to prove his own genius
stephen is currently tasked to drive the organizational development of both the ministry of national development as well as the various government agencies
stephen is a knowledgeable
stephen is a mystic and a philosopher
stephen is right not to want it openly revealed
stephen is a member of the w3c math working group and a principal writer of the mathml recommendation for mathematics on the web
stephen is the sexiest actor
stephen is nonetheless honest and hardworking
stephen is there
stephen is squareone's trickster and maverick philosopher of exploratory learning and
stephen is not allowed
stephen is asked to produce more unusual requests
stephen is the provider of all local government legal advice to lgaq
stephen is pursuing the pinotage tradition but now there's a new clone
stephen is a romantic who daydreams of swashbuckling heroes and virginal heroines
stephen is conveniently located with access to major cites in new brunswick and the new england states
stephen is well qualified to help clients achieve their financial goals
stephen is a 14 year old student from quesnel (this one is actually close; I am 14, but not from quesnel)
stephen is the first texan since 1983 to bring the title back to texas
stephen is the 2
stephen is taken to bristol castle and held prisoner
stephen is still somewhat shy about his painting as he did not study the medium and has no
stephen is accused of blasphemous

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Somm-1 yet.
[ And the government would like it to stay that way. ]

My full name doesn't work! What a load of crap!

[Ath-a-late] is the muffin girl
Drat! There goes my secret identity.
[Ath-a-late] is back
Oh, yeah!
[Ath-a-late] is a sexy beast
Well, DUH.
[Ath-a-late] is now at week 23
...without eating ice cream. Oh, how I suffer.
[Ath-a-late] is a wanderer
Truth.
[Ath-a-late] is flattered by the attention
Double Truth.
[Ath-a-late] is a 14
*sniff* *feels fat*
[Ath-a-late] is wearing blue and white stripes
On her socks.
[Ath-a-late] is now available for home video
With over six hours of bonus footage!
[Ath-a-late] is surprised
I am?
[Ath-a-late] is currently recording a solo album
Crap. There goes my surprise.

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I decided to try it with the nickname I've been using on the Interwebs for about five years now...

tarny is in his prime and is eligble for free agency this year
[ Free agency? Hot da--...I'm not a guuuuy D: ]
tarny is indeed back
[ back again. tarny's back. tell a friend. ]
tarny is going to need something stronger than root beer
[ yeah, how about real beer...nah just kidding i'm too young and beer is gross anyway ]
tarny is the "print
[ the what? ]
tarny is pregnant
[ WHAT? O_O WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS ANYMORE? ]
tarny is chris greaves on the internet
[ Who is this Chris Greaves person? D: ]

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the noid is copyright of will vinton studios
'k, long as I get my Christmas bonus.
the noid is not forgotten
NEVAR FORGET
the noid is an advertisement ploy for domino's pizza
Wrong he's apperantly a personal attack on Kenneth Lamarr Noid or something.
the noid is every pizza lover's nightmare
Of course I am, I eat the cheese first!
the noid is
a sexy beast. Madlibs are fun.
the noid is and what makes him so special
Coo'. Waitwhat...
the noid is a little claymation figure done up in portland by will vinton's little gnome community of stop motion animators
God is in Portland!?!
the noid is my favorite character ever
Well you're pretty nice yerself.
the noid is wearing yellow trunks
My swimming trunks are orange.
the noid is upheld
Sure.
the noid is a part of us all
I represent the fibula.
the noid is up against
The Trix Rabbit, probably.
the noid is "there is"
the noid is the helping verb plus the ing verb
the noid is a detective named frank
the noid is as big a mystery to those of us who were with domino's as it was to the
the noid is prepared
the noid is required to be filed within 14 days of notice of return to work
the noid is a fun game <rsdrache
the noid is the clients network interface
the noid is up
the noid is a # 4 and the one at the plate is a # 3 cc
the noid is cool the
the noid is issued
the noid is the network package for the client

All of those do not match this one that apperantly is talking about me.

the noid is a prolific poster of complete gibberish to many diverse newsgroups and shows

I'm honored, I guess.

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wesley is a multi
Wuuuuut?
wesley is located
THE WORLD SHALL NEVER KNOW!! MWAHAHA!!
wesley is an outstanding dutch guinea who is gentle and quiet
This is just plain weird.
wesley is the sexiest man on daytime
YOU BETCHA! *wink*
wesley is speechless
...
wesley is the 1
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!
wesley is a world
A world of WONDAH!!!
wesley is signed to the punk label alternative tentacles
RAWK ON!
wesley is a sensitive
A sensitive what? OOOH! A sensitive. I can see ghosts, dawg!
wesley is having a psychological problems
You're having grammar problems. Or you're Italian.
wesley is intrigued by the possibility that it might be a viking corpse
I'm leaving now... And give me back my horned helmet!

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