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Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:26 am ]
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Based off something from MAD Magazine. I'll just explain it using an example, if that's alright.

BOBERT: Happiness is a nice, cool glass of Melonade!

LORETTA: Misery is a nice, cool glass of pee.
Happiness is finishing all your homework quickly!

And it goes on like that. Fairly straightforward.

Happiness is getting a present for your birthday!

Author:  Somm-1 [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:54 am ]
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Misery is getting spanked for your birthday.

Happiness is [s]like a box of chocolates[/s] XBox Live.

Author:  weer5e [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:04 pm ]
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misery is like gamecube live

happiness is like the game of checkers

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:28 pm ]
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Misery is Russian Roulette.

Happiness is a delicious dinner!

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:17 pm ]
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Misery is cleaning up all the dishes afterward.

Happiness is a nice cup of coffee.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:20 pm ]
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Misery is a nice cup of lard.


Happiness is a Metallica concert.

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:24 pm ]
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Misery is a Rick Astley concert.

Happiness is a blueberry pie.

Author:  nix shadow [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:48 pm ]
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Misery Is Dirt Pie.

Happiness is playing halo 2.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:53 pm ]
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Misery is playinbg Halo 2.


Happiness is winning the lottery.

Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:32 pm ]
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Misery is winning The Lottery


Happiness is a warm gun
(just to get that out of the way)

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:34 pm ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote:
Misery is winning The Lottery
Win, place and show.

Misery is being shot with a gun.


Happiness is sex(someone was going to say that sooner or later).

Author:  weer5e [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:46 am ]
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Misery is like relativly every moment of not sex


Happiness is like the beauty in nature

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:58 am ]
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Misery is like the poison ivy you accidentally wipe your bottom with while you had to go take a crap when you were exploring the beauty of nature.

Happiness is like sleeping in a soft bed.

Author:  this-guy [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:01 am ]
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Misery is like sleeping on Pluto.

Happiness is like not being anorexic!

Author:  Color Printer [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:19 am ]
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Misery is being as anorexic as Barbie.

Happiness is like a weekend.

Author:  Dewy [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:34 am ]
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Color Printer wrote:
Misery is being as anorexic as Barbie.

Happiness is like a weekend.


Misery is like Tuesday.

Happiness is like AIDS.

Author:  this-guy [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:31 am ]
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Misery is like Internet Explorer.

Happiness is like the smell of a flower?

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:59 pm ]
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Misery is the scent of a rafflesia (sp?).

Happiness is delicious cake!

Author:  this-guy [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:40 am ]
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Misery is Athens!

Happiness is an accordion in a Weird Al song.

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:13 am ]
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Misery is an accordian at almost any other time.

Happiness is great tickets to your favourite band.

Author:  this-guy [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:48 pm ]
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Misery is fake tickets to your favourite band.

Happiness is acceptance.

Author:  weer5e [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:32 pm ]
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misery is asocialistic

happiness is a walk in the park

Author:  BucketHand [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:21 pm ]
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Misery is a hundred-pound bag of oatmeal. Dropped on your head.

Hapiness is a warm puppy.

Author:  this-guy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:38 pm ]
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Misery is a dead puppy.

Happiness is a dead puppy.

Author:  Zim Del Invasor [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:26 pm ]
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Misery is no dead kittens.

Happiness is Cooking Mama.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:56 am ]
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Misery is cooking dead puppies.

Happiness is repetition.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:38 am ]
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Misery is repetition on an RPG

Happiness is killing bugs at night.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:00 am ]
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Misery is bugs eating you alive at dawn.

Happiness is a day of sunshine.

Author:  iand93 [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:24 am ]
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Misery is a night of sunshine.

Happiness is a Metallica concert.

Author:  MikeMcG [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:31 am ]
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Misery is a Tim McGraw concert.

Happiness is twenty more minutes in bed.

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