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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in

Author:	Chris Bad [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:14 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents

Author:	Chris Bad [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:42 pm ]
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I liked this so I'm trying to bring it back Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves

Author:	Sloshy [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:40 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth

Author:	DIZZYZAP478 [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:34 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of

Author:	Sloshy [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:50 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all

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Author:	Chris Bad [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:02 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most

Author:	this-guy [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:19 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate

Author:	Sloshy [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:58 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying

Author:	MettanAtem [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:53 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics

Author:	Sloshy [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:35 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be

Author:	longo2guns [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:44 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium.

Author:	I Choose You Cheatachu [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:52 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out

Author:	Sloshy [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:24 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was

Author:	this-guy [ Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:50 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started

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Author:	Sloshy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:30 am ]
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this-guy wrote: Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that

Author:	I Choose You Cheatachu [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:51 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross

Author:	Sloshy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:53 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found

Author:	Sloshy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:06 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of

Author:	this-guy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:07 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well.

Author:	Sloshy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:22 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese.

Author:	this-guy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:52 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon

Author:	Sloshy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:23 pm ]
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this-guy wrote: Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in

Author:	iand93 [ Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:21 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of

Author:	Sloshy [ Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:40 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers.

Author:	Biscuithead [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:11 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers. However, these particular underdrawers

Author:	Sloshy [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:12 am ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers. However, these particular underdrawers were far too diggity.

Author:	silent wulf [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:04 pm ]
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork. "I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody." "I'm doing this to release my emotional pain" "Well... allright." said fork. Then, Mr. Knife appeared Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?" Everyone died. The end. Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers. However, these particular underdrawers were far too diggity to catch a moon