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Anyone who has watched the TV show Whose Line is it Anyway? already knows how this works. If you haven't, the idea is to improvise everything you say or do according to what game the host (me) chooses. I'll come back once a day to change the game and update each player's scores.

To start, the game is "Backwards Scene."
The title basically speaks for itself; to play, the first poster tells the end of a story, and each person afterward adds on to what happened before it.

And, action!

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Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
The same is true for the rest of your classes.

...So as it turns out, I didn't die.

Also, you have the best sig ever. XDD

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get LOST

And we all managed to avoid that alternate future thanks to the weird glowing thing we found.

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But then some crazy old man jumped out of the shadows and warned us about radiation and time travel.

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get LOST

We stepped out of the darkness and into the light, while leaving the scene of the crime.

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It was a dark and stormy night...

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Let me tell y'all children a story...

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

And then the Wind-up Doll said:

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Great job so far, guys! 500 points to each of you, and...

Zephyr Song: +50 for mentioning radiation

Sarge: +x for ambiguity

Next up, we have "Superheroes."
To start this one, each poster is a superhero summoning his or her allies to fight a worldwide crisis. Each poster names a crazy superhero at the end of their post, like "Underwear Over His Head Lad! We need your help!!" or "Thank goodness you're here, Three-Legged Horse Man!" The next poster must then use the personality of whatever superhero was named.

Here we go!
Bad Referee Man! The world is in crisis!!

(BTW, the crisis is up to you guys. )

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Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
The same is true for the rest of your classes.

Strike 2!
OH my, the- Ball 4 take you base- Reffotron is saying that there are no other bad refs! I mean-Facemask!- thats bad!

Thank bad refs your here-100 yard loss! add 1000000000 points!- Mr.Mrs.America Ramrod crossdresser man!

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Will be on and off the forum for a while!

I came as quick as I could, but my Superhero Powers kept shorting out on me. This looks like a job for
FAULTY ELECTRONICS MAN!!!
::Puff of blue smoke::

::annoying buzzing sound::
::crackling noise::

(This is my superhero costume, by the way:



ounds head on the wall untill the sound of faulty electronics stops:

Darn. There goes my Comical Exageration powers. And I just had them replaced yesterday.

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Sarge, you have to be the Superhero that Dacheet suggested.

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And then say who the next superhero is.

Sorry, I don't do crossdressing. Someone else go.

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Well then you don't play the GAME.

I think that some people can't locate the United States on a map because some people don't have maps, don't you agree too, The Flying Jellyfish?

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?syuG ?sdrawkcab siht sI

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Yes, I think so, because I am THE FLYING JELLYFISH!

Jelly! Jelly jelly! *stings Mr.Mrs.America Ramrod crossdresser man*

Ha ha... That was funny, right, Pokeman?

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"Pokeman. Poke Poke Poke!!! Manpoke poke pokeman!!"
(Not really. The evil Doctor Chan is threatening to destroy the world with overused memes and idiotic n00bness!!)

"Poke.....mannnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!""
(thousands of cheep, money stealing Chinese trading cards shoot from his hands, these have no affect)

"Poke pok! Manpokemannnn!!"
(We can't stop him by ourselves!! We need The Musician!!)

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Looks like +500 to The Noid, Dacheet15, this-guy, and netzen for playing correctly.

Current standings:
The Zephyr Song: 500
Sarge: 500 + x
this-guy: 1000
SEAN'D: 500
Dacheet15: 500
The Noid: 500
netzen: 500

Next up, let's try "Press Conference." This one might be a bit tough, but let's give it a shot: Each poster names a public figure in cloaked text (really small or hard-to-read color) to answer questions at a press conference, and asks a few questions (let's keep a limit around 5 or so) for that person. The next poster must answer the questions before reading who they are. You can post more than once if you want to answer and ask questions, but you must answer first. I'll start:

Person: Santa Claus announcing divorce
1. What was the first incident that influenced your decision?
2. Do you plan to continue your job?
3. Who's getting the reindeer?

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Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
The same is true for the rest of your classes.

1. It involved a goose and the violation of my manlihood. I would respectfully prefer not to go any further.

2. For as long as the structure stays intact... oh God, I hope it stays intact.

3. My secretary, provided that she fulfills some... obligations.

This has been Santa Claus announcing a divorce. Thank you and good night.

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I think you're supposed to post a new public figure in little text, Snork.

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No, I think it said that you could either put the new public figure in your response or leave it out for the next poster. I didn't feel like coming up with questions, so I left it out. This is more efficient, though.

Person: Jeffrey Dahmer at an All-American Rejects concert

1. Considering your current situation, have you ever considered getting psychological help? All of the circumstances seem horrible for you, and yet you seem to blindly trudge through your unfortunate life, even with the ghosts of the past haunting you for at least the last couple of decades.

2. Does your music preference actually consist of whiny pop-emo groups and mountain yodeling, as has been suggested by much of the online community?

3. Are you going to eat that?

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First of all, yes, I Am geting help through Squirrelaholocs anonmymous.
2: No, I prefer disco. and anything by hannah montana
3: Well, three second rule and all...

i can't believe I'm Jeffrey Dahmer at an All-American Rejects concert

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE

At this time I'll open the floor to questions. Yes, you in the Pfamily Pfargtl...

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Oh, thank you. homestar, drunk on soya sauce, propsing to Strong bad

1: So, Yes or no?
2: When is the big day?
3: What did Marzipan have to say about it?
4: Did you get pulled over on the way here?
5: What's that smell?

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE

1. Yes. I mean no. Possibly Yes. Probably.
2. The big day?! Oh crap, I slept in again!
3. She said everyone thinks she's a broom. Did you know she's not a broom?
4. I thought I got pulled towards here on the way here. Later, I discovered I was just running downhill.
5. Oh, that's Coach Z. Coach Z, you smell.
6. Uhm.... what was the question again?

Awwight, We'll be right back with round two after these important words from these important messages.

(Yes, I know there's wasn't a sixth question, but this is Homestar we're dealing with here.)

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Awight! That wasn't too much of a disaster. +500 to each of you, and +250 more to Snork for playing twice.

Standings:
The Zephyr Song: 500
Sarge: 1000 + x
this-guy: 1000
SEAN'D: 500
Dacheet15: 500
The Noid: 500
netzen: 500
The Snork: 750
Pfamily Pfargtl: 500

And next we have "Famous Last Words." This one's a lot simpler, all you need to do is say funny "last words" style quotes.

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

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Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
The same is true for the rest of your classes.

"Is this it Saruman? Is this all you conjured up?"

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What's the worst that could happen?

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE

"Oh God, I hope it stays intact."

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