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| Author: | netzen [ Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:46 am ] |
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"Now we cut the blue wire...." |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:29 am ] |
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"sandwich?" |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:55 pm ] |
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"Irene, if I may use such familiarity, I have summoned you hither, it may be to undergo a stricter examination than your present condition probably permits; but knowing, as you should, my life must be miserable under this growing cloud of unfathomed dislike, I became resolved to end, if within my power, such contentious and unlady-like conduct as that practised by you towards me of late. It is now six months - yea, weary months - since I shielded you from open penury and insult, which were bound to follow you, as well as your much-loved protectors, who sheltered you from the pangs of penniless orphanage; and during these six months, which naturally should have been the pet period of nuptial harmony, it has proved the hideous period of howling dislike! I, as you see, am tinged with slightly snowy tufts, the result of stifled sorrow and care concerning you alone; and on the memorable day of our alliance, as you are well aware, the black and glossy locks of glistening glory crowned my brow. There dwelt then, just six months this day, no trace of sorrow or smothered woe - no variety of colour where it is and shall be so long as I exist - no furrows of grief could then be traced upon my visage. But, alas! now I feel so changed! And why? Because I have dastardly and doggedly been made a tool of treason in the hands of the traitoress and unworthy! I was enticed to believe that an angel was always hovering around my footsteps, when moodily engaged in resolving to acquaint you of my great love, and undying desire to place you upon the highest pinnacle possible of praise and purity within my power to bestow! I was led to believe that your unbounded joy and happiness were never at such a par as when sharing them with me. Was I falsely informed of your ways and worth? Was I duped to ascend the ladder of liberty, the hill of harmony, the tree of triumph, and the rock of regard, and when wildly manifesting my act of ascension, was I to be informed of treading still in the valley of defeat? Am I, who for nearly forty years was idolised by a mother of untainted and great Christian bearing, to be treated now like a slave? Why and for what am I thus dealt with? Am I to foster the opinion that you treat me thus on account of not sharing so fully in your confidence as it may be, another? Or is it, can it be, imaginative that you have reluctantly shared, only shared, with me that which I have bought and paid for fully? Can it be that your attention has ever been, or is still, attracted by another, who, by some artifice or other, had the audacity to steal your desire for me and hide it beneath his pillaged pillow of poverty, there to conceal it until demanded with my ransom? Speak! Irene! Wife! Woman! Do not sit in silence and allow the blood that now boils in my veins to ooze through cavities of unrestrained passion and trickle down to drench me with its crimson hue!" |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:59 am ] |
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"Do you smell gas?" |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:24 am ] |
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"Of course there're no screws on this plane, I used a couple hundred glue sticks." |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:45 am ] |
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all I need to is press this button, and the orscers will be ruined! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:03 am ] |
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. (With apologies to the late W.C. Fields.) |
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| Author: | SamFisher1022 [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:36 pm ] |
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Alrighty, 500 points to each player, and I may have forgotten to mention that if you play more than once per game, you get 500 points for your first post and 250 for each post after that. Standings: The Zephyr Song: 550 (forgot to add the +50 from the first game all this time!) Sarge: 2250 + x this-guy: 1000 SEAN'D: 500 Dacheet15: 500 The Noid: 500 netzen: 1000 The Snork: 1250 Pfamily Pfargtl: 1000 Stupendous7: 500 MikeMcG: 500 sbe-mail 22: 500 And next we have "Questions Only." In this one, you can, well, only speak in questions. But the conversation must be at least semi-coherent. What do you call this, Doctor? |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:47 pm ] |
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Isn't it just a zit? |
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| Author: | secret_eating [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:51 am ] |
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"How hard could it possibly be?"[/i] |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:18 am ] |
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Isn't it supposed to be really hard? |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:44 am ] |
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Why would it be? |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:53 am ] |
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Why did you answer my question with another question? |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:54 am ] |
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Why are we questioning answering other peoples' questions with questions of our own? |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:56 am ] |
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Why are you questioning us on something so questionable? |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:58 am ] |
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Shouldn't we be popping this zit? |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:02 am ] |
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Why did this person go to the doctors for a zit? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:01 am ] |
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Hey, is that a pimple on your face or are you just hideously deformed? |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:22 am ] |
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Shouldn't you be in the waiting room? |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:57 pm ] |
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why? should I be? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:49 pm ] |
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If I answer that, will you be my friend? |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:50 pm ] |
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when did I become a doctor anyway? |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:55 pm ] |
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What kind of doctor are you? |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:57 pm ] |
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Why do you call me a doctor when I'm a vet? |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:16 pm ] |
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can we kill him? |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:17 pm ] |
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Why would you kill him?? |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:27 pm ] |
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Kill who? |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:28 pm ] |
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Why are you asking me who he is when he's wearing a huge nametag that says "Darth Vader" in huge letters? |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:32 pm ] |
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is it true that his son is luke? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:34 pm ] |
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Do you know the power of the dark side? |
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