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Yeah you sure didn't die first in the first place anyways.

also, friggin' phantom page.

Oh yeah, wolves, for future reference, please put the name of your vote in the subject. It just makes it easier since the majority of PMs I get are are from you people.

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I dunno, I think that's just a plot hole on Noid's part... knowing Noid's writing, it seems like the kind of thing he would forget to explain. It's possible that it's a clue, but since it's pretty iffy and quite early in the game, I don't think we should act on it until we get more info (especially since if he is a human, he's a valuable player)

I do tend to do that a lot.

Clue or lazy writing: YOU DECIDE

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I'ma go with lazy writing unless more evidence arises. Also, I have to go out of town tomorrow for my mom's memorial service, so I won't be able to post until late on Sunday (unless the hotel I'm staying at has free internet access).

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Agreed, it's too close to call. Heck, it's not even a lynch round.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

So, Inverse has a hint of suspicion on him, but we wait till the next part of the story to start really cracking down on somebody. Alright.


Woah, that's horrible. But don't worry, I don't think you'll miss anything.

Yeah, I agree. The Noid had a few strange ways of writing, ("A pile of blood"? come on!) so until there is something else that emphasises Inverse's suspisiousness, I say innocent until proven guilty.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Sometimes I accidentally put down wrong words that kind of sound alike when I'm typing. That was supposed to say in a pool of blood.

ROUND TWO: NO PHONE HOME

Grayman, a middle-aged man with (no surprise) gray hair, was on his knees, messing with machinery. Another person was sitting in a chair with their feet on a desk, sleeping. Grayman whistled a tune and after a few minutes, he was done with the machinery. "Hey, this thing is fixed up. Just a problem with the flux capacitator."

Ju Ju, a light sleeper, was immediately woken up. He got of the chair, rubbed his eyes, and pressed a button. A screen in front of him lit up with the words "PLEASE WAIT" in blue.

"You'd think that with all of this money invested in the project we could have afforded a better SateCam than a 2147. My dirt poor brother has a 2154 at least..." Ju Ju grumbled as he looked over a stack of papers. The papers summed up what he was supposed to inform President Summers - Jeff Ridley was killed and they were being hunted. All Ju Ju wanted was to get some sleep.

Ju Ju then starting hearing noises. The sound of a voice - Grayman's - yelling and the sound of feet running. Then a loud thump. "Grayman?" Ju Ju called out. "Hellooooo....Grayman? Where are you, bu-"

And then the wolf jumped out at him. All Ju Ju saw was a flash of brown sending him flying into the chair. The chair broke once Ju Ju hit it and the wolf laughed. "Boy, you humans sure are light."

Ju Ju got back on his feet and groaned. The wolf started to run over to him. Thinking fast, Ju Ju picked up one of the legs of the chair and hit the wolf in the face. The wolf fell to the floor and Ju Ju beat it, leaving it howling on the ground.

Ju Ju caught his breath, hit the wolf again, and walked over to it. He asked "Who are you?"

The wolf curled over and smiled. "I'm just a wolf." He then sprung up at Ju Ju and knocked the leg out of his hands. Ju Ju, lying helpless on the ground, moaned as the wolf dived at him and started to claw.

He dragged Ju Ju's corpse and slumped it up against a wall. He then picked up the chair leg and smacked him squarely in the face, mumbling "Dirty rotten waste..."

The wolf then noticed the blue screen and landed a punch in the center of it. The wolf then trashed the machinery beyond repair. After the machinery was destroyed, the wolf noticed that Ju Ju's nametag was lying on the floor, the bottom left corner covered in blood. "James Jackson Masters. Codename Ju Ju Master. Well, I guess you won't be needing this, Jimmy." The wolf laughed as he ripped it up.

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The bodies were discovered early in the morning. Inverse had noticed that Ju Ju was not in his cabin and went over to The Contact Building to see if the papers (and Ju Ju) were there. He soon discovered a grisly mess - Grayman was lying on his stomach with claw marks on his back and the entire Earth Contact room was trashed with Ju Ju dead against a wall. Inverse observed the room for a few more seconds before he sprinted out to call a meeting.

"Two more of our men were found dead in the Contact Building." Inverse called over the crowd. "Jim Masters and Jack Greyman. Their bodies are being inspected right now." The crowd started to talk again.

"But we do have good news." Inverse yelled. "The fruit, which we are calling Baneberry, has developed into the serum we can use to inject into a person. Our scientists say that this serum is capable of killing wolves upon contact. Unfortunately, they slaso say that it will kill normal people upon contact too. Now, we have no fair way to decide who deserves to be injected with this...the council has agreed to leave it up to the people."

The crowd began to talk again, some showing signs of worry, others calling out their suspicions...

Ju Ju Master was killed. He was a human.
It is now a serum round. This means it is time to lynch. This rounds ends on Monday, October 15th.

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Lovin' the miniature epic battle action going on in these stories, Noid. xD

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get LOST

I didn't want to make the first real kill a sissy kill. Stronger the player, better the fight.

I also wanted to make Ju JU's last words "But...I baked you a muffin..." but it would have been less awesome, I think.

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I agree. Maybe you can work the muffin thing it into the story later, I dunno.

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get LOST

JuJu's will perhaps?

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

I'm never gonna get to play this game...

I was thinking this would happen if I debunked the evidence against Inverse, though. For the greater good, perhaps?



...nah, not worth it.

Yeah, that really sucks. Poor form actually. The wolves should've been more considerate after what happened last game. I mean, it's a game, people. It's supposed to be fun.


That would've been MORE awesome >:(

And, no clues in this story. Not much to go on for the first round of mob justice.

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Well, last game was pretty much my fault.

I take it as a compliment. I was too threatening for them to keep around

I was actually waiting for Ju Ju to become awesome in this game. It was sort of my fault for killing him since it was my blind guess, I think.

Wolves lose an etiquette point.

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Ah.. the first lynch round. Where everything is completely random.

Don't be so sure about that.

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^Lol wulf

In all honesty, I am now dissecting our two stories for what [s]piles of blood[/s]clues/hints I can get. Lesse what we all can find...

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The only evidence I see is against Inverse, and I'm not ready to lose someone so good at this based on what may or may not be a plot hole.

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Here's a thought: the wolf introduced himself as "just a wolf". That sound a bit familiar? I'm thinking we should lynch just a username.

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That's a relevant thought, and I think you may have something there. When do we need to come to a lynching verdict, O Master of Gaming Known as Noid?

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This sounds pretty solid. I'll go with him until any other evidence pops up.

Ahem.

Also, I think the evidence for JAU is pretty good. It's as close as we're going to get this round.

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Let's make it official then.

I vote for just a username.

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That's not good evidence to go by. Some people just don't want to look at torn up dead people. =P

JAU: "just a wolf" was most likely The Noid's way of keeping the wolf anonymous. Just a thought.

And on that note I have no idea who to vote for. Inverse seemed a little suspicious for a bit... but there's not enough evidence against him for me to vote for him.

JAU: - 4 I think

(I think because only two of you mentioned voting for him but two others mentioned "that sounds good")

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Heyo, I shall venture to say that if you don't have your vote bolded, then it's only speculation.

Votes in bold, for Noid's sake.

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Oh crap I keep on forgetting all this stuff.

Votes in blod please. But if you forgot s'all right.

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